Brett Alan Williams's Blog
November 7, 2024
November 7, 2024: After 248 years, we did it! Hallelujah, say GeeSUS!
The votes are finally in, and we did it! For 248 years, America has been looking for someone with just the right qualifications to take this nation to the next level. And no wonder it took so long. The requirements were that he had to be a serial adulterer, serial draft dodger, serial money launderer (with greater than or equal to six bankruptcies), would fleece American taxpayers, peddle influence, take bribes from foreign powers, lie as he breathes, be convicted not just once as a felon but 34 times guilty of tax fraud, bank fraud, insurance fraud, and rape (penalized $500 million), who stole hundreds of Top-Secret documents from the U.S. Department of Defense (less those he gave to Putin), and to top it off he must have engaged in seven illegal conspiracies to overthrow the Constitution and been impeached not just once but a record twice.
No way could we possibly find someone qualified to take this country to the next level beyond a mere democratic republic. And yet, after 248 years, we found all this in just one guy. What a resume! Plus, to make this old country feel young again, he’s got the temperament of a two-year-old and speaks just as clearly with every bit as much mental horsepower. We can really relate to this guy. Given we’ve redefined immorality as moral, this fellow is also a fine “Christian” to boot!
What luck. But luckier still is that this great nation could produce 72,656,363 people educated enough, astute enough, discerning enough to distinguish all these skills concentrated between the boundaries of a 72-inch waistline. Isn’t that terrific?
We Americans, we ain’t sTupid. We know what matters. What’s more important, some silly, run-down, 3rd rate banana republic like ours or inflation? What matters more, the planet or the price of a gallon of gas? Democratic republics are passé, man. The whole world is leaving democracy like it’s running from a dead skunk. Mussolini was the first to say, “Drain the swamp and Make Italy Great Again!” Well, we can do the same here and more. We just made America a fascist kleptocracy!
U…S…A! U…S…A!
On Medium.com
No way could we possibly find someone qualified to take this country to the next level beyond a mere democratic republic. And yet, after 248 years, we found all this in just one guy. What a resume! Plus, to make this old country feel young again, he’s got the temperament of a two-year-old and speaks just as clearly with every bit as much mental horsepower. We can really relate to this guy. Given we’ve redefined immorality as moral, this fellow is also a fine “Christian” to boot!
What luck. But luckier still is that this great nation could produce 72,656,363 people educated enough, astute enough, discerning enough to distinguish all these skills concentrated between the boundaries of a 72-inch waistline. Isn’t that terrific?
We Americans, we ain’t sTupid. We know what matters. What’s more important, some silly, run-down, 3rd rate banana republic like ours or inflation? What matters more, the planet or the price of a gallon of gas? Democratic republics are passé, man. The whole world is leaving democracy like it’s running from a dead skunk. Mussolini was the first to say, “Drain the swamp and Make Italy Great Again!” Well, we can do the same here and more. We just made America a fascist kleptocracy!
U…S…A! U…S…A!
On Medium.com
October 30, 2024
October 30, 2024: Why are so many Americans fascists?
Why are so many Americans fascists? Among the hundred reasons, here are four.
Fascism suits a crowded world as humans compete for resources, space, and belonging. As we saw last time, it’s a movement that couldn’t get started until the planet was massified: mass population, mass production, mass markets, mass communications, mass ignorance. With three generations of collapsed k-12 education in America—now ranked near bottom in the industrialized (OECD) world—America is a profoundly ignorant country. While ignorance doesn’t mean stupid, it can mean gullible, and gullible people are easily steered by conmen. As Voltaire said, “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” And as Thomas Jefferson said, “A nation that thinks it can be ignorant and free is a nation that never was and never could be.” American ignorance plays a massive role in why so many are fascists.
