Helen H. Moore's Blog, page 893
January 15, 2016
The true tragedy of Cecil the lion the media has overlooked

Clearly leading the list of voracious hunting clubs with an appalling callousness towards wild animals worldwide, is the Safari Club International (SCI), a hunting advocacy group that promotes competitive trophy hunting throughout the world, even of rare species, and not shying away from canned hunts, through an elaborate awards program. The SCI continues to create and feed a culture glamorizing death and violence globally, across political lines, international borders, and against wildlife and even people. Fortunes are made on the back of millions of animals, whose lives are taken by trophy hunters for the sake of killing in an endless spiral of competition....
Most people would be shocked to learn about the length these wildlife killers go to legally (and illegally) murder the largest, most beautiful and “exotic’ animals—the rarer the animal, the better....SCI responded to Cecil’s killing by suspending the memberships of Palmer and Theo Bronkhorst, a professional hunter and guide who helped Palmer slaughter the lion, stating, "those who intentionally take wildlife illegally should be prosecuted and punished to the maximum extent allowed by law." Indeed, the law is so important to SCI that it has devoted significant time and financial resources to change it in its favor. Primarily through its political and legal arm, the Department of Hunter Advocacy, SCI is knee-deep in state and federal legislative and judicial battles over how legal hunting is defined and regulated. “SCI lobbyists are a fixture in Washington,” In Defense of Animals reports. “Members are urged constantly to pressure their Congressional representatives for less wildlife protection and more hunting leniency, which is what concerns the SCI and nothing else.” In 1981, SCI, in cahoots with the National Rifle Association, argued against measures intended to strengthen the Lacey Act, a 1900 United States law that bans trafficking in illegal wildlife, such as the inclusion of a felony penalty. More recently, SCI worked closely with Rep. Dan Benishek (R-MI) in crafting the pro-hunting bill H.R.1825. The bill, which was introduced in 2013, stalled in the Senate. It has been backed by the NRA and the U.S. Sportsmen's Alliance, both of which, like SCI, wield significant influence on Capitol Hill. In addition to being criticized by environmental groups, the bill has been slammed by some pro-hunting conservation groups like the Wilderness Society, the National Wildlife Federation and Wilderness Watch for seeking to gut provisions in the Wilderness Act designed to keep some federal lands “untrammeled by man.” That same year, SCI introduced more than 20 pro-hunting bills to Congress. But beyond its lobbying work, what is most distressing about SCI, as Sea Shepherd's Paul Watson points out, is how the group glorifies a culture of death by celebrating the slaughter of animals — a ritual supported by an elaborate system that rewards killing. He writes:
What is truly despicable about this organization is that it encourages slaughter through awards. SCI’s record book system ranks the biggest tusks, horns, antlers, skulls and bodies of hunted animals. Hunters are rewarded with trophies for completing a “Grand Slam.”
There are 15 “Grand Slams.” The ones that cover Africa are:
The African Big Five Club (African lion, African leopard, African elephant, African buffalo and an African rhinoceros. “Dangerous Game of Africa” (requires a minimum of five from the African lion, African leopard, African elephant, African rhinoceros, African buffalo, Hippopotamus and Nile Crocodile) “African 29” (African lion, leopard, elephant, rhinoceros, buffalo, and a small cat, eland, bongo,kudu, nyala, sitatunga, bushbuck, sable antelope, roan antelope, oryx/gemsbok, waterbuck, lechwe, kob or puku, reedbuck or rhebok, wildebeest, hartebeest, impala, gazelle, pygmy antelope, springbok, dik-dik, bush duiker, forest duiker, nubian ibex, aoudad, hippopotamus, and wild pig) “Cats of the World” (minimum of four of: lion, leopard, cheetah, jaguar, cougar, lynx, cougar or puma, serval, carcal, African golden cat or bobcat)
...There is the Hunting Achievement Award that requires a minimum of 125 animals, or 60 if hunting with a bow. And for women they have the Diana award, given to women who “have excelled in international big game hunting.” And finally there is the obscenely named “World Conservation & Hunting Award,” given to hunters who have killed on six continents and have killed more than 300 species. This “esteemed” award goes to the killer who has taken all 14 Grand Slams, the 23 Inner Circles, Pinnacle of Achievement (fourth) and the Crowning Achievement Award.
