Rob Christopher's Blog, page 69
April 18, 2022
3 things about Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s MEMORIA
Memoria [2021]
1. A huge ball of concrete hitting the bottom of a metal tube that’s surrounded by seawater.
2. She asks him what it’s like to be dead. “It’s okay.”
3. The “O” slowly fades away.
April 17, 2022
3 things about Ernst Lubitsch’s TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Trouble in Paradise [1932]
1. “See here, my good man. You’ve been saying good-bye for the last half hour and staying on. I wish you’d say ‘How do you do?’ and go.”
2. Giant Art Deco hall clock with built-in light fixture.
3. Tonsils.
April 13, 2022
3 things about Tina Rathborne’s ZELLY AND ME
Zelly and Me [1988]
1. David Lynch says, “Holy smokes!”
2. Two burnmarks on her arm.
3. Lacking any other playthings, she creates Socky.
April 12, 2022
3 things about Mark Sandrich’s SHALL WE DANCE
Shall We Dance [1937]
1. “You only had one drink.”
“Yes, but you kept filling it.”
2. Tripping over the curb in their roller skates.
3. Eric Blore’s spelling bee.
April 7, 2022
New trailer, new screenings
Roy’s World: Barry Gifford’s Chicago is returning to theaters!
April 30: The Wilmette Theatre, Wilmette, IL
Yours truly in person; Q&A with Lee Shoquist (ChicagoFilm.com)
May 6 – 7: The Broad Theater, New Orleans, LA
[tickets on sale soon—stay tuned]
May 7: The Roxie Theater, San Francisco, CA
Barry Gifford + yours truly in person
April 6, 2022
3 things about Michael Glover Smith’s RELATIVE
Relative [2022]
1. She calmly explains e-books to a library patron.
2. In this alternate Chicago universe, Hopleaf is a pizza parlor.
3. “I need you. I don’t need you. I need you. We need you.”
Bonus: the ugly couch in Rod’s room is actually my old futon. I donated it to the production.
April 5, 2022
3 things about Christopher Nolan’s BATMAN BEGINS
Batman Begins [2005]
1. 10,000 masks.
2. Tom Wilkinson’s murky accent.
3. The Gordons live on the first floor.
April 4, 2022
3 things about Luis Buñuel’s THE MILKY WAY
The Milky Way [1969]
1. The Virgin Mary advises Him not to shave.
2. Pierre Clémenti: barefoot hippie Angel of Death.
3. The desiccated corpse is declared a heretic and cremated.
April 3, 2022
3 things about Edward Cline’s MILLION DOLLAR LEGS
Million Dollar Legs [1932]
1. Dismantled nightclub.
2. “You’ll always be Sweetheart to me.”
3. Double gold medals.
March 28, 2022
3 things about Dorothy Arzner’s MERRILLY WE GO TO HELL
Merrily We Go to Hell [1932]
1. He explains that he’s on the wagon. Immediately she mentions that if he needs it, there’s a bottle in the closet.
2. She’s powdering her nose. “I spent the morning realizing that we’re living in a modern world, where there’s no place for old-fashioned wives. You seem to want a modern wife and that’s what I’m going to be.”
3. From the doorway of the kitchen she watches her husband share a long kiss with his mistress. The others in the room seem blasé about her presence.
Extraordinary. Hollywood wouldn’t make a comparatively complex portrait of a marriage for another 30 years. And it’s 83 minutes long!