While our ignorance grew, our grievance was building. Nearing the end of their own republic, the Romans knew by 122 B.C. that the people must be placated. “Bread and circuses” were their solution with gladiatorial battles to the death as bread was thrown to spittle-speckled tongue-wagging crowds in the Colosseum. The 1789 French Revolution, the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution, the Nazi takeover of Germany all happened because economic grievance of the masses reached its load-bearing limit while the elites of each era were doing well. In France, 17,000 had their heads removed as a result. In Russia and Germany, millions of human carcasses piled up; “just a statistic,” Stalin called it. Turns out, “bread” is really important. So, in America, we decided to press our own load-bearing limit when economic, management, and financial wizards decided, “Wouldn’t it be nice to export China’s unemployment to us?” Thanks to management titans like General Electric’s Jack Welsh (G.E. is no more), the corporate focus shifted from what makes a stock valuable to the value of the stock. R&D, engineering, manufacturing, quality control, and labor were all expendable (just ask Boeing), while investors were not. Stocks skyrocketed, corporate profits broke records, and CEOs took home 400 times more pay than labor underpaid or out of work. This is called “fuel” waiting for a match. Economists and their ilk played a massive role in why so many Americans are fascists.
Meanwhile, on the radical New Left, the professors were busy. They smashed the American melting pot and any remaining sense of national unity, exchanged for multiculturalism, identity politics, victimology, and relativism’s rejection of objectivity. Claiming all things are social constructs, even the sexes, even science, they ignited today’s Culture War. Born from the Marxist Frankfurt School, postmodern critical theorists in the humanities departments would save the world by “decolonizing” it of Western bigotry initiated by “those dead white males.” The Right didn’t much care for that “white male” part, but they had an identity brewing, waiting for consolidation, justification, and a liar. With Ronald Reagan’s removal of the FCC’s Fairness Doctrine in 1987, one year later, America’s best liar was born on radio as Rush Limbaugh using what Kellyanne Conway would later label “alternative facts”—leftist relativism leveraged by the Right. Limbaugh spawned an industry—domestic and foreign—by leveraging the money in, and market for, upheaval with incendiary morsels provided by the New Left. From Alt-Right radio to FOX RT, lie factories on the New Right were institutionalized in media as New Left lie factories had been institutionalized in the humanities on campus. While the Left published lies, the Right took them out of the Ivory Tower, off the page, and converted them to action. The New Right is the Liar’s Party now, unable to answer even the simplest questions without lying. Lies are an indispensable part of fascism.
Beneath all this was that great Enlightenment advance of individualism for the soundest of reasons: to escape Church/king abuse. With social evolution, individualism became autonomy, and autonomy became isolation. Community perished as the disconnected nature of American life—coddled by our gadgets—lost its sense of belonging. But now, what Americans want most is their belonging back, and we don’t much care how we get it or from who, even if it’s faceless A.I. bots from Putin’s troll farm in Moscow. His bots tell us we belong to… something, a movement, an uprising, a giant mass correction to Make America Great Again. As “all great ideas commit suicide through excess,” we Americans made ourselves a needy people, desperate for belonging. We’ll join anything, no matter how inane; easy recruits to fascism.
Ignorance, grievance, lies, and loneliness. Then came the combination of all these in just one man. That match to light the fuel. An adulterous, draft dodging, money laundering thief and conman. One of the biggest failures in business history (Trump Shuttle Airline, New Jersey Generals, the Castle, Plaza, and Taj Mahal casinos), and at almost 80 years old, still that little boy molested by his father. A father who produced mental deformations in his son, the likes America had never seen in high office—but Russia, Germany, and China had. With American Christianity stabbed by the immoral practice of his Christian followers, this man assumed the role of Savior and proved it by returning that sense of belonging. Inane as they are, his rallies quench his need for ceaseless affirmation as his disciples get their fake salvation, singing hymns from the fascist playbook. Another small man, like the others labeled “strong men,” the weakest among us—physically, intellectually, morally.
Like all Reaganites, I voted against the Russian asset. But with Harris polls in retreat, after the Trump/Putin/Xi chaos sure to follow November 5, it looks like America’s fascists may end the Founder’s experiment in self-governance. (Update: chaos didn't happen, didn't need to, Putin won.) Termination of a stumbling republic, which half of America couldn’t separate from a fascist kleptocracy or a kumquat. China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea will celebrate open season on planet Earth.
Buckel up.
Learn Chinese.