It is this award system that is driving thousands of wealthy primarily white men and a few women to spend millions of dollars stalking animals around the world for the sole purpose of killing the in the name of vanity and self-glorification.In his book Dominion: The Power of Man, the Suffering of Animals, and the Call to Mercy , Matthew Scully, who calls himself a “pro-life vegan conservative” addresses SCI's unethical and illogical argument that sport hunting is a necessary form of population control. It is a truly speciesist argument if there ever was one, giving Homo sapiens primacy over all other sentient beings. Scully writes:
Wildlife, we are constantly told, would run loose across our towns and cities were it not for the sport hunters to control their population, as birds would blanket the skies without the culling services of Ducks Unlimited and other groups. Yet here they are breeding wild animals, year after year replenishing the stock, all for the sole purpose of selling and killing them, deer and bears and elephants so many products being readied for the market. Animals such as deer, we are told, have no predators in many areas, and therefore need systematic culling. Yet when attempts are made to reintroduce natural predators such as wolves and coyotes into these very areas, sport hunters themselves are the first to resist it. Weaker animals in the wild, we hear, will only die miserable deaths by starvation and exposure without sport hunters to control their population. Yet it's the bigger, stronger animals they're killing and wounding — the very opposite of natural selection — often with bows and pistols that only compound and prolong the victim's suffering.While the sport hunting of animals is unnatural, it is also exceedingly unfair. Marc Bekoff, a renowned animal behaviorist biologist who specializes in non-human cognition and emotion, is on a mission to help people understand that animals have many of the same feelings humans do, and that understanding should be the basis for our ethical treatment of them. “Hunting and fishing involve killing animals with devices (such as guns) for which the animals have not evolved natural defenses,” he writes in his book Animals Matter: A Biologist Explains Why We Should Treat Animals with Compassion and Respect . “No animal on earth has adequate defense against a human armed with a gun, a bow and arrow, a trap that can maim, a snare that can strangle, or a fishing lure designed for the sole purpose of fooling fish into thinking they have found something to eat.” Beneath the lack of fairness and morality and the appalling level of cruelty of sport hunters lies something quite basic — and ultimately pathetic. The late novelist John D. MacDonald knew something about the minds of psychopathic killers. In his 1965 novel A Deadly Shade of Gold, he addressed the arrested emotional development of sport hunters, bluntly stating, “It is the search for balls.” Sadly for the world’s wildlife, that search has a powerful ally in Washington: Safari Club International.

Clearly leading the list of voracious hunting clubs with an appalling callousness towards wild animals worldwide, is the Safari Club International (SCI), a hunting advocacy group that promotes competitive trophy hunting throughout the world, even of rare species, and not shying away from canned hunts, through an elaborate awards program. The SCI continues to create and feed a culture glamorizing death and violence globally, across political lines, international borders, and against wildlife and even people. Fortunes are made on the back of millions of animals, whose lives are taken by trophy hunters for the sake of killing in an endless spiral of competition....
