A.M. Offenwanger's Blog, page 21
October 2, 2019
September 30, 2019
Catching Up (“All the World’s a Stage” etc.)
Yes, I know. It’s been a while since I put up a proper post. It’s been such a busy spring and summer, with all those summery things like harvest, and trying to keep up with the garden (I didn’t), and food processing, and several major family events/travel opportunities. (As I said on Twitter a while back: while having your family living a long ways away can be a pain in the rear, visiting them does make for good #amtravelling occasions).
I’ve been back home for almost a month now, but it too...
August 5, 2019
Death in a Brownstone
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What if …
… there were seven brothers living in New York, and they took in a cousin of theirs who was having trouble with her stepmother …
… you just might end up with …
Death in a Brownstone!… which is a fairy tale adaptation of mine that just got published in Enchanted Conversation Magazine’s August issue!
Here’s a taster:
There’s always one thing in a man’s life that he shudders to think of. If it hadn’t been for Milo, this would have been mine.
Milo is the little brother of Albert Zwerg...
July 30, 2019
Introducing: STAR BRIGHT!!
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You didn’t think it was ever going to happen, did you? Well, it finally did! May I introduce (drummmm rollllllll):
STAR BRIGHT!That’s right, Book 4 in The Septimus Series is now out for your reading pleasure!
What’s it about, you wonder? Well, there’s this guy called Jamie, and…
Be careful what you wish for on a star – you just might get it!
Jamie has no idea what he wants to do with his life, but being thrown into a whole other world is NOT on the list of options. Living in a magical medie...
July 19, 2019
#FridayFragment, 19.07.2019
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“No,” the dragon said, “it’s inadvisable. The rabble tends to get disturbed when I eat women.”
His face fell. “Are you sure? Not even a little nibble? I mean, I’m sure she’d be juicy and tender…”
The dragon licked his lips, then shook his head.
“Don’t tempt me. Also, she would probably be too sweet; not good for my blood sugar. My doctor has expressly forbidden middle-aged Mary Kay Consultants.”
“You have doctors?” he said with surprise.
“Of course,” the dragon replied.
“Sweetie!” trilled Ma...
July 3, 2019
June 26, 2019
June 12, 2019
May 29, 2019
#WordlessWednesday: Bear on the Beach
Steve at Long Beach, Vancouver Island, May 7, 2019
May 5, 2019
#SilentSaturday: Spring Trip 2019, the Beginning
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