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October 31, 2023
Wily Writers Party on November 1
Tomorrow night — Wednesday, November 1 — the Wily Writers collective will host a party on Facebook Live and on Zoom. There will be spooky readings, book giveaways, and fun. It’s free!
Join us at https://www.facebook.com/groups/367455585216907/
I’ll be reading part of Lost Angels and I’ll have a couple of fun goodies to giveaway. Both Angel Leigh McCoy and E.S. Magill have brand-new books, Jennifer Brozek will die a thousand deaths, and Kerry E.B. Black is new to me, so I’ll be discovering her work, too. Come join us!
October 16, 2023
Live at San Francisco’s lovely Columbarium
On October 27 at 6 p.m., I’ll be joining Beth Winegarner, author of San Francisco’s Forgotten Cemeteries, at the lovely, historic San Francisco Columbarium, to talk about why we love cemeteries.
I haven’t met Beth in person yet, but we are kindred spirits. Our conversation will touch on cemeteries we’ve visited, places we’d still like to go, and why both of us ended up in a city that tore out its cemeteries in the 1940s.
Tickets are free, but going fast. You can RSVP at Eventbrite.
Beth and I will both have books to sell, so if you’d like to see all the beautiful photographs in Death’s Garden Revisited or snag a copy of 199 Cemeteries to See Before You Die in its original black & gold edition (before it’s reprinted next year), this is your chance. Come do your holiday shopping!
October 12, 2023
New Books I’m Thrilled to be Part of
It’s that time of year, when publishers unveil their spooky collections. I’m in two this year:
Welcome to Shallow Waters: Horror Flash Fiction Anthology (A Series of Supernatural Stories), a mesmerizing horror anthology that plunges you deep into the chilling and murky depths of the human psyche. Within these pages, each flash fiction horror tale is a haunting revelation, a glimpse into the shadows that dance at the periphery of our consciousness.
I have a short Alondra story in this new Crystal Lake anthology! While her guardian is dying in London, Alondra wanders a cemetery in Prague, accompanied by her grief.
The book also includes stories by William Meikle, Richard Thomas, Armand Rosamilia, Red Lagoe, Kevin Lucia, Naching T. Kassa, Kenneth W. Cain, Tom Deady, Francesca Maria, Pedro Iniguez, and Derek Clendening, among many others.
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The Deadlands: Year One collects short fiction, poetry, and nonfiction from the online magazine’s amazing first year of existence — almost 400 pages of death-focused writing.
My essay about my collection of hundreds of cemetery postcards appears in the anthology, which just came out from Psychopomp. I’m really thrilled to be a part of this project.
Contributors include Gemma Files, Alix E. Harrow, Vajra Chandrasekera, Arkady Martine, Fran Wilde, Isabel Cañas, Suzan Palumbo, Premee Mohamed, R.B. Lemberg, and many, many more.
The paperback is only available from the Psychopomp store.
October 2, 2023
Wily Writers anthologies in one place
Last year, the Wily Writers collective published a series of four anthologies with stories by some of the best horror authors in the business. Thanks to the vagaries of Amazon, the four books couldn’t be linked in their system. Now we’ve assembled them all in one place.
Discover the perfect collection of October chills!All four books are assembled on Bookfunnel. One click and you can choose the sensation you’d most like crawling up your spine. Or start at the beginning with Tales of Dread, now on deep discount, and read the whole series!
As my favorite review of the volume I edited said:
“Tales of Nightmares contains the work of established authors who know the genre. Each story is skillfully told, both adhering to and bucking the conventions of horror. The anthology is not only entertaining, it serves as a master class in short story writing.” — Elaine Pascale at Hellnotes

September 18, 2023
Death’s Garden contributor: Robert Holt
I “met” horror author Robert Holt through my blog at CemeteryTravel.com when he submitted a sweet, funny, romantic essay about his first date — that happened to take place in a cemetery.
I’m excited to reprint the story in Death’s Garden Revisited.
Robert Holt lives in St. Louis with his wife and daughter. He writes horror novels and stories. Follow him on Twitter at @HoltHorror.