Fascism suits a crowded world as humans compete for resources, space, and belonging. As we saw last time, it’s a movement that couldn’t get started until the planet was massified: mass population, mass production, mass markets, mass communications, mass ignorance. With three generations of collapsed k-12 education in America—now ranked near bottom in the industrialized (OECD) world—America is a profoundly ignorant country. While ignorance doesn’t mean stupid, it can mean gullible, and gullible people are easily steered by conmen. As Voltaire said, “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” And as Thomas Jefferson said, “A nation that thinks it can be ignorant and free is a nation that never was and never could be.” American ignorance plays a massive role in why so many are fascists.
While our ignorance grew, our grievance was building. Nearing the end of their own republic, the Romans knew by 122 B.C. that the people must be placated. “Bread and circuses” were their solution with gladiatorial battles to the death as bread was thrown to spittle-speckled tongue-wagging crowds in the Colosseum. The 1789 French Revolution, the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution, the Nazi takeover of Germany all happened because economic grievance of the masses reached its load-bearing limit while the elites of each era were doing well. In France, 17,000 had their heads removed as a result. In Russia and Germany, millions of human carcasses piled up; “just a statistic,” Stalin called it. Turns out, “bread” is really important. So, in America, we decided to press our own load-bearing limit when economic, management, and financial wizards decided, “Wouldn’t it be nice to export China’s unemployment to us?” Thanks to management titans like General Electric’s Jack Welsh (G.E. is no more), the corporate focus shifted from what makes a stock valuable to the value of the stock. R&D, engineering, manufacturing, quality control, and labor were all expendable (just ask Boeing), while investors were not. Stocks skyrocketed, corporate profits broke records, and CEOs took home 400 times more pay than labor underpaid or out of work. This is called “fuel” waiting for a match. Economists and their ilk played a massive role in why so many Americans are fascists.
Meanwhile, on the radical New Left, the professors were busy. They smashed the American melting pot and any remaining sense of national unity, exchanged for multiculturalism, identity politics, victimology, and relativism’s rejection of objectivity. Claiming all things are social constructs, even the sexes, even science, they ignited today’s Culture War. Born from the Marxist Frankfurt School, postmodern critical theorists in the humanities departments would save the world by “decolonizing” it of Western bigotry initiated by “those dead white males.” The Right didn’t much care for that “white male” part, but they had an identity brewing, waiting for consolidation, justification, and a liar. With Ronald Reagan’s removal of the FCC’s Fairness Doctrine in 1987, one year later, America’s best liar was born on radio as Rush Limbaugh using what Kellyanne Conway would later label “alternative facts”—leftist relativism leveraged by the Right. Limbaugh spawned an industry—domestic and foreign—by leveraging the money in, and market for, upheaval with incendiary morsels provided by the New Left. From Alt-Right radio to FOX RT, lie factories on the New Right were institutionalized in media as New Left lie factories had been institutionalized in the humanities on campus. While the Left published lies, the Right took them out of the Ivory Tower, off the page, and converted them to action. The New Right is the Liar’s Party now, unable to answer even the simplest questions without lying. Lies are an indispensable part of fascism.
Beneath all this was that great Enlightenment advance of individualism for the soundest of reasons: to escape Church/king abuse. With social evolution, individualism became autonomy, and autonomy became isolation. Community perished as the disconnected nature of American life—coddled by our gadgets—lost its sense of belonging. But now, what Americans want most is their belonging back, and we don’t much care how we get it or from who, even if it’s faceless A.I. bots from Putin’s troll farm in Moscow. His bots tell us we belong to… something, a movement, an uprising, a giant mass correction to Make America Great Again. As “all great ideas commit suicide through excess,” we Americans made ourselves a needy people, desperate for belonging. We’ll join anything, no matter how inane; easy recruits to fascism.
Ignorance, grievance, lies, and loneliness. Then came the combination of all these in just one man. That match to light the fuel. An adulterous, draft dodging, money laundering thief and conman. One of the biggest failures in business history (Trump Shuttle Airline, New Jersey Generals, the Castle, Plaza, and Taj Mahal casinos), and at almost 80 years old, still that little boy molested by his father. A father who produced mental deformations in his son, the likes America had never seen in high office—but Russia, Germany, and China had. With American Christianity stabbed by the immoral practice of his Christian followers, this man assumed the role of Savior and proved it by returning that sense of belonging. Inane as they are, his rallies quench his need for ceaseless affirmation as his disciples get their fake salvation, singing hymns from the fascist playbook. Another small man, like the others labeled “strong men,” the weakest among us—physically, intellectually, morally.
