The Modern Monarchist, Issue #1
Hey, kewl katz.
Issue #1 of what may very well be the only extant absurdist-devoted ezine IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE—The Modern Monarchist—is now out. The issue includes the story “The Butler” by yours truly and flash fiction from several other contributors, as well as an interview with Brian Evenson conducted by The Late Peter Sellers, no less.
And it's FREE!
P.S. For the record, I did not request that my byline read “Douglas Motherfucking Hackle” in this publication, as I believe inserting “Motherfucking” between one’s first and last name is usually considered douchey. However, it’s perfectly okay when someone else does it. So in this case, blame the editor: G Arthur Motherfuckin’ Brown.
Sincerely,
D-Eazy
Issue #1 of what may very well be the only extant absurdist-devoted ezine IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE—The Modern Monarchist—is now out. The issue includes the story “The Butler” by yours truly and flash fiction from several other contributors, as well as an interview with Brian Evenson conducted by The Late Peter Sellers, no less.
And it's FREE!
P.S. For the record, I did not request that my byline read “Douglas Motherfucking Hackle” in this publication, as I believe inserting “Motherfucking” between one’s first and last name is usually considered douchey. However, it’s perfectly okay when someone else does it. So in this case, blame the editor: G Arthur Motherfuckin’ Brown.
Sincerely,
D-Eazy
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Rory was being nice and helpful, and has gotten mistreated for his warmth. Rory will now either cry incessantly or study the Manson play book. You really didn't get IJ at all, didya?
Rory has now been conditioned to hate bald head bastards.
Rory has now been conditioned to hate bald head bastards.
Referring to "The Modern Monarchist," Douglas wrote; "And it's FREE!"
How unique for one of the net's 12,540,007 e-zines with a viewership of fewer than its asshole contributors.
How unique for one of the net's 12,540,007 e-zines with a viewership of fewer than its asshole contributors.
I’m Douglas Hackle, and I’m here to tell you about my wonderful experience with Mongrel Wizz Beer. I was surprised the first time I put it to my lips. The aroma went straight up my nose and was just like the dog wizz I used to have to hustle to huff at the park; but even better as now I could drink it. You probably don’t know, but I’m a shitty zine writer, and sometimes we get blocked. But, after half a can of Mongrel Wizz I’m right back in the toilet, slurping and typing away. Rather than any kind of metallic collection system, the people at Mongrel Wizz get it right out of the dog’s kazoo; and believe me; I can tell the difference. Despite that my dog now pisses in my face while I’m sleeping, I’ll be drinking Mongrel Wizz for the rest of my life and recommend that you do too.
DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV. DOUGLAS IS A BALD HEAD TV.
SUPER GR COOL.
SUPER GR COOL.
POOF!