What’s your favorite thing to do in a cemetery?
I am a hiker. I love to have cemeteries be the destination or a stop on a long hike. If it is a secluded cemetery nestled into the woods, forgotten by time and overgrown, all the better.
Tell me about your favorite cemetery.
The cemetery in my story is among my favorites. There’s a few others I love on hiking trails I venture on. They no longer have names. The dirt roads that once went to them have long been engulfed by honeysuckle and fallen timber. The stones are unreadable and cracked. They are lovely places to stop, wipe the sweat away, and listen to the wind whisper through the trees.
Is there a cemetery or gravesite you’ve always wanted to visit?
The grave of Edgar Allen Poe. I want to see if I hear the heart beating and the cat crying.
What would your epitaph be?
I don’t know. Probably something that would comfort my wife and daughter.
Do you have a favorite song about cemeteries or graveyards?
“The Green Fields of France” by the Dropkick Murphys.
Loren again: The contributors to Death’s Garden Revisited put together a playlist of their favorite cemetery songs. You can check it out on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4S0255SPm7grf5NShTbLgT?si=4825e0a61b994bd0You can treat yourself to a copy of Death’s Garden Revisited:
in fully illustrated paperback or hardcover on Blurb.comor preorder the ebook for your kindle on Amazon.
September 12, 2023
Death’s Garden contributor: Christine Sutton
Christine Sutton is one of the remarkable women I’ve met through the Ladies of Horror group on Facebook. For Death’s Garden Revisited, she wrote a wonderful essay about her visit to the St. Louis No. 1 Cemetery in New Orleans — and her interaction there with someone who might not have been of this world.
Officially, Christine Sutton is the author of multiple novellas and short stories ranging from ghosts to zombies to serial killers. She fulfilled her wish of visiting New Orleans a few years ago and found the beautiful St. Louis Cemetery. As you’ll see in the book, a piece of that beautiful place came home with her.
What’s your favorite thing to do in a cemetery?
Just walk amongst the history and soak it all in.
Tell me about your favorite cemetery.
Well, St. Louis is beautiful, but here in California I am surrounded by so many historic cemeteries. Gold miner cemeteries and indigenous/tribal burial grounds are all around me. It would be impossible to pick a favorite.
Is there a cemetery or gravesite you’ve always wanted to visit?
I would actually love to visit the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in LA.
If you have any say in the matter, what would your epitaph be?
She lived a good life and tried to be the best person she could be.
Do you have a favorite song about cemeteries or graveyards?
Not really about a cemetery per se, but I like “If I Die Young” by The Band Perry.

You can treat yourself to a copy of Death’s Garden Revisited:
in fully illustrated paperback or hardcover on Blurb.comor preorder the ebook for your kindle on Amazon.September 4, 2023
Death’s Garden Revisited is available for preorder
Last September, Death’s Garden Revisited came out from Blurb.com in a glorious hardcover edition that I am really proud of. The cemetery photos are huge and lovely. The colors are exquisite. The edition was everything I’d dreamed of.
The book Death’s Garden Revisited collects 40 powerful personal essays — accompanied by full-color photographs — to illustrate why people visit cemeteries. Spanning the globe from Iceland to Argentina and from Portland to Prague, Death’s Garden Revisited explores the complex web of relationships between the living and those who have passed before.
Genealogists and geocachers, travelers and tour guides, anthropologists, historians, pagan priestesses, and ghost hunters all venture into cemeteries in these essays. Along the way, they discover that cemeteries don’t only provide a rewarding end to a pilgrimage, they can be the perfect location for a first date or a wedding, the highlight of a family vacation, a cure for depression, and the best possible place to grasp history. Not to mention that cemetery-grown fruit is the sweetest.
Here’s a tiny preview of it, courtesy of Blurb:
But I wanted to provide an ebook edition for people who couldn’t afford an expensive art book. In the past, Automatism Press has published paperbacks and ebooks directly through Amazon, but since I wanted the high quality paper and full-color cover that Blurb could provide, I went a different route this time.
