There's an email making the rounds. It goes like this:
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
My simple rules are:
1. Hatred is the engine that drives my car. Of course, "being happy" isn't my life-goal, either.
2. Only way to free your mind from worries is to be mindless.
3. "Live simply" doesn't mean "live simple-minded."
4. Give more ... see (1)
5. Expect less ... yeah, when I walk down a dark alley, I always keep my eyes closed.
Whoever wrote that first bit of tripe needs to watch Life more and Oprah less.