Most people would be shocked to learn about the length these wildlife killers go to legally (and illegally) murder the largest, most beautiful and “exotic’ animals—the rarer the animal, the better....SCI responded to Cecil’s killing by suspending the memberships of Palmer and Theo Bronkhorst, a professional hunter and guide who helped Palmer slaughter the lion, stating, "those who intentionally take wildlife illegally should be prosecuted and punished to the maximum extent allowed by law." Indeed, the law is so important to SCI that it has devoted significant time and financial resources to change it in its favor. Primarily through its political and legal arm, the Department of Hunter Advocacy, SCI is knee-deep in state and federal legislative and judicial battles over how legal hunting is defined and regulated. “SCI lobbyists are a fixture in Washington,” In Defense of Animals reports. “Members are urged constantly to pressure their Congressional representatives for less wildlife protection and more hunting leniency, which is what concerns the SCI and nothing else.” In 1981, SCI, in cahoots with the National Rifle Association, argued against measures intended to strengthen the Lacey Act, a 1900 United States law that bans trafficking in illegal wildlife, such as the inclusion of a felony penalty. More recently, SCI worked closely with Rep. Dan Benishek (R-MI) in crafting the pro-hunting bill H.R.1825. The bill, which was introduced in 2013, stalled in the Senate. It has been backed by the NRA and the U.S. Sportsmen's Alliance, both of which, like SCI, wield significant influence on Capitol Hill. In addition to being criticized by environmental groups, the bill has been slammed by some pro-hunting conservation groups like the Wilderness Society, the National Wildlife Federation and Wilderness Watch for seeking to gut provisions in the Wilderness Act designed to keep some federal lands “untrammeled by man.” That same year, SCI introduced more than 20 pro-hunting bills to Congress. But beyond its lobbying work, what is most distressing about SCI, as Sea Shepherd's Paul Watson points out, is how the group glorifies a culture of death by celebrating the slaughter of animals — a ritual supported by an elaborate system that rewards killing. He writes:
What is truly despicable about this organization is that it encourages slaughter through awards. SCI’s record book system ranks the biggest tusks, horns, antlers, skulls and bodies of hunted animals. Hunters are rewarded with trophies for completing a “Grand Slam.”
There are 15 “Grand Slams.” The ones that cover Africa are:
The African Big Five Club (African lion, African leopard, African elephant, African buffalo and an African rhinoceros. “Dangerous Game of Africa” (requires a minimum of five from the African lion, African leopard, African elephant, African rhinoceros, African buffalo, Hippopotamus and Nile Crocodile) “African 29” (African lion, leopard, elephant, rhinoceros, buffalo, and a small cat, eland, bongo,kudu, nyala, sitatunga, bushbuck, sable antelope, roan antelope, oryx/gemsbok, waterbuck, lechwe, kob or puku, reedbuck or rhebok, wildebeest, hartebeest, impala, gazelle, pygmy antelope, springbok, dik-dik, bush duiker, forest duiker, nubian ibex, aoudad, hippopotamus, and wild pig) “Cats of the World” (minimum of four of: lion, leopard, cheetah, jaguar, cougar, lynx, cougar or puma, serval, carcal, African golden cat or bobcat)
...There is the Hunting Achievement Award that requires a minimum of 125 animals, or 60 if hunting with a bow. And for women they have the Diana award, given to women who “have excelled in international big game hunting.” And finally there is the obscenely named “World Conservation & Hunting Award,” given to hunters who have killed on six continents and have killed more than 300 species. This “esteemed” award goes to the killer who has taken all 14 Grand Slams, the 23 Inner Circles, Pinnacle of Achievement (fourth) and the Crowning Achievement Award.
