An Ode to the Nerf Zombie Swords

Yall, I will never be a poet, but we LOVE these Nerf swords. They’re definitely worth the effort to write a review. I went on Amazon to do just that. Oddly, though, my review kept rhyming. So I shrugged and just…went with it

Dear Nerf Zombie Swords,

You have served us well.

When I bought you online in 2015
I had no idea how long you’d be on our team.

You showed up on our doorstep in a box that was rather large
But I tore you open because our credit card was charged.

There in the bottom lay thr...