HST Digest: 1/1/18
12/8: Poetry by Kerney Bee12/9: Poetry by John Patrick Robbins
12/10: Poetry by J.J. Campbell
12/11: Poetry by Kurt Newton
12/12: Poetry by M.J. Nicholls
12/13: HSTQ: Winter 2018
12/15: Poetry by Casey Renee Kiser
12/17: Poetry by Edward Lee
12/18: Poetry by Omar Alexandre
12/19: Poetry by G. Arthur Brown
12/21: Poetry by Arthur Graham
12/24: Season's Greetings from HST
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DonaldPres wrote: "Okay. Okay. I know that I'm really like smart and stuff. I first noticed it in grammar school where only three of the black people, all female BTW, got better grades than me. But, it has like becom..."Stop forgetting to take your meds, son.
"You can always change your name. Thanks a lot son, just the same."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCq...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCq...
deleted user wrote: "The GR Enquirer has an update on the Graham-LaPlace obscenity. There has been no sign of Mr. Graham for four hours and Ms. LaPlace has been otherwise occupied since yesterday."Actually, Ms. LaPlace and I spent the weekend doing wholesome activities together, like volunteering at the animal shelter and collecting food donations for orphans, and none of that sleazy trashy poetry business. We've now just returned from church.
The GR Enquirer would like to issue an official apology to Mr.Graham, Ms. LaPlace, and our readers, for having incorrectly implied anything some may still construe as sleazy; unless it is a turn-on for the participants to be seen as sleazy, and then it's fine, irrespective of specific activity displayed ................. Oh, just fuck it. This sex stuff can just go on forever, and some assholes still won't get it. So, let's just stick with the homeless puppies, orphans, and church, just like the chroniclers of Jesus. Beautiful innocence has been resurrected.
Our sincere apologies to all involved.
EDITORS NOTE: STICK THIS WITH THE LOW PAYING ADS AT FONT SIZE FOUR. THAT OUGHTA BE ENOUGH TO PROTECT OUR LEGAL ASS,
Our sincere apologies to all involved.
EDITORS NOTE: STICK THIS WITH THE LOW PAYING ADS AT FONT SIZE FOUR. THAT OUGHTA BE ENOUGH TO PROTECT OUR LEGAL ASS,
“All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker
― Dorothy Parker
India wrote: "A. wrote: "WellyW wrote: “making his way through India, in monsoon season..."HAH!!
That was about all I got out of this comment stream but it was worth it. (I'd weather that storm, btw)"
And in monsoon season no less? I like the sound of that (;
I'm quite brave. One of my stronger features 😉
A.wrote; "I'm quite brave. One of my stronger features."
That's quite impressive as I'm sure it's tough to outdo those hairy armpits.
That's quite impressive as I'm sure it's tough to outdo those hairy armpits.
This is 4 minutes of DFW. He covers so much in that little time. And I think that if you take the trouble to listen, the people I imagine to be part of this thread will say; "Yeah, that'e exactly how I feel."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0Jg...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0Jg...
"You got to lose before you know how to win." Didn't know these guys ever did anything good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wzic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wzic...
Almost forgot the routine. Gonna stay safe. This is from part 2 of "The Big Flush A/K/A The Flood," which is also a subsection of the much maligned "The Official Bizarro Bible." The waters have subsided and Noah, which equals Goldfarb, and his family are OK. More importantly his wife Kirsten is thinking for the first time in five years that it's possible that he may not be as near large an asshole she thought he was after he said it was God's half-assed plan that resulted in the roof collapse and the dead shrimp all over the floor. She might even be having some early signs of a potential earth movement. But, then, you know a whole load of other shit happens. It's probably understood, but DFW = God.
After the Flood A/K/A The Drain Field Actually Works!
The waters eventually withdrew, and for the first time since the unfortunate shrimp incident Kirsten was tight with Goldfarb. God’s plan about the curvy clay and electrical plug worked, and the three kids had rollicking good times with Athena, Gina, Alyssa, and Spike. It’s okay. She was weirdly romantic and provided that special kick here and there.
DFW promised Goldfarb, Andre, Burk, Pierce, and Kirsten that he would never again flush his toilet. All is good, and quicker than you can get a free ARC (advance review copy) from a Bizarro writer there were people all over the place.