It is this award system that is driving thousands of wealthy primarily white men and a few women to spend millions of dollars stalking animals around the world for the sole purpose of killing the in the name of vanity and self-glorification.In his book Dominion: The Power of Man, the Suffering of Animals, and the Call to Mercy , Matthew Scully, who calls himself a “pro-life vegan conservative” addresses SCI's unethical and illogical argument that sport hunting is a necessary form of population control. It is a truly speciesist argument if there ever was one, giving Homo sapiens primacy over all other sentient beings. Scully writes:
Wildlife, we are constantly told, would run loose across our towns and cities were it not for the sport hunters to control their population, as birds would blanket the skies without the culling services of Ducks Unlimited and other groups. Yet here they are breeding wild animals, year after year replenishing the stock, all for the sole purpose of selling and killing them, deer and bears and elephants so many products being readied for the market. Animals such as deer, we are told, have no predators in many areas, and therefore need systematic culling. Yet when attempts are made to reintroduce natural predators such as wolves and coyotes into these very areas, sport hunters themselves are the first to resist it. Weaker animals in the wild, we hear, will only die miserable deaths by starvation and exposure without sport hunters to control their population. Yet it's the bigger, stronger animals they're killing and wounding — the very opposite of natural selection — often with bows and pistols that only compound and prolong the victim's suffering.While the sport hunting of animals is unnatural, it is also exceedingly unfair. Marc Bekoff, a renowned animal behaviorist biologist who specializes in non-human cognition and emotion, is on a mission to help people understand that animals have many of the same feelings humans do, and that understanding should be the basis for our ethical treatment of them. “Hunting and fishing involve killing animals with devices (such as guns) for which the animals have not evolved natural defenses,” he writes in his book Animals Matter: A Biologist Explains Why We Should Treat Animals with Compassion and Respect . “No animal on earth has adequate defense against a human armed with a gun, a bow and arrow, a trap that can maim, a snare that can strangle, or a fishing lure designed for the sole purpose of fooling fish into thinking they have found something to eat.” Beneath the lack of fairness and morality and the appalling level of cruelty of sport hunters lies something quite basic — and ultimately pathetic. The late novelist John D. MacDonald knew something about the minds of psychopathic killers. In his 1965 novel A Deadly Shade of Gold, he addressed the arrested emotional development of sport hunters, bluntly stating, “It is the search for balls.” Sadly for the world’s wildlife, that search has a powerful ally in Washington: Safari Club International.






January 14, 2016
Fox’s miserable debate night: How Trump & Cruz ran wild while the network look out of its depth
On Wednesday, New York magazine's Gabriel Sherman, who is as plugged-in to what goes on at Fox as anyone, wrote that the network is experiencing something of a crisis of confidence lately, thanks to a power struggle between CEO Roger Ailes and owner Rupert Murdoch. Fox, Sherman reported, "isn’t functioning like the disciplined campaign it’s historically been. 'There's no directive on anything,' one anchor [said]. 'There used to be directives on everything, and now there's not, which is kind of nice.'"
Anybody watching Thursday night's Republican presidential debate, which aired on Fox Business, could see evidence of this right in front of them. Moderators Neil Cavuto and Maria Bartiromo delivered a baggy, tonally bizarre and deeply inconsistent forum. The debate presented viewers with a number of intriguing spectacles—chief among them the increasingly realistic prospect of the GOP actually nominating Donald Trump or Ted Cruz, who both dominated the evening to a bloodcurdling extent. But it also showed Fox falling down on the job, something it actually does rather rarely if you judge it on its own terms.
Fox takes its role as a key GOP player very seriously–contrast its remorseless eviction of Rand Paul and Carly Fiorina fromThursday's joust with CNN's caving to Paul back in December, for instance—and, because it is deeply invested in the outcome of the primary process, it can usually be counted on to keep the candidates on their toes and put on a cohesive show, even if left-leaning audiences might not like the ways it does that. (Trump's feud with Megyn Kelly didn't come out of nowhere.)
Not on Thursday, though.
