Deadman's Blog, page 46

Is Spending Money On Creative Writing Courses a Waste?

Creative writing courses are everywhere and within the midst are good ones, and then there are the con artists. regardless, my thoughts are that paying someone or an organization thousands of dollars to learn how to write and how to tell a story seems overkill. There are so many other ways to learn how to write, and a lot of … Continue reading →

Medieval Times

Do you think medieval people were nothing but a bunch of dirty, unwashed savages? Do you the think the peasants lived in their own filth for months on end because of a fear of water? Do you think that people back then were a bunch of ignorant mongoloid idiots that thought that a sneeze would cost them their soul? Well, … Continue reading →

Fix Your Shit

Learn quick and filthy grammar tips to improve your writing. While there are countless other options for grammar tips, Deadman’s Tome offers some quick tidbits in a way that will stick with you.

Cthulhu Christmas Special

And Other Lovecraftian Yuletide Tales… As kids we’re told that Christmas is a magical time when a mysterious man from a mysterious place sneaks into your home to leave gifts. But only, if you were good. Because this mysterious man, this Santa Clause, has been watching you the entire time. Santa sounds like a pervert. But what if this Santa, … Continue reading →

Thanksgiving is Bullshit

Thanksgiving is the day to give thanks, or so we’re told. Americans have been told as early as Kindergarten that the pilgrims and the natives somehow managed to join for a sharing of food, for a nice and lovely meal. Hold the phone, you mean to tell me that Pilgrims and Indians were able to set aside their differences, set … Continue reading →

Save Net Neutrality

Once again the battle for net neutrality rages on. The old media giants like Comcast and AT&T with Direct TV are hemorrhaging subscribers as more and more former cable users get woke and cut the cord. Stream in services like Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube are in trouble. These services offer an alternative that utterly destroys the old subscription package. Why … Continue reading →

The Pedo Nazi – Mr. Deadman

“Hey, give that back,” I shouted. Evalyn leaned over the back of my seat with a pair of earbuds in hand. Brilliant blue eyes framed with pale skin and blonde banes contrasted the malicious grin that spread across her face. “Not so fast.” “It’s mine and I said give it back!” I reached for them, but she swiped away just … Continue reading →

Airing of Grievances

Mr. Deadman and the Dynamite Marchese feud over the use of profanity and vulgarities on the Deadman’s Tome podcast. Should Mr. Deadman clean up his potty mouth? Should Marchese lighten up? Should the two kiss and makeup?

Deadman’s Tome podcast with Jonathan Maberry

Jonathan Maberry joins Mr. Deadman and the Dynamite Marchese to talk writing, zombies and Marvel comics.     JONATHAN MABERRY is a New York Times best-selling and five-time Bram Stoker Award-winning author, anthology editor, comic book writer, magazine feature writer, playwright, content creator and writing teacher/lecturer. He was named one of the Today’s Top Ten Horror Writers. His books have … Continue reading →

Cthulhu Christmas Special

Deadman’s Tome is calling for submissions for a Cthulhu Christmas Special. We’re looking for original short stories and flash fiction pieces (2-5k words) that blend Cthulhu and Christmas with a dash of Lovecraftian prose. If you have something that would meet this criteria, then please send to jessecdedman@gmail.com. What do you get in return? Well, you get the that warm … Continue reading →