Rob Christopher's Blog, page 14
March 26, 2025
3 things about H.C. Potter’s HELLZAPOPPIN’
Hellzapoppin’ [1941]
1. Insane jitterbug number with Slim & Slam.
2. Adjusting the horizontal frame. “I’m starting to get seasick.”
3. Coat of arms.
March 25, 2025
3 things about Ross Glass’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING
Love Lies Bleeding [2024]
1. Bush’s press conference on the car radio.
2. Nona Hendryx at the gym.
3. One last body to get rid of.
March 24, 2025
3 things about Alain Resnais’ HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR
Hiroshima Mon Amour [1959]
1. His hand twitching in sleep.
2. Actual radiation burns, and then later on the film set we see a makeup artist applying ersatz radiation burns.
3.”You were bored in a way that makes a man want to know a woman.”
Illinois, here we come!
April is bustin’ out all over! My new short film My Last Martini is heading your way–hope to see you there.
April 12, 2025 @ 2:00pm + 7:15pm: Afterimage Film Festival, St. Charles, IL
April 17, 2025 @ 4:15pm: Music Box Theatre, Chicago (b/w feature film Wild at Heart)
March 23, 2025
3 things about Albert Parker’s THE BLACK PIRATE
The Black Pirate [1926]
1. Comparing the sharpness of the two swords.
2. An elaborate system for staying awake.
3. A sudden explosion suddenly lights up the night.
3 things about Mervyn LeRoy’s HOME BEFORE DARK
Home Before Dark [1958]
1. Compulsive smoking.
2. A bank account to which she does not have access, doesn’t even know what bank holds the account.
3. She insists on the Cornet hairstyle, the one her husband has picked out for her.
March 22, 2025
3 things about Martin Campbell’s CAST A DEADLY SPELL
Cast a Deadly Spell [1991]
1. “Why did you have to walk back into my life?”
“Why did you have to walk out of mine?”
2. Death by papercuts.
3. He explains that zombies are good for about three months, depending on the weather.
March 18, 2025
3 things about Samuel Fuller’s THE NAKED KISS
The Naked Kiss [1964]
1. One of the greatest opening sequences in the history of cinema: a bald prostitute wailing away on her pimp with a giant handbag to the blasts of wild jazz on the soundtrack.
2. “Nobody sticks dirty money in my mouth!”
3. The same “small town residential street” backlot used in multiple episodes of The Twilight Zone.
March 17, 2025
3 things about Michael Shannon’s ERIC LaRUE
Eric LaRue [2023]
1. That “new Bible” smell.
2. A box of Our Family brand cereal.
3. “I saw the inside of those boys.”
March 16, 2025
3 things about Charlie Chaplin’s LIMELIGHT
Limelight [1952]
1. An extra flea.
2. “That’s all any of us are: amateurs. We don’t live long enough to be anything else.”
3. Slippery sheet music.


