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Humans are Weird - Memo - Audio Narration

Hello my wonderful viewers and welcome to another episode of Betty Adams over-analyzes. Today we are taking a look at the burning question of why, exactly, Mitch Williams has over one-hundred times the amount of data in his gauntlet than Five or Miko do.

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Quilx’tch Speech

Greetings and Salutations my fellow sapient beings! Would you like a book on your shelf that will always be good for a laugh? Humans are Weird: I Have the Data will be just that. A collection of short stories that will give you a comfortable chuckle and perhaps, just perhaps renew your faith in humanity. I am Quilx’tch, Roving Nutritional anthropologist currently attached to the Survey Ranger Core and I need your help. You see over the past several years I have collected a large body of data (over 60,00 words) on the newest addition to our galactic community. The species know as Homo sapiens or our friends the humans. Now I am sure you have all heard, felt, seen, or sensed in your own way the stories of the bizarre and often contradictory stories of humanity. How they will softly say ‘ow’ even before they know they are hurt in a safe environment, yet will literally walk themselves to death before admitting an injury in a hostile environment. How they will willingly starve themselves until their mass had dropped to half its optimum state to feed a friend, but will fight over the last tater tot in the cafeteria. You have know the strange rules that govern our interactions with them from immediately forbidding any activity that makes an adult human giggle for more than fifteen seconds to how to respond to a human who is darkly chuckling. You have perhaps touched for yourself the strange, nearly hairless outer membrane of these humans flush with their radiant bio-energy and seen the biolights dancing across their stripped skin. You have read the questions presented to the central university. Is it true that they are ignorant of their own beauty? Is is true that they will attempt to pet, tame, and domesticate the most dangerous apex predator in any location? Is it true that they name their appendages? Through my own observations and through records from other observers I have striven to answer these perplexing questions. However the Central University has had to direct all funding to the documentation and post event analysis of the so called “noodle incident” as the humans involved had remained obdurate in their refusal to talk about the matter and I have had to seek other funding sources to publish my work. Thus I have submitted my body of evidence to the Earth Based company Indigogo in a quest for funding. Please share this video around and spread the word. If you want the answers to the pressing question of why humans will go slightly out of their way to step on a crunchy leaf please choose your funding tier and purchase a copy of Humans are Weird – I Have the Data.


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Betty Adams Overanalyzes - Mitch's Data

Top Three Reasons Mitch Has 100Times the Data of Miko and Five in His Gauntlet–Glitch Techs Analysis

Hello my wonderful viewers and welcome to another episode of Betty Adams over-analyzes. Today we are taking a look at the burning question of why, exactly, Mitch Williams has over one-hundred times the amount of data in his gauntlet than Five or Miko do.

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Campaign Runs from Oct 1st to Oct 30th!

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Humans are Weird: I Have the Data - A Book on the Absurdity of Humanity - Short Stories - Indiegogo

Quilx’tch Speech

Greetings and Salutations my fellow sapient beings! Would you like a book on your shelf that will always be good for a laugh? Humans are Weird: I Have the Data will be just that. A collection of short stories that will give you a comfortable chuckle and perhaps, just perhaps renew your faith in humanity. I am Quilx’tch, Roving Nutritional anthropologist currently attached to the Survey Ranger Core and I need your help. You see over the past several years I have collected a large body of data (over 60,00 words) on the newest addition to our galactic community. The species know as Homo sapiens or our friends the humans. Now I am sure you have all heard, felt, seen, or sensed in your own way the stories of the bizarre and often contradictory stories of humanity. How they will softly say ‘ow’ even before they know they are hurt in a safe environment, yet will literally walk themselves to death before admitting an injury in a hostile environment. How they will willingly starve themselves until their mass had dropped to half its optimum state to feed a friend, but will fight over the last tater tot in the cafeteria. You have know the strange rules that govern our interactions with them from immediately forbidding any activity that makes an adult human giggle for more than fifteen seconds to how to respond to a human who is darkly chuckling. You have perhaps touched for yourself the strange, nearly hairless outer membrane of these humans flush with their radiant bio-energy and seen the biolights dancing across their stripped skin. You have read the questions presented to the central university. Is it true that they are ignorant of their own beauty? Is is true that they will attempt to pet, tame, and domesticate the most dangerous apex predator in any location? Is it true that they name their appendages? Through my own observations and through records from other observers I have striven to answer these perplexing questions. However the Central University has had to direct all funding to the documentation and post event analysis of the so called “noodle incident” as the humans involved had remained obdurate in their refusal to talk about the matter and I have had to seek other funding sources to publish my work. Thus I have submitted my body of evidence to the Earth Based company Indigogo in a quest for funding. Please share this video around and spread the word. If you want the answers to the pressing question of why humans will go slightly out of their way to step on a crunchy leaf please choose your funding tier and purchase a copy of Humans are Weird – I Have the Data.


