Free Stuff for 100th Follower

I can't believe it. 99 people (intelligent and attractive people, all of them) are following me on Goodreads!
I will be keeping an eye out today because my 100th follower will get a free Arachnophilia bookmark.
Now, if you are follower number 99 or 101 (or any other number for that matter) and you want a bookmark too, just message me and ask for one.
Keep reading.

Thanks,
Jason Howl