This portion of “The Official Bizarro Bible” has been omitted because all that was going on was a lot of you-know-what.
But, lo and behold. That DFW was quite the wordsmith, and it is essential to understand the attributes and limitations in his precise wording. Though he didn’t flush, he had other tricks tucked away in his fat book and an irrationally random behavior pattern. When he saw that mankind was co-operatively building a skyscraper in Babel, he got all kinds of weirded out. Go figure. Right? It was about 1/3 the size of the original Trump Tower, and was dwarfed by most of the world’s true skyscrapers, some even in third world countries. It provided much needed housing for the growing population. Bizarro boys had not yet learned how cool it was to work at Allsup’s Convenience Store and live with their parents at age 45.
But DFW again punished humanity for their alleged crimes by creating many languages and its consequent confusion. Some of this was accomplished by merely converting nouns into adjectives not previously used, and then having his flunky Merriam include it in his book. But of more significance, he did something which caused them to not understand each other at all. ......... If mankind could take any solace from this at all; it was in the fact that they didn’t understand each other all that well to begin with.
Apparently unsatisfied, DFW continued his bizarre behavior. He instructed Abram to leave his home in plushy Carmel; with an ocean view and right next door to Scarlett Johansson, mind you; and trek over to Portland. “Gag me with a spoon,” was the much too trite and obvious remark made by Abram. But, he went quietly, figuring that this would just be another temporary thing; and not listing the Carmel property with any of the local, piranha realtors.
There, DFW made what he referred to as a “covenant” with Abram. Now Abram didn’t get to Carmel by being anybody’s fool and he had read of the “deal” that Goldfarb had gotten.
Abram said; “Trick word, that covenant. It has ten different meanings according to my dictionary. The first i
After the Flood A/K/A The Drain Field Actually Works!
The waters eventually withdrew, and for the first time since the unfortunate shrimp incident Kirsten was tight with Goldfarb. God’s plan about the curvy clay and electrical plug worked, and the three kids had rollicking good times with Athena, Gina, Alyssa, and Spike. It’s okay. She was weirdly romantic and provided that special kick here and there.
DFW promised Goldfarb, Andre, Burk, Pierce, and Kirsten that he would never again flush his toilet. All is good, and quicker than you can get a free ARC (advance review copy) from a Bizarro writer there were people all over the place.
This portion of “The Official Bizarro Bible” has been omitted because all that was going on was a lot of you-know-what.
But, lo and behold. That DFW was quite the wordsmith, and it is essential to understand the attributes and limitations in his precise wording. Though he didn’t flush, he had other tricks tucked away in his fat book and an irrationally random behavior pattern. When he saw that mankind was co-operatively building a skyscraper in Babel, he got all kinds of weirded out. Go figure. Right? It was about 1/3 the size of the original Trump Tower, and was dwarfed by most of the world’s true skyscrapers, some even in third world countries. It provided much needed housing for the growing population. Bizarro boys had not yet learned how cool it was to work at Allsup’s Convenience Store and live with their parents at age 45.
But DFW again punished humanity for their alleged crimes by creating many languages and its consequent confusion. Some of this was accomplished by merely converting nouns into adjectives not previously used, and then having his flunky Merriam include it in his book. But of more significance, he did something which caused them to not understand each other at all. ......... If mankind could take any solace from this at all; it was in the fact that they didn’t understand each other all that well to begin with.
Apparently unsatisfied, DFW continued his bizarre behavior. He instructed Abram to leave his home in plushy Carmel; with an ocean view and right next door to Scarlett Johansson, mind you; and trek over to Portland. “Gag me with a spoon,” was the much too trite and obvious remark made by Abram. But, he went quietly, figuring that this would just be another temporary thing; and not listing the Carmel property with any of the local, piranha realtors.
There, DFW made what he referred to as a “covenant” with Abram. Now Abram didn’t get to Carmel by being anybody’s fool and he had read of the “deal” that Goldfarb had gotten.
Abram said; “Trick word, that covenant. It has ten different meanings according to my dictionary. The first i
Somebody said that this was DFW's favorite group. Somebody, not him. Anyway, I found one which doesn't absolutely suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXC5...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXC5...
SCREW YOU DICKNOSE