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that a book crammed with huge full-color photos made for an enormous ebook. The first several iterations we assembled were too big to upload to an ereader. Nothing would compress the file small enough.
Long story short: many hours of effort later (interrupted several times by family crises), Death’s Garden Revisited is now available on Amazon for the kindle.
Click on the image above or follow this link to preorder a copy for yourself: https://amzn.to/3Eo5JJx The book will be delivered to your kindle on September 15.
August 29, 2023
Kill By Numbers turns 8
On September 1, 2015, Kill By Numbers, the middle book in my space opera trilogy, was published by Skyhorse Books. All 3 books came out in the second half of 2015: The Dangerous Type in July, Kill By Numbers in September, and No More Heroes in November. My publisher called it the Netflix Effect, like when you discover a new TV show and binge-watch ’til you’re done.
Kill By Numbers mixes a Philip K. Dick mindwarp with sweeping space opera that features aliens, androids, drug dealers, journalists, and free-running media hackers.
Former assassin Raena Zacari thinks she’s left the past behind. The human empire is disbanded and she is finally free. But Raena is troubled by nightmares that always seem to end with her shooting an ex-lover in the head. She needs to get her mind clear because there’s a flaw in the most commonly used stardrive technology — and the band of media-obsessed pirates she’s fallen in with is right at the heart of the controversy.
With humanity scattered across the galaxy, Raena’s going to have to rely on the alien crew members of the Veracity to help her put the pieces together. It doesn’t help that the Templars — wiped out by a genetic plague while Raena was imprisoned — left booby-trapped biotechnology scattered across the galaxy.
Kill By Numbers is available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indie Bound, and Biblio, or anywhere that science fiction is sold.
Kill By Numbers is also available as an audiobook. Here’s the link. There’s even a taste of the first chapter up for free.
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For the Tell Me feature on her blog, Jennifer Brozek asked me to tell her about Kill By Numbers. That post got lost in a blog reorg, but I talked about relationships falling apart:
Have you ever gotten out of a relationship and wondered if the other person had been in the same relationship? Or if he had a completely different relationship with you than the one you thought he had? That was my premise when I started Kill By Numbers.
At the end of The Dangerous Type, the first book in my space opera trilogy, Raena Zacari is free of the Imperial torturer who trained her. She’s left the woman she’s loved most in the galaxy and the man who spent decades believing he loved Raena more than anyone. She’s ready to start a new life on her own.
Then the nightmares attack. They begin as if she’s reliving a memory, then spin off into new directions. Almost every dream ends with her ex-lover trying to save her – and every time, she doesn’t recognize him until after she’s killed him.
So many books are written about when the characters fell in love. I wanted to explore the end of a relationship: How do you recover? What do you owe someone after everything dissolves? What if the memories that mean so much to you meant something entirely different to your other half? What if someone was willing to risk everything to save you, whether you wanted to be rescued or not?
They weren’t questions I was used to seeing in science fiction. We’re all too familiar with the damsel who needs to be saved (I’m thinking of the original Sarah Connor) – or the strong leader who falls in love in the heat of the battle. (I’m looking at you, Princess Leia.) So many stories end with the heroine surviving merely to settle down with the only person who understands what she’s been through. (That’s you, Katniss.) I wanted to spin the tropes so that the protagonist never thought she needed rescuing and the “hero” wasn’t a nice guy.
One of the things that struck me as I was writing Kill By Numbers was the speculation that a nice guy does things not because he genuinely likes a girl and wants to help her, but because if he holds the door for her and makes her dinner and listens when she’s sad and treats her like a friend, she will reward him with sex. Friendship isn’t his goal. It’s a calculated means to an end.
That theory explained so many of the relationships I had when I was younger. It pointed up a fundamental schism in the definition of friendship between two people – and I don’t believe it breaks down simply along gender lines.
So while Kill By Numbers is about learning to fit in after all the rules have changed, and what would happen if the chief stardrive technology in the galaxy has a catastrophic flaw, and an exploration of the responsibilities and integrity of journalists, and what’s it like to recover from years of violence and manipulation to claim your survival as a triumph, it’s also a deconstruction of the end of love.