The first section didn't feature any debating at all; instead, the candidates just got to deliver applause lines for 90 seconds each, while Cavuto and Bartiromo asked the kinds of leading, friendly questions anyone would love to get. The leading question theme continued throughout the night, giving the debate an edge that was hard-right even for Fox. Bartiromo asked John Kasich what it "said" about the Democratic Party that a man like Bernie Sanders was popular. Cavuto asked Chris Christie to affirm the widely-debunked notion of a "Ferguson effect" on policing. Bartiromo asked Ben Carson if Hillary Clinton should be blamed for Bill Clinton's womanizing—a question seemingly ripped straight from Rush Limbaugh's dreams. When they weren't assisting the candidates so ably, Cavuto and Bartiromo led them, and the audience, on a virtual roller coaster ride. The stump speech section was followed by the already-infamous series of arguments between Trump and Cruz over birtherism and "New York values," which pushed every other candidate completely to the side and, for good measure, took up about ten minutes of time on strange detours. Not that Trump or Cruz were complaining; each got possibly the best moment they've ever had in the entire campaign out of the slugfest.Just when it was easy to wonder why all of this was happening on a business network, Cavuto and Bartiromo veered into a wooly, torturous section on China, taxes and entitlements. (Others can judge the merits of these exchanges; the minutiae of the value-added tax is not one of my strong suits.) By this point, any pretense that the moderators had a handle on time limits, or the clock in general, had gone out the window. The candidates all went on interminable, free-association monologues, seemingly at times of their own choosing. As the minutes ticked by, Cavuto and Bartiromo seemed more and more tentative. Not surprisingly, the debate went over by about a half hour.
Fox will no doubt be satisfied with the overall product, given the Trump-Cruz battle and the sure-to-be astronomical ratings, but it has possibly never looked more unsure of itself, and more amateurish, than it did on Thursday night. It has a chance to redeem itself on January 28th. Then, the Fox News team of Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier and Chris Wallace will handle things. If they can't get it right, then there really is something going badly off-course inside Fox.
On Wednesday, New York magazine's Gabriel Sherman, who is as plugged-in to what goes on at Fox as anyone, wrote that the network is experiencing something of a crisis of confidence lately, thanks to a power struggle between CEO Roger Ailes and owner Rupert Murdoch. Fox, Sherman reported, "isn’t functioning like the disciplined campaign it’s historically been. 'There's no directive on anything,' one anchor [said]. 'There used to be directives on everything, and now there's not, which is kind of nice.'"
Anybody watching Thursday night's Republican presidential debate, which aired on Fox Business, could see evidence of this right in front of them. Moderators Neil Cavuto and Maria Bartiromo delivered a baggy, tonally bizarre and deeply inconsistent forum. The debate presented viewers with a number of intriguing spectacles—chief among them the increasingly realistic prospect of the GOP actually nominating Donald Trump or Ted Cruz, who both dominated the evening to a bloodcurdling extent. But it also showed Fox falling down on the job, something it actually does rather rarely if you judge it on its own terms.
Fox takes its role as a key GOP player very seriously–contrast its remorseless eviction of Rand Paul and Carly Fiorina fromThursday's joust with CNN's caving to Paul back in December, for instance—and, because it is deeply invested in the outcome of the primary process, it can usually be counted on to keep the candidates on their toes and put on a cohesive show, even if left-leaning audiences might not like the ways it does that. (Trump's feud with Megyn Kelly didn't come out of nowhere.)
Not on Thursday, though.
The first section didn't feature any debating at all; instead, the candidates just got to deliver applause lines for 90 seconds each, while Cavuto and Bartiromo asked the kinds of leading, friendly questions anyone would love to get. The leading question theme continued throughout the night, giving the debate an edge that was hard-right even for Fox. Bartiromo asked John Kasich what it "said" about the Democratic Party that a man like Bernie Sanders was popular. Cavuto asked Chris Christie to affirm the widely-debunked notion of a "Ferguson effect" on policing. Bartiromo asked Ben Carson if Hillary Clinton should be blamed for Bill Clinton's womanizing—a question seemingly ripped straight from Rush Limbaugh's dreams. When they weren't assisting the candidates so ably, Cavuto and Bartiromo led them, and the audience, on a virtual roller coaster ride. The stump speech section was followed by the already-infamous series of arguments between Trump and Cruz over birtherism and "New York values," which pushed every other candidate completely to the side and, for good measure, took up about ten minutes of time on strange detours. Not that Trump or Cruz were complaining; each got possibly the best moment they've ever had in the entire campaign out of the slugfest.Just when it was easy to wonder why all of this was happening on a business network, Cavuto and Bartiromo veered into a wooly, torturous section on China, taxes and entitlements. (Others can judge the merits of these exchanges; the minutiae of the value-added tax is not one of my strong suits.) By this point, any pretense that the moderators had a handle on time limits, or the clock in general, had gone out the window. The candidates all went on interminable, free-association monologues, seemingly at times of their own choosing. As the minutes ticked by, Cavuto and Bartiromo seemed more and more tentative. Not surprisingly, the debate went over by about a half hour.