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Humans are Weird - Persistence

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Humans are Weird - Regulations - Audio Narration

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Humans are Weird - Shots

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Humans are Weird - Bleep - Indiegogo Campaign

​Humans are Weird — Bleep

“But why do the speakers produce different sound profiles?” Twistunder asked as he examined the earbuds in his grappling appendages.
“For directionality,” Mack Dodge answered without taking his eyes off the screen. “It’s why most interfaces have two speakers.”
“And what is directionality?” Twistunder asked, pressing the earbuds to his lateral core curiously.
Mack paused as he tried to figure out the question. “So I am watching the two-dimensional screen here,” he gestured at the screen.
“Yes,” Twistunder said.
“So the lion-deer comes onto the screen from the left,” Mack played back the scene. “Here at two-minutes-five, but you can hear him coming for about thirty seconds before that, right?”
Twistunder set the earbuds aside and waved his grappling appendages in agreement.
“So the computer knows to play the sound of the lion-deer from the left earbud so you know where to look,” Mack explained. “What direction it comes from. So that is directionality.”
Twistunder curled all of his appendages underneath him and sat there in what most of the humans on base called his ‘thinking loaf.’ “So humans,” he finally said, “can tell which direction a predator is coming from by sound?”
“Well, yeah,” Mack said. “Can’t you?”
“No,” Twistunder said simply. “Why would we need to do that? We can see where it is coming from.”
Mack leaned back and examined the perfect radial symmetry of Twistunder’s form. “You do have three-sixty vision,” Mack agreed. “But what happens after dark or when you are in murky water?”
“Remember that we see well into what you call the infrared spectrum,” Twistunder reminded him. “True ‘blackness’ or even darkness is very rare for our photoreceptors.”
“Huh,” Mack said. “So you just don’t get much directional information from sound.”
“And you use sound to avoid predation. This does explain some… if you do not mind me saying so… odd behavior of yours,” Twistunder said.
“Oh, really,” Mack said, leaning back with a grin. “Like what?”
“You wish to know what behaviors we find odd?” Twistunder asked carefully, his appendages shifting out of his thinking loaf uneasily.
“Yup,” Mack said with a grin. “Give it to me.”
Twistunder gave a low humming noise. “You… swivel… when the pressure alert sounds.”
“Yeah,” Mack agreed. “It is an annoying beep.”
“You have common names for specific wavelengths of sound dependent on duration and intensity,” Twistunder pointed out.
“Beep, boop, bleep,” Mack said with a grin.
“That!” Twistunder said, raising his grappling appendages eagerly. “You name sounds!”
“I guess we do,” Mack said. “What of it? You name specific wave shapes.”
“It is just strange,” Twistunder said. “Just a little strange.”

Humans are Weird - The Hero

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Humans are Weird - Warm Spot Indiegogo Video

Greetings and Salutations my fellow sapient beings! Would you like a book on your shelf that will always be good for a laugh? Humans are Weird: I Have the Data will be just that. A collection of short stories that will give you a comfortable chuckle and perhaps, just perhaps renew your faith in humanity.


I am Quilx’tch, Roving Nutritional anthropologist currently attached to the Survey Ranger Core and I need your help. You see over the past several years I have collected a large body of data (over 60,00 words) on the newest addition to our galactic community. The species know as Homo sapiens or our friends the humans. Now I am sure you have all heard, felt, seen, or sensed in your own way the stories of the bizarre and often contradictory stories of humanity. How they will softly say ‘ow’ even before they know they are hurt in a safe environment, yet will literally walk themselves to death before admitting an injury in a hostile environment. How they will willingly starve themselves until their mass had dropped to half its optimum state to feed a friend, but will fight over the last tater tot in the cafeteria.
You have know the strange rules that govern our interactions with them from immediately forbidding any activity that makes an adult human giggle for more than fifteen seconds to how to respond to a human who is darkly chuckling.
You have perhaps touched for yourself the strange, nearly hairless outer membrane of these humans flush with their radiant bio-energy and seen the biolights dancing across their stripped skin.
You have read the questions presented to the central university. Is it true that they are ignorant of their own beauty? Is is true that they will attempt to pet, tame, and domesticate the most dangerous apex predator in any location? Is it true that they name their appendages?
Through my own observations and through records from other observers I have striven to answer these perplexing questions.
However the Central University has had to direct all funding to the documentation and post event analysis of the so called “noodle incident” as the humans involved had remained obdurate in their refusal to talk about the matter and I have had to seek other funding sources to publish my work.
Thus I have submitted my body of evidence to the Earth Based company indigogo in a quest for funding.
Please share this video around and spread the word.
If you want the answers to the pressing question of why humans will go slightly out of their way to step on a crunchy leaf please choose your funding tier and purchase a copy of Humans are Weird – I Have the Data.

Humans are Weird - I Said I Liked It - Video

 Humans are Weird – I Have the Data

Do you want to laugh?
Are you capable of appreciating the inherent absurdity of humanity?
Have you ever wondered why we do what we do?


Then click on over to Indiegogo and pre-order your copy of “Humans are Weird – I Have the Data”. 


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