On a Completely Different Note

Christmas is also a time of reflection, and the new year brings thoughts of change. This year, I've seen one particular change that is . . . interesting.

It's no secret that I consider Patty to be a paragon of virtues. It's been my privilege to be her companion for thirty-one years, and she continues to amaze with grace and beauty. It is, perhaps, not surprising that other men envy me and would attempt to woo her. The phrase over my dead body comes to mind, but I can certainly understand the...