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December 17, 2019
Kim Kardashian Under Fire After Losing 70 Pounds Due To Controversial Method
Kim Kardashian has taken a lot of heat lately for using this controversial method some celebrities use to burn fat within weeks. Kim wanted to lose weight that she gained from her last pregnancy. However, she did NOT realize the backlash she would receive for using this “magical” weight loss method. She especially didn’t foresee […]
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It’s Not the End of the World
It’s the end of the year not the end of the world, be responsible and do not ruin your life because this hype will end, but your responsibility for yourself and family remains. I’ve seen it. You’ve seen it. There is something about the Christmas season that brings out the worst in spending habits. […]
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December 16, 2019
Pewdiepie Hates Twitter for the Same Reason You Do
Mr. Deadman plays Castlevania and talks about They as word of the year, Pewdiepie’s take on Twitter, and more.
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Most Disappointing Christmas Ever
Hey, what is the most disappointing Christmas you’ve ever had? I’ll go first. I’ve been fortunate to have never went without a Christmas, even if it was small and less memorable. With that said, when I was a teenager I hated any Christmas where I received nothing but clothes. Now, I know that the holiday […]
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December 13, 2019
Extreme Horror, Splatterpunk, and Confession Time
Jimmy Pudge – Southern Georgia Writing, Extreme Horror, Two Lies, One Truth
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Drunk Santa With Chainsaw Chases Off Crippled Children
The wild stories in this book are much better, way more demented than some Onion article. Don’t believe me? Just take a good look at that cover. The stories deliver on that imagery. This book is for all the Santas out there that had to endure hours of piss, farts, and leaking diapers. Available in […]
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December 12, 2019
Cthulhu Celebrates Christmas
Hey, tell aunt Sally to put down the eggnog and get ready to share, because Cthulhu is coming to pay a little visit. Don’t be alarmed, the Ancient One just wants to partake in the Christmas festivities, spread some joy, and enjoy the merry spirit of the holiday. So what if he wants to devour […]
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December 11, 2019
The Taylor Swift and Kanye West Crap Story
(Characters are completely fictional. This is a work of parody and satire.) Taylor Swift doubled over as she raced to the bathroom. Her stomach churned. A sharp pain pulsated within her abdomen, while her sphincter was one wrong move away from opening like a backed up dam. With the toilet in sight, her fingers fumbled […]
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December 10, 2019
Does Stephen King Owe Aspiring Authors a Shout Out?
Stephen King is the biggest name in horror literature. With many aspiring horror authors grinding away, churning out stories and books in hope to achieve just a sliver of King’s success, I can see why some MAY feel like they’re owed an assist. What do you think?
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#CancelCulture Came for Sonic
You read it right. Sonic the Hedgehog, our little blue friend, has been targeted by a barrage of outrage on Twitter. A mob of angry social justice warriors charged him with the crime of racism, and immediately demanded action! But why? What did Sonic do? The real question is what didn’t he do?
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