Like all Reaganites, I voted against the Russian asset. But with Harris polls in retreat, after the Trump/Putin/Xi chaos sure to follow November 5, it looks like America’s fascists may end the Founder’s experiment in self-governance. (Update: chaos didn't happen, didn't need to, Putin won.) Termination of a stumbling republic, which half of America couldn’t separate from a fascist kleptocracy or a kumquat. China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea will celebrate open season on planet Earth.
Buckel up.
Learn Chinese.
October 23, 2024
October 23, 2024: Everyone says Trump’s a fascist. What’s a fascist?
After reading historian Robert O. Paxton’s The Anatomy of Fascism, this movement we now see sweeping the U.S. and much of the Western world makes perfect sense. Paxton’s definition is simple, “fascism is a populist dictatorship against the Left.” But the details of fascism are riveting, proving it ideal for today’s massified, atomized America and our anti-Christian “Christian” Nationalists.
“Fascism was the major political innovation of the twentieth century,” writes Paxton, “and the source of much of its pain. The other major currents of modern Western political culture—conservativism, liberalism, socialism—all reached mature form between the late eighteenth and mid-nineteenth century. Fascism was still unimagined as late as the 1890s… The other ‘isms’ were created in an era when politics was a gentleman’s business, conducted through protracted and learned debate among educated men who appealed to each other’s reason as well as their sentiments, producing systems of governance laid out by systematic thinkers… Fascism was not given intellectual underpinnings by any system builder, like Marx, or by any major intelligence, like Burke, Locke, Mill, or Tocqueville.” This makes fascism seem flimsy, but as we’ll see, it turns out to be one of its greatest strengths.
Paxton writes, “Fascism was a new invention afresh for the era of mass politics. It sought to appeal mainly to the emotions by the use of ritual, carefully stage-managed ceremonies, and intensely charged rhetoric. It rests upon popular feelings about master races, their unjust lot and rightful predominance over inferior peoples… Fascism is ‘true’ insofar as it helps fulfill the destiny of a chosen people or blood, locked with others in a Darwinian struggle, not in the light of some abstract and universal reason.” This struggle makes fascism a movement of “violent action, anti-intellectualism, rejection of compromise, and contempt for established society… Fascism changed the practice of citizenship from the enjoyment of constitutional rights and duties to participation in mass ceremonies of affirmation and conformity. It reconfigured relations between the individual and the collectivity so that an individual had no rights outside nationalist politics. It expanded the powers of the executive—party and state—in a bid for total control.” What Paxton calls “the emotional lava that sets fascism’s foundations” include a sense of overwhelming crisis beyond traditional solutions, a group identity of victimization that justifies any means to rectify no matter how immoral, and fear of the group’s extinction. For fascists—in keeping with instinctive primate hierarchy—a national leader “who alone is capable of incarnating the group’s identity” is converted to a Savior as both their general and their Christ. All this is mixed with a thirst for immediate violence as a replacement for patient thought and deliberation, making analysis an act of treachery against the movement.
Fascism not only lacks a philosophical-intellectual foundation, it rejects the need for one as a prophylactic to challenge. This makes self-examination off-limits and the potential for compromise treason. Simultaneously, wide latitude is available for shaping today’s message to suit whatever’s convenient for the moment, mood, and circumstance. The January 6 insurrection can be recast as needed: a great patriotic uprising against the Deep State, a love fest, or denial that it ever happened. This makes fascism fluid. What it is, means, or does is up to the dictator. This mutability is why the “Republican” Party had no plank in 2020. Though a nonbinding display, the long tradition of the plank is a statement of “what we stand for and against.” But under Trump’s conversion, other than opposition to the Left, the party stood for nothing in particular, whatever suited Trump’s daily random stream of pap. (The 2024 plank is a regurgitation of that pap, contradicted by Trump’s repeated contempt for America’s fallen soldiers as “losers and suckers.”)
