Pre-Emptive Disclaimer: I Am Sure Many Well Endowed, Nice Men Own Chevys

So while I was at IKEA getting the desk and office chair for the living room, I also picked up another Billy bookshelf.

Digression: The books in my house all seem to share rabbit ancestry; I am POSITIVE that the second I leave ANY room with more than one book in it (read: every room in my house), they all leap back in into the frenzied orgy they must have constantly going to produce so many MORE AND MORE books.

Even now, in the basement I am pretty sure Madame Bovary is writhing joyously in t...