Mark Evanier's Blog, page 131

Today's Video Link

Here's that number you're getting sick of seeing here. This is how it was performed in a production in Waterford, Ireland and I wish I had a suit like the one the guy playing Nicely-Nicely is wearing…

Go Read It!

Fred Kaplan runs down the history of U.S. Presidents who decided against running for another term.

The situation with Biden is quite unprecedented. Just about everything in politics these days is quite unprecedented. A friend just asked me if America was ready to elect a female president. It was not so long ago that folks were asking if America was ready to elect a black guy. Everything is unprecedented until it actually happens. (And let's remember that Hillary won the popular vote. It's not like no one voted for her.)

Today Bonus Video Link

This is Episode #4 of the 1977 Laugh-In revival with no host but a troupe that included Robin Williams, Lennie Shultz, Sergio Aragonés and a lot of folks who, though very talented, never got enough attention later.

This was the Christmas episode and you may not recognize two of the cameo guests. The older lady with the hat is Bella Abzug, a prominent Congresslady who was front and center in the growing women's movement. The gent who acts like an evangelist preacher is Marjoe Gortner, a former evangelist preacher who had a brief acting career and who hosted another series produced by George Schlatter. It was called Speak Up, America and it also starred Jayne Kennedy and Sergio.

There are other interesting folks in this episode and a couple of nice songs written by Billy Barnes…

Biden Dropping Out

If we learn nothing else from this turn of events, it's that this is the kind of election that will have many more turns of events. Polls ask, "If the election was held today, for whom would you vote?" That's all well and good but the election is not being held tomorrow. This time last week, we didn't know who'd be on the bottom half of the Republican ticket. Now, we don't know who'll be on either half of the Democratic ticket and how the world will react to the changes.

I keep remembering the voice of Vince Scully when he'd be covering a baseball game where one team was way ahead and then the other team would suddenly tie the score. Vin would say, "…and it's a brand-new ball game!"

ASK me: Parents Throwing Away Comics

Joe Landau wrote to ask me — well, I'll cut-and-paste his e-mail so you can read it for yourself…

Forgive the age reference here but I often read stories by fans of your generation about how their parents disapproved of them reading comic books and threw them all away. Did you ever have any experience of this sort? Your articles about your parents make them out to be very nice people but did they ever, out of concern for your welfare, throw away your comics and forbid you to buy more?

Au contraire. They not only never disapproved, they bought me all the comic books I wanted — an action which I think had an awful lot to do with my eventual career, not just as a writer for comic books but a writer of other things. Almost no restrictions were put on what I could watch or read or see. Once in a while, they would tell me that I was too young for a certain book or comedy record but that was rare.

I'm a little skeptical of some (not all) of the claims I've heard over the years about parents throwing out or tearing up their kids' comic books. In the sixties, there began a flood of news stories about how a copy of Superman #1 had sold for a then-staggering $300 or a Batman #1 for even more. Imagine someone paying that much money for a book that sold originally for ten cents! It does not seem to shock many these days when one of those comics goes for six figures or more.

But with those initial news reports came all these stories that went, "I had all the first issues — Superman, Batman, Captain Marvel, all of them — but my mother threw them away!" I heard that so often on TV and from people I met that I couldn't believe it had happened to many of them…maybe even to any of them. I'm sure some parents threw some comics away but not all those rare issues that now sell for the price of a mid-sized mansion.

As a kid though, I was never really disciplined. I never gave my folks much reason to and neither of them was the yelling type. I started to read at a very early age, way younger than was expected. My Kindergarten teacher noted this and forwarded my name to some special division of the Los Angeles City School Board and I wound up skipping grades and my parents were told their kid was exceptionally gifted, at least in that area.

(One of the problems I had was that I was not gifted at all in other areas. So I wound up in classes where I was the youngest, smallest kid — ahead of my classmates in English language skills, behind them in things like arithmetic and history. And this was more traumatic than you might imagine, I was way, way behind them in learning the games we played at Recess.)

