Ok, guys, need some help…

Everybody first search my books on B&N, and if you find Hephaestus Books with omnibuses of my work, go to customer service at B&N's corporate site and write them explaining these are ripoffs and not real books. Be nice, but be firm that these are ripoff collections of Wiki articles purporting to be a book by me and that these have been tossed off Amazon and are now victimizing customers of B&N and cluttering up the search list under my name. This is the e-mail form: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/help/cu...

Arrgh.

And the koi pond sprung a leak or something weird happened with its waterfall exit this morning. We're down about 1500 gallons, it's cold out there, and we don't know why.

There ARE no calm days around here…