Fox will no doubt be satisfied with the overall product, given the Trump-Cruz battle and the sure-to-be astronomical ratings, but it has possibly never looked more unsure of itself, and more amateurish, than it did on Thursday night. It has a chance to redeem itself on January 28th. Then, the Fox News team of Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier and Chris Wallace will handle things. If they can't get it right, then there really is something going badly off-course inside Fox.






Big moment for desperate Rubio: He crushes Cruz for his immigration flip-flops, but are GOP voters paying attention?
Ted Cruz, you used to say you supported doubling the number of green cards, now you say that you're against it. You used to support a 500 percent increase in the number of guest workers, now you say that you're against it. You used to support legalizing people that were here illegally, now you say you're against it. You used to say that you were in favor of birthright citizenship, now you say that you are against it.Cruz tried to dismiss this as silly stuff ginned up by Rubio's opposition researchers, but in truth, it probably came from a recent Slate article by William Saletan that laid out, in a thoroughly researched timeline, how Cruz, far from being a leader for the hardline anti-immigration position, has wiggled and danced around, clearly more interested in angling for advantages than actually standing up for a coherent position. Cruz uses legalistic language to claim something that is clearly false — that he never supported giving undocumented immigrants some kind of legal status — and basically leans on the complexity of the record to avoid being called out on it. But that didn't stop Rubio and while his litany of Cruz's sins was probably not easy to parse for most viewers, the fact that he was able to roll it out was still pretty compelling. It clearly unnerved Cruz, as it should. His entire campaign is built on billing him as the last honest conservative, and exposing the fact that he's actually less principled and more slimy than most politicians could do irreparable damage. Will it work? Hard to say. It came late in the debate, when most viewers are too tired to be paying much attention. And even though Rubio framed it simply enough, it's still a complex argument, which can be a turnoff. And, as Saletan notes, Cruz is a spectacular liar who is fully capable of bamboozling his way out of this. But it was Rubio's last real chance to such some of the mystique out of the Ted Cruz image, and convince voters to settle for him. He made a good show of it. It was a truly impressive political attack and suggested he'd be formidable in a general election. If this doesn't work, nothing will.Marco Rubio's campaign was supposed to be the party's savior, especially as it became apparent that Jeb Bush, true to his roots as a trust fund baby, was collapsing in the face of real competition. But Rubio's campaign has been lackluster, with concerns being raised that he simply doesn't have the ground game amassed by Ted Cruz, Batman villain. Thursday night's debate quite possibly was his last real opportunity to turn the ship around. If it can be done, he did it in his full-throated attack on Cruz's flippity-floppy record on immigration. Cruz presents himself to hungry conservatives as the real deal, a true conservative whose allegedly authenticity is rooted in his evangelical Christianity. He may be crazy, but he seems like he really means it, and that perception of purity is really doing it for the right-wing base this year. But truthfully, he's even more a chameleon-like politician than most, a man devoid of any true beliefs besides his rock solid belief that he deserves to rule us all. And Rubio launched an extremely effective attack on this, using the issue that appears to be riling the right up more than most this year, immigration. During the debate, Rubio brought up Cruz's misrepresentation of his history on immigration. Cruz tried to wave it off in his usual way, with a condescending chuckle that implies that all attacks on him are mere "children saying silly things," but the punch obviously landed. In no small part, it's because Rubio rattled off, apparently from memory, Cruz's history of dancing around on this issue, a history that runs in direct contrast with Cruz's claim that he's taken a leadership position in cracking down on immigration.