Because why would I want to jam my story into one simple box?
August 22, 2023
This Morbid Life turns 2
Two years ago today, I released the first volume of my morbid memoirs, This Morbid Life.
Its tagline is: What others have called an obsession with death is really a desperate romance with life.
I described it like this: Guided by curiosity, compassion, and a truly strange sense of humor, this particular morbid life is detailed through a death-positive collection of 45 confessional essays.
The book won a gold medal from the Independent Publisher Book Awards.
Reviews were good:
Behind the scenes:
Since this is the book’s birthday, I thought I’d revise an interview I did back in August 2021.
Tell us a little about your latest or upcoming release.
This Morbid Life is a death-positive memoir in the form of a collection of essays. The pieces were written for zines from Cyber-Psychos AOD to Chaotic Order to Morbid Curiosity magazine and for online sites like Gothic.Net, Jane, and Scoutie Girl.
The book starts with taking prom pictures in a cemetery in the rain and ends with falling in love with a sensory deprivation tank. There’s a lot in there.
Have you ever based your book or characters on actual events or people from your own life?
Everyone in this book is a real person! I’ve changed some of their names — maybe not enough of them. As Anne Lamott says, “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”
Is there a theme or message in your work that you would like readers to connect to?
I grew up really sheltered and spent a lot of time alone as a kid. It took me a long time to realize that it’s fun to get scared. One of the things that scared me most was the eventual deaths of my friends and family members, to say nothing of my own mortality. So I started to study death, to see if I could make it less frightening if I knew more about it. In the end, studying death has made me savor life even more.
What would your readers be surprised to learn about you?
I don’t dress all in black. My favorite colors are sky blue and grass green. I consider every day aboveground a good day.
If this book is part of a series…what is the next book? Any details you can share?
The series is called No Rest for the Morbid. This Morbid Life is the first in the series. The second one will be Jet Lag & Other Blessings. It will collect my morbid travel essays, from staying in the Hotel Esmerelda across from Notre Dame to wandering alone through Tokyo at night to attending a weekend music festival at an isolated anarchist commune to flying in a helicopter over a volcano. I can’t wait to share that book with the world.
There’s a whole lot more information about the book up here, including videos, reviews, and behind-the-scenes links.
Amazon: https://amzn.to/3mhZajO
Biblio.com paperback: https://www.biblio.com/book/morbid-life-loren-rhoads/d/1424501894
Smashwords ebook: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1108218
Or order a signed copy from my bookstore: https://lorenrhoads.com/product/this-morbid-life-autographed-1st-edition/
Last tidbit:Wayne Fenlon made this great animation of Lynne Hansen’s glorious cover for me.

August 14, 2023
Manor of Frights review
I know it’s tacky to review a book that one has a vested interest in, but one of the things I enjoy the most as a writer is discovering new (to me) authors. One of the ways I do that is to read the anthologies where my stories appear.
I’ve just finished reading Manor of Frights, Emerian Rich’s latest anthology for Horror Addicts.Net. I know I’ve written about it the past couple of weeks, but in case you’ve missed it, Manor of Frights is a little bit haunted house, a little bit Clue played with monsters in every room, a little bit Upstairs, Downstairs…if the gentry were homicidal. It is really fun, because you never know what to expect next.
Rather than rundown all the stories in the book, I’ll just tell you about three of my favorites:
Beyond the Ensuite by Barend Nieuwstraten III leads the reader in one direction, then zings around unexpectedly. In the 1970s, the titular manor has been turned into a hotel. Our hero discovers a secret bathing pool.
The Desiccated Heart by Sumiko Saulson is about a punk band who get together to practice in the mansion’s garage. The characters are so perfectly drawn that you’d swear you’d heard their music in a club.
Missing by R.L. Merrill takes a crew of theatre nerds into the mansion to pose as re-enactors for charity. I love me some theatre nerds! You know things are going to go wrong from the very first sentence.
For the next couple of days, the contributors to Manor of Frights are throwing a party on Facebook. Stop by, comment on a post or two, and you’ll be entered to win prizes!