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December 24, 2015

Me Every Christmas

- Who’s all gonna be there?
- Do I need to bring presents?
- Can I bring laundry?
- Should i...
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Published on December 24, 2015 16:16

December 8, 2015

Poem #118

towering buildings never look at each other because they are meant to be looked at

and gawked at,...
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Published on December 08, 2015 13:49

November 23, 2015

I’m Anti-Social: Coffee Never Lies by Mallory Smart

beachsloth:

Humanity slips through the cracks and codes it created. This is what it means to be a...
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Published on November 23, 2015 19:08

November 17, 2015

i read an excerpt of my new book IM ANTISOCIAL, COFFEE NEVER...



i read an excerpt of my new book IM ANTISOCIAL, COFFEE NEVER LIES in an alleyway after smoking weed in portland =)

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Published on November 17, 2015 16:49

November 16, 2015

Read me like your lazy burst of sunshine:

“a mime in straight jacket speaks louder than the sunset on Instagram,” said the mentor...
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Published on November 16, 2015 18:30

October 27, 2015

October 23, 2015

mallorysmart:

It is said by Wittgenstein, that we must pass over in silence the things that we...

mallorysmart:

It is said by Wittgenstein, that we must pass over in silence the things that we...
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Published on October 23, 2015 17:49

October 22, 2015

Me after every hangout:

Are we good?

Did I insult everyone?

Was I too loud?

Was I too quiet?

Am I obnoxious?

Are we all...
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Published on October 22, 2015 22:53

Couldn’t have made the book without this guy. Love yah...



Couldn’t have made the book without this guy. Love yah Joey!

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Published on October 22, 2015 19:05

October 20, 2015

this is what the inside of a kangaroo pouch looks like

the speed in which i answer texts depends on if i actually like you and whether i am decapitated by...
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Published on October 20, 2015 14:11