Always there for the dictator’s reference is, as Paxton puts it, the “conspiratorial and Manichean view of history as a battle between good and evil camps, between the pure and the corrupt, in which one’s own community or nation has been the victim… Unlike conservatives and cautious liberals, fascists never wanted to keep the masses out of politics. They wanted to enlist, discipline, and energize them.”
Without ideals, ideology, principles, or values, the strength of fascism comes from its undereducated masses, leveraged by primate emotions to become its jihadists. Stir their blood, not their brain. Mobilization, not persuasion. Those left behind by modernity—and pissed about it—don’t need a textbook.
As we saw in the rants of Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, and Mao, we now see from Trump. With Putin’s help, in two weeks, MAGA is poised to be the new Nazi. The 249-year experiment in the Founder’s Great Idea will finally be dead, an event more significant than the fall of Rome, and we’re here to see it.
Learn Chinese.
“Fascism was the major political innovation of the twentieth century,” writes Paxton, “and the source of much of its pain. The other major currents of modern Western political culture—conservativism, liberalism, socialism—all reached mature form between the late eighteenth and mid-nineteenth century. Fascism was still unimagined as late as the 1890s… The other ‘isms’ were created in an era when politics was a gentleman’s business, conducted through protracted and learned debate among educated men who appealed to each other’s reason as well as their sentiments, producing systems of governance laid out by systematic thinkers… Fascism was not given intellectual underpinnings by any system builder, like Marx, or by any major intelligence, like Burke, Locke, Mill, or Tocqueville.” This makes fascism seem flimsy, but as we’ll see, it turns out to be one of its greatest strengths.
Paxton writes, “Fascism was a new invention afresh for the era of mass politics. It sought to appeal mainly to the emotions by the use of ritual, carefully stage-managed ceremonies, and intensely charged rhetoric. It rests upon popular feelings about master races, their unjust lot and rightful predominance over inferior peoples… Fascism is ‘true’ insofar as it helps fulfill the destiny of a chosen people or blood, locked with others in a Darwinian struggle, not in the light of some abstract and universal reason.” This struggle makes fascism a movement of “violent action, anti-intellectualism, rejection of compromise, and contempt for established society… Fascism changed the practice of citizenship from the enjoyment of constitutional rights and duties to participation in mass ceremonies of affirmation and conformity. It reconfigured relations between the individual and the collectivity so that an individual had no rights outside nationalist politics. It expanded the powers of the executive—party and state—in a bid for total control.” What Paxton calls “the emotional lava that sets fascism’s foundations” include a sense of overwhelming crisis beyond traditional solutions, a group identity of victimization that justifies any means to rectify no matter how immoral, and fear of the group’s extinction. For fascists—in keeping with instinctive primate hierarchy—a national leader “who alone is capable of incarnating the group’s identity” is converted to a Savior as both their general and their Christ. All this is mixed with a thirst for immediate violence as a replacement for patient thought and deliberation, making analysis an act of treachery against the movement.
Fascism not only lacks a philosophical-intellectual foundation, it rejects the need for one as a prophylactic to challenge. This makes self-examination off-limits and the potential for compromise treason. Simultaneously, wide latitude is available for shaping today’s message to suit whatever’s convenient for the moment, mood, and circumstance. The January 6 insurrection can be recast as needed: a great patriotic uprising against the Deep State, a love fest, or denial that it ever happened. This makes fascism fluid. What it is, means, or does is up to the dictator. This mutability is why the “Republican” Party had no plank in 2020. Though a nonbinding display, the long tradition of the plank is a statement of “what we stand for and against.” But under Trump’s conversion, other than opposition to the Left, the party stood for nothing in particular, whatever suited Trump’s daily random stream of pap. (The 2024 plank is a regurgitation of that pap, contradicted by Trump’s repeated contempt for America’s fallen soldiers as “losers and suckers.”)