I think my early reading abilities had more to do with book books, as opposed to comic books, but comics deserved some of the credit. My parents figured they were doing something right and let me read whatever I wanted. As I got more into collecting back issues of comics, my father would even drive me to second-hand bookstores to search for ones I needed. So no, Joe. I never had the situation you're describing. In fact, a few times I benefited from a friend whose parents made him get rid of his comic book collection. I bought my friends' collections.

Today's Video Link

Another "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat." This one is from the Asolo Repertory Theatre in Sarasota, Florida…

Today's Political Post

Ed Kilgore suggests what Joe Biden should say if/when he steps aside. I think it's a "when" and I'd like to think there are good and proper reasons that he hasn't done so yet and is just waiting for the right moment. But Kilgore's right: Biden ran for a second term because Donald Trump represented such a threat to Democracy…and Biden should now pass the torch for the same reason. And Trump should drop out of the race just because he's Trump.

Set the TiVo!

That is, if you still use a TiVo. I had to switch over to streaming for my TV viewing because I had to dump my cable provider and…well, it's a long story that has nothing to do with Bob Newhart. This post is to make sure you know that CBS is airing a tribute to him at 8 PM on Monday evening. Wonder how long ago they started working on this.

Here's a story that also has nothing to do with Bob Newhart: It involves a certain older performer — I shall withhold his name — whose work I loved and who was still around but showing signs of failing health. His agent told me that this certain older performer was in really poor shape and had but a few weeks (at most) to live. I mentioned this to a friend who worked for the TV show Entertainment Tonight — which is the entity that produced the Newhart tribute.

I told my friend — who also loved the work of this certain old performer — because I thought E.T. might want to assemble some brief video clips to air when, as seemed imminent, they had to assemble an on-air obit for the c.o.p. My friend thanked me for the tip and said, "I'll make sure they get it ready now. If we wait until he dies, we might be too busy to do it or to do it right. But if we already have it assembled, they'll air it."

So they scurried about and found the clips and edited them into a fine short video tribute and waited for the certain old performer to die. When he did, they didn't air the clip package. My friend was no longer working there and neither was anyone who knew they had it ready to go…or where it was. You see, it was twenty-three years later.

Today's Bonus Video Link

This is the entirety (an hour and twenty-one minutes) of a movie that changed my life a little.  It was one of a number of features assembled by a man named Robert Youngson who in the late fifties/early sixties liked to prowl through vaults of silent movie comedies, pick out the best scenes and assemble them into compilation films.  He was widely criticized for truncating and altering a lot of classic comedy and also for adding in inappropriate (some thought) music and intrusive (everyone thought) narration.

Then again, he was also praised for shining a spotlight on comedians and comedies that were long forgotten and difficult to see anywhere in any form back then. A lot of my love for silent movies and performers like Laurel, Hardy, Keaton, et al came from Channel 9 here in Los Angeles showing Youngson's films over and over and over. Often, it was on a program they had called The Million Dollar Movie and the way it worked may seem counter-intuitive but I guess it worked for a while.

Each week, one movie was designated as "The Million Dollar Movie" and I don't think any of them cost a million dollars to make. Some of them probably haven't grossed that much to this day. In that week, that film aired eight times that week…occasionally, nine. They ran it in prime-time Monday through Friday and then twice on Saturday and sometimes once on Sunday. This is the same movie we're talking about.

I recall watching the feature below, When Comedy Was King, multiple times the week it was The Million Dollar Movie; likewise, an earlier Youngson cut-and-paste job called The Golden Age of Comedy. They also ran both at times when they were not The Million Dollar Movie, especially following a baseball game or other sporting event. If the game ran long, a Youngson compilation was easy to chop down.

This is not the best way to see this material but when I was ten years old, it was just about the only way. I especially loved the last sequence here with Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy. It was their 1929 short Big Business, which ran 20 minutes in its original release but for his purposes, Mr. Youngson scissored it down to about ten. It was still funny at ten but better in every way when I finally saw the whole thing.

Then again, some of the clips of the lesser comedians were probably improved by being whittled down to their best moments. Keep that in mind as you watch this if you watch this…

Very Early Saturday Morning

Comic-Con International starts in four days. I am always amazed when, around this time, I get a call or an e-mail from someone asking me if there's still time to get a panel they suddenly want to do on the convention schedule. I woke up this morning to an e-mail asking me this.