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February 5, 2011
free Doll Queen prequel
Heya, everybody. Well, I had some free time a couple weeks ago, so I decided to write a short story, and I ended up writing a prequel of sorts to The Doll Queen. But it's more of a stand alone story. It's about a female knight who encounters an armored attack butterfly. I decided to make it a free e-story at smashwords, so if you'd like to check it out, click here
oh by the way, what do y'all think of the cover?
--lotey r.
p.s. in case you missed the news, i have made a paper version of Faerie Brace-Face available at amazon.com here
January 31, 2011
paper version of Faerie Brace-Face
hey all, well a paper version of Faerie Brace-Face is now available at amazon.com, at least in the United States. so now you don't have to read an ebook if you don't want to!
here's the link ~ http://amzn.com/1456530054
Product Description
In a world where fairies don't have vaginas, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell. By the author of SinEaster and MachoPoni.
About the Author
Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death, SinEaster, The Doll Queen, and The Corruption of Innocence. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, "grown-up" version of children's literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
January 1, 2011
The Doll Queen now available
Hey all, my latest ebook is currently available for amazon kindle, at smashwords.com, and for barnes & noble nook.
In this strange faerie tale, Princess Leila is intrigued by the arrival of the mysterious Prince Gabriel, who comes from a kingdom where the queen sits upon the throne with a headless teddy bear. An assassination attempt by a headless knight sends them on a journey to save the prince's kingdom. The journey is complicated by a mischievous demon, and by Blondy, a rival for the prince's affections. Leila finds herself falling deeper for the prince, but soon discovers that he has strange secrets...
By the author of SinEaster, MachoPoni, and Faerie Brace-Face.
December 29, 2010
possible cover for The Doll Queen
well, here's the possible cover for my latest tale. i hope to have the ebook available soon.
December 1, 2010
Faerie Brace-Face a dollar for December!
I have decided to lower the price of the ebook to one dollar for the month of December! Here are the links.
kindle version
barnes and noble nook ~ as i write this the price hasn't come down, but it should adjust to one dollar soon.
smashwords ~ use the coupon code RD98Q to get $2.50 off!
In a world where fairies don't have vaginas, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie, and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell.
happeui holeeeedaueys,
lotey r.
October 23, 2010
Faerie Brace-Face out now!
Hey all, my latest ebook is currently available for amazon kindle, at smashwords.com, and for barnes & noble nook.
In a world where fairies don't have vaginas, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell.
Thanks all.
October 19, 2010
possible cover for Faerie Brace-Face
Well, here's the possible cover for Faerie Brace-Face, which I plan to release soon. I decided to go with a simple, elegant design for the cover. What do you all think? Do you like it? Have any suggestions? Anything about it you don't like? I haven't decided whether this will be the final version. I'll have to think about it a little bit, and I'd like to hear what other people think. Thanks all!
July 27, 2010
SinEaster ebook available now!
Hey everyone, so even though it's nowhere close to Easter, my ebook entitled SinEaster has just come out.
It's available for kindle~ click the tiny url to go to its kindle page
tinyurl.com/22nokkn
Soon it will be available in many more ebook stores, like ibooks, barnes and noble and stuff like that!
And it is also available at smashwords in numerous formats
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/19732
Here's the book description~
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed wi...
July 22, 2010
SinEaster cover 2.0
In my previous blog entry, I posted a preliminary version of the SinEaster cover. Someone informed me that the title on it looked too small, so I went back to the comp and played around and made a version with a bigger title! So NOW the cover is complete . . . I think. heh. Well, y'all can compare the versions if you'd like. Which do you like better? Well, in any case, I hope you all like the cover.
--the loteynator
SinEaster cover
Okay, so here's the cover for SinEaster. I've been working a few days on it, and finally feel that it is pretty cool looking, though I still reserve the right to change it. I should be more specific about my role. I didn't draw the artwork, but I did all the lettering, with the aid of programs and stuff. So there you have the cover. It's come a long way from my first crude idea for it and the mock-up I did, taking pictures of pink bunnies off the internet and putting them next to a picture of...