Always there for the dictator’s reference is, as Paxton puts it, the “conspiratorial and Manichean view of history as a battle between good and evil camps, between the pure and the corrupt, in which one’s own community or nation has been the victim… Unlike conservatives and cautious liberals, fascists never wanted to keep the masses out of politics. They wanted to enlist, discipline, and energize them.”
Without ideals, ideology, principles, or values, the strength of fascism comes from its undereducated masses, leveraged by primate emotions to become its jihadists. Stir their blood, not their brain. Mobilization, not persuasion. Those left behind by modernity—and pissed about it—don’t need a textbook.
As we saw in the rants of Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, and Mao, we now see from Trump. With Putin’s help, in two weeks, MAGA is poised to be the new Nazi. The 249-year experiment in the Founder’s Great Idea will finally be dead, an event more significant than the fall of Rome, and we’re here to see it.
Learn Chinese.
August 23, 2024
August 23, 2024: Has it been long enough to allow honesty about the assassination attempt on Trump?
When I left with my pups for a wilderness excursion, Biden’s debate meltdown made Trump’s dictatorship appear almost a certainty. Then Trump’s post-gunshot photograph (online “For just $29.99!”) and his consequent “meeting with God” made his kleptocracy a sure thing. The Founder’s experiment in self-governance was about to end at 249 years.
However, while cozy under the moonlit sky of a wilderness so wonderous, the decline of civilization seemed a dream from some other timeline; as the old saying goes, “Things, they were a-changin’.” Like magic, Biden vanished. Harris appeared. Challengers attached themselves to her like magnets. And dollars sprouted from trees as Harris picked five hundred million of them in just thirty days. The collective recoil from abject despair sprang this limping Republic into a kind of Olympic sprint. Euphoria burst forth with a promise of normal times and normal people no longer possessed by that lizard lump in our brains addicted to the petty bitching of a thin-skinned five-year-old in a fat man’s body. In less than a week, the Democrat hand-wringing went away. Suddenly, Trump is running from prison as fast as Boss Putin is running from Ukraine’s invasion of Russia. What a turnaround.
So, what about that assassination attempt? It seemed so right for reality TV. And so transformative that Trump supporters were moved to claim Mr. Permanent Petulance a “changed man.” No more Divider in Chief. Trump’s brush with death made him a champion of “unity.”
It lasted four days.
Since the political whiplash of one week in America feels like a year, has it been long enough we aren’t forced to be politically correct about this act of violence? Let’s try.
Would any reasonable person today say the assassination of Lincoln was right? Would any reasonable person today say the assassination attempt on Hitler in 1944 was wrong? There’s a difference.
For all the correct conversation surrounding Thomas Crooker’s assault rifle round that grazed Trump’s ear, no such correctness would lead a sane person to claim the assassination attempt on Hitler was wrong and Lincoln’s was right. Without sufficient separation in time to make historical assessments, no American alive today can make an unbiased judgment in Trump’s case. The fierce hatred each side has for the other makes all judgments emotional, not reasoned as those of Hitler and Lincoln can be.
There’s also the fact that Trump hasn’t yet had the full-up Hitler Administration he wants, so the association implied isn’t accurate. However, that’s not how a sizable fraction of America felt. Desperation resulting from a failed American legal system unable to corral Trump’s criminal syndicate made perhaps one-quarter of Americans not sorry for the attempt on Trump; they were sorry it missed. The opposing quarter would have been equally disappointed had Biden been the target, but they wouldn’t be so reserved about expressing it as Trump haters are. Like their jokes over the hammer attack on Democrat Nancy Pelosi’s 82-year-old husband or the conspiracy to kidnap, “convict,” and hang Democrat Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Trumpers would have cheered.
Just as Trump-supporting Christians violate every teaching of Jesus in their support of a lying, adulterous thief, so too, Trump haters were willing to look the other way in their opposition to violence when it came to Crooker’s bullet. This glosses over the fact that one of those rifle rounds tragically killed fireman Corey Comperatore, who heroically shielded his family, and two others were hit. Politics by violence is a package deal with deadly collateral damage.
But as the Trump haters now know, be careful what you wish for.
