I Expose Another of Betsy's Gross Shortcomings

Having survived the utter weirdness of being interviewed by a cat (yeah, you read that right), I wasn't surprised to be approached by Rocco's owner. Or Rocco's pet. I dunno how it works with them. Mostly I just try to keep my head down and work on the copy edits for UNSTABLE, and think up new and disturbing things to do with the ice cream maker I got for Christmas.
(And I don't mean 'a cat' like, "She's such a cat!" or "He's got the reflexes of a cat" or "I've got nine lives like a cat so it's weird that I'm dead now," but an actual cat, as in: "Why does it always want to shit in the shit-box when I'm making French toast?" So meditate on the horror. I sure did.)
Anyway, in keeping with the cat-centric theme of Rocco's book blog, I posted a sneak preview from the first pages of UNDEAD AND UNSTABLE. There are minor spoilers within, but if that doesn't scare you, head over and take a peek.
Oh...also, in UNSTABLE Betsy kills Sinclair, buys a Payless Shoes franchise, then burns down the mansion and moves to an apple orchard in Wisconsin after killing everyone she has ever loved.
Kidding. Heh.
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Published on January 25, 2012 20:01
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message 1: by 10esun (new)

10esun Gave me a heart attack for a second there. Few.


message 2: by Sabrina (new)

Sabrina I almost shat myself


message 3: by Stacey (new)

Stacey Ha ha! Hilarious! Betsy buy a Payless Shoes franchise? NEVER!


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