Ted Cruz, you used to say you supported doubling the number of green cards, now you say that you're against it. You used to support a 500 percent increase in the number of guest workers, now you say that you're against it. You used to support legalizing people that were here illegally, now you say you're against it. You used to say that you were in favor of birthright citizenship, now you say that you are against it.Cruz tried to dismiss this as silly stuff ginned up by Rubio's opposition researchers, but in truth, it probably came from a recent Slate article by William Saletan that laid out, in a thoroughly researched timeline, how Cruz, far from being a leader for the hardline anti-immigration position, has wiggled and danced around, clearly more interested in angling for advantages than actually standing up for a coherent position. Cruz uses legalistic language to claim something that is clearly false — that he never supported giving undocumented immigrants some kind of legal status — and basically leans on the complexity of the record to avoid being called out on it. But that didn't stop Rubio and while his litany of Cruz's sins was probably not easy to parse for most viewers, the fact that he was able to roll it out was still pretty compelling. It clearly unnerved Cruz, as it should. His entire campaign is built on billing him as the last honest conservative, and exposing the fact that he's actually less principled and more slimy than most politicians could do irreparable damage. Will it work? Hard to say. It came late in the debate, when most viewers are too tired to be paying much attention. And even though Rubio framed it simply enough, it's still a complex argument, which can be a turnoff. And, as Saletan notes, Cruz is a spectacular liar who is fully capable of bamboozling his way out of this. But it was Rubio's last real chance to such some of the mystique out of the Ted Cruz image, and convince voters to settle for him. He made a good show of it. It was a truly impressive political attack and suggested he'd be formidable in a general election. If this doesn't work, nothing will.






“New York City is not America”: Right-wing Twitter more unhinged than candidates during GOP presidential debate






Trump and Cruz’s laughable patriotism clash: Who’s less American – Canadians or New Yorkers?
All just as well, but Cruz's dark genius as a politician is truly revealed in the rebuttal he has created for this attack, a rebuttal that was on full display during the debate. To paraphrase: "I may be Canadian, you, Trump, are a New Yorker." I mean, as accusations go, it's hard to deny. Half of Canada isn't covered with the word "Cruz," but, much to the chagrin of the locals, you can't say the same thing about Trump and New York City. New York is, of course, technically in the United States, but Cruz is betting that Republican voters see that situation as a temporary misfortune. But even as the Empire State sits within U.S. borders, the "Duck Dynasty" crowd would like to believe that they (OK, we) don't really count. Maria Bartiromo started things off with, "Senator Cruz, you suggested Mr. Trump, quote, 'embodies New York values.' Could you explain what you mean by that?" "You know, I think most people know exactly what New York values are," Cruz replied. Warm audience laughter, which could mean anything from "Jewish" to "I hear they wear clothes that fit." After Bartiromo pressed further, he caved, saying, "the values in New York City are socially liberal or pro-abortion or pro- gay-marriage, focus around money and the media." "Not a lot of conservatives come out of Manhattan. I'm just saying," he finished, echoing Trump's stump speech line about how "not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba." Echoing Trump's birthplace obsession – even imitating his rhetoric and throwing it in his face – is a pretty smooth move. But Trump has a trump card: 9/11. "When the World Trade Center came down, I saw something that no place on Earth could have handled more beautifully, more humanely than New York," Trump replied. "You had two 110-story buildings come crashing down. I saw them come down. Thousands of people killed, and the cleanup started the next day, and it was the most horrific cleanup, probably in the history of doing this, and in construction. I was down there, and I've never seen anything like it." Trump's got a point. You can have your patriotic kitsch with a bald eagle shedding tears over an American flag planted in the WTC rubble, or you can claim New Yorkers aren't real Americans, but you really can't have both. Your move, Canada. Or Cuba. Wherever evangelicals don't really come from, Trump hears. WATCH the video clip below: [jwplayer file="http://media.salon.com/2016/01/CruzBi..." image="http://media.salon.com/2016/01/trump-... tempting to denounce Fox Business Network for focusing so much of Thursday's Republican debate on the silly fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz about whose birthplace is worse: Canada and New York City. On the other hand, it's not like the candidates have anything smarter to say about real issues – we're talking about men who think that briefly detaining soldiers trespassing in foreign waters is practically a declaration of war – so okay, let's talk about whose mother brought greater shame upon the family by where she gave birth. Things started off when Fox Business, no doubt aware that ratings are threatened by the fact that Republican debates are coming around more frequently than pizza night in some houses, went ahead and asked Ted Cruz about this stupid, Trump-inspired debate over whether a born citizen is a natural born citizen. Cruz's background as a lawyer revealed itself in his response. No short, pithy responses for him. He practically rolled out a projector and walked the crowd through a lengthy, multi-faceted argument in his own defense: Donald Trump is only saying this because he's desperate. Trump's own mother was a Scottish national. As a lawyer, he is better equipped to interpret law than Trump. And, of course, there was soaring rhetoric about how everyone on stage is an American, but he (posing, looking at the sky, impressed by his own profundity) has the courage to talk about issues that really matter, aka whatever internal polling says is scaring elderly white people these days..@tedcruz fired back at @realDonaldTrump over birther claims. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/VHOSRAXT1c
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) January 15, 2016
All just as well, but Cruz's dark genius as a politician is truly revealed in the rebuttal he has created for this attack, a rebuttal that was on full display during the debate. To paraphrase: "I may be Canadian, you, Trump, are a New Yorker." I mean, as accusations go, it's hard to deny. Half of Canada isn't covered with the word "Cruz," but, much to the chagrin of the locals, you can't say the same thing about Trump and New York City. New York is, of course, technically in the United States, but Cruz is betting that Republican voters see that situation as a temporary misfortune. But even as the Empire State sits within U.S. borders, the "Duck Dynasty" crowd would like to believe that they (OK, we) don't really count. Maria Bartiromo started things off with, "Senator Cruz, you suggested Mr. Trump, quote, 'embodies New York values.' Could you explain what you mean by that?" "You know, I think most people know exactly what New York values are," Cruz replied. Warm audience laughter, which could mean anything from "Jewish" to "I hear they wear clothes that fit." After Bartiromo pressed further, he caved, saying, "the values in New York City are socially liberal or pro-abortion or pro- gay-marriage, focus around money and the media." "Not a lot of conservatives come out of Manhattan. I'm just saying," he finished, echoing Trump's stump speech line about how "not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba." Echoing Trump's birthplace obsession – even imitating his rhetoric and throwing it in his face – is a pretty smooth move. But Trump has a trump card: 9/11. "When the World Trade Center came down, I saw something that no place on Earth could have handled more beautifully, more humanely than New York," Trump replied. "You had two 110-story buildings come crashing down. I saw them come down. Thousands of people killed, and the cleanup started the next day, and it was the most horrific cleanup, probably in the history of doing this, and in construction. I was down there, and I've never seen anything like it." Trump's got a point. You can have your patriotic kitsch with a bald eagle shedding tears over an American flag planted in the WTC rubble, or you can claim New Yorkers aren't real Americans, but you really can't have both. Your move, Canada. Or Cuba. Wherever evangelicals don't really come from, Trump hears. WATCH the video clip below: [jwplayer file="http://media.salon.com/2016/01/CruzBi..." image="http://media.salon.com/2016/01/trump-...].@tedcruz fired back at @realDonaldTrump over birther claims. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/VHOSRAXT1c
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) January 15, 2016






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