After losing a 34-times criminally convicted felon at the top of the “Republican” ticket who sought to overthrow the Constitution and stole hundreds of Defense Department Top Secrets, who’d replace him? Some younger MAGA acolyte with fewer mental deformities, absent of aimless, self-ingratiating ramblings of incoherence, and more likely to win.
But if the “joyful” blue wave keeps rising, and with Trump in place, his bitter psyche will continue to decompose on nationally televised “press conferences.” He’ll plead his status as National Loser is fake news. He’ll command election-denying county auditors to refuse certification of the November vote in counties across the country. Once again, he’ll claim the election was rigged (yawn) like he said the Emmys were when his gameshow didn’t win one. As Tim Walz said, he’ll keep shrinking as something to laugh at. Then he’ll face his remaining 88 indictments, be convicted, and go to prison for the rest of his short life. (And I’ll again write about meaningful topics on this blog.) Or he’ll move his campaign fund contributions to Russian banks as Putin spirits Trump to Moscow. There, irrelevant and receiving none of the attention his inferiority disease begs for, Trump will stare into empty space, whispering to himself, “I won. I’m not a loser… I won. I’m not a loser…,” ending this particular disgrace in American history.
Things are looking up.
However, while cozy under the moonlit sky of a wilderness so wonderous, the decline of civilization seemed a dream from some other timeline; as the old saying goes, “Things, they were a-changin’.” Like magic, Biden vanished. Harris appeared. Challengers attached themselves to her like magnets. And dollars sprouted from trees as Harris picked five hundred million of them in just thirty days. The collective recoil from abject despair sprang this limping Republic into a kind of Olympic sprint. Euphoria burst forth with a promise of normal times and normal people no longer possessed by that lizard lump in our brains addicted to the petty bitching of a thin-skinned five-year-old in a fat man’s body. In less than a week, the Democrat hand-wringing went away. Suddenly, Trump is running from prison as fast as Boss Putin is running from Ukraine’s invasion of Russia. What a turnaround.
So, what about that assassination attempt? It seemed so right for reality TV. And so transformative that Trump supporters were moved to claim Mr. Permanent Petulance a “changed man.” No more Divider in Chief. Trump’s brush with death made him a champion of “unity.”
It lasted four days.
Since the political whiplash of one week in America feels like a year, has it been long enough we aren’t forced to be politically correct about this act of violence? Let’s try.
Would any reasonable person today say the assassination of Lincoln was right? Would any reasonable person today say the assassination attempt on Hitler in 1944 was wrong? There’s a difference.
For all the correct conversation surrounding Thomas Crooker’s assault rifle round that grazed Trump’s ear, no such correctness would lead a sane person to claim the assassination attempt on Hitler was wrong and Lincoln’s was right. Without sufficient separation in time to make historical assessments, no American alive today can make an unbiased judgment in Trump’s case. The fierce hatred each side has for the other makes all judgments emotional, not reasoned as those of Hitler and Lincoln can be.
There’s also the fact that Trump hasn’t yet had the full-up Hitler Administration he wants, so the association implied isn’t accurate. However, that’s not how a sizable fraction of America felt. Desperation resulting from a failed American legal system unable to corral Trump’s criminal syndicate made perhaps one-quarter of Americans not sorry for the attempt on Trump; they were sorry it missed. The opposing quarter would have been equally disappointed had Biden been the target, but they wouldn’t be so reserved about expressing it as Trump haters are. Like their jokes over the hammer attack on Democrat Nancy Pelosi’s 82-year-old husband or the conspiracy to kidnap, “convict,” and hang Democrat Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Trumpers would have cheered.
Just as Trump-supporting Christians violate every teaching of Jesus in their support of a lying, adulterous thief, so too, Trump haters were willing to look the other way in their opposition to violence when it came to Crooker’s bullet. This glosses over the fact that one of those rifle rounds tragically killed fireman Corey Comperatore, who heroically shielded his family, and two others were hit. Politics by violence is a package deal with deadly collateral damage.
But as the Trump haters now know, be careful what you wish for.
After losing a 34-times criminally convicted felon at the top of the “Republican” ticket who sought to overthrow the Constitution and stole hundreds of Defense Department Top Secrets, who’d replace him? Some younger MAGA acolyte with fewer mental deformