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February 8, 2015
Book Review: Unbroken
It took Laura Hillenbrand 7 years to research and write the book “Unbroken”; it took me two and a half days to read it. The book is roughly 500 pages long. To say that I “couldn’t put it down”, would be an understatement—I became wholly engrossed, and at once, addicted. It seems that,
for evolutionary reasons, humans seem to become more engaged with survival
narratives; especially if the yarn is spun in a way in which the reader can
easily place herself into the shoes of the protagonist. The f...
January 30, 2015
What if the Nazis won WW2? A Short List:
As history is written by the victors, today while I was at the gym, I formulated this list in my head. I thought it was an interesting thought experiment. Feel free to leave a comment or disagree. Here she is:
1. No Jews.
2. No Catholics/Catholic Church
3. No detailed account of human history; instead, a single fabricated text with no contradictions that details the origin of our species—possibly indicating aliens; most certainly containing the divine ancestry line of Hitler.
4. No handicap...
January 17, 2015
The Poem that Won Me Them There Poetry Contest in HS
Growing up, I enjoyed writing poems about nature. In 11th grade, I won a poetry contest. At this point in my life, I could probably write a better poem. Here is the poem (inspired by multiverse theory) that took it down and made me cool in High School (Chicks dig poets):
The Man in the Bubble
There was a man inside of a two-inch bubble who floated carefree along with the breeze. Carried by the wind, he was in no control of his destination. One minute he would be cruising among...
In the Vein of Kierkegaard, the Man-God; Jock-Nerd Paradox: Why I hated highschool
I was both a jock and a nerd in high school; neither G-d nor man. Panama. Oddly enough, I did not identify with any one group in particular. I was smarter than all of the nerds; and I did not wish to associate with their snarky cliques; some of them pretended to be smart for the purposes of prestige, and pretended to know that which they did not know; no one was smart enough to realize this, except for me. I was rejected from the nerd clique even though we took AP classes together.
I never tri...
January 15, 2015
Olga Kazakhstan: An emerging Marilyn Vos Savant
Nice attempt to spell my name, non-dude. I sometimes mispell words on porpoise. This is where The Alantic recruited this writer:
The above conversation is actually an inside joke: I know Olga in person. I was just trying to promote The Atlantic magazine; I don’t understand why it is not available in grocery stores.
In case you didn’t know, Olga has an IQ above 160; that means that it cannot be measured. We have had intercourse (or discourse; recourse; triforce) several times—that...
The Trump Card: Why America does not care about intelligence
A trump card is a card that takes president over all others. In many card games, a trump card can be played; this results in an instant win. My country does not care about intelligence; it only cares about profit.
For example, geniuses in other countries get revered; one example is Dr. Katsioulis; the man with the world’s highest IQ. In our country, geniuses get abused; several names come to mind: Christopher Michael Langan, Rick G. Rosner, and Richard B. Dorkings.
Chris had the letter “T”...
Response to Olga Kazakhstan on The Atlantic
Response to this article:
"I kid, of course (sort of). But I do often wonder, “Who are these people?” Who would take time out of their day just to post sexist rants on news articles?"
Maybe they are trying to market their e-books. That’s the reason I’m posting a sexist comment on this news article: to antagonise, generate discussion, create an environment for the free ex...
January 10, 2015
A Theory on Sex: How to Manipulate Women and Bang Hot Bitches Inspired by the Life of Richard Feynman
Fun Fact: Only about 25% of women are able to achieve orgasm from vaginal intercourse. It could be a life saver; Buy a dildo:
The scientest and fizzes test, Richard Feynman was notorious for using his IQ (125) and position of prestige (professor) to rail out his young female students (have sex with them). I have analyzed his methodology using the scientific method, and have succussfully applied some of the things that I have learned: resulting in awesome sex. My hypothesis was verified in coll...
January 8, 2015
Ontology and the Mind of God
Paradise lost. Laptop regained. Vacation is over. Let me try this again. Not quite as drunk this time. There seems to be a correlation between liking alcohol and having a high IQ. That being said, my EQ is really low; and this explains why I haven’t really accomplished much of anything in life. Socially, I have never really fit in; I’m quirky and have a very difficult time censoring my thoughts about other people. As selfish as it may sound, I prefer entertaining my own thoughts a...
January 7, 2015
The Eusebius Clay IQ test (modified for political correctness)
1) What is the relationship between prime numbers in the 360,181 - 400,000 range?
2) You have 20 minutes to write 60 palindromes. Go. Also: What is the relationship between 20 and 60 minutes (all mental associations must be provided)?
3) Write the Fibonacci sequence up to 2,000.
4) Using the free association method in psychology, write down all of the associations that come to mind from the following word: “Eusebius.”
5) How many neurons are in the average human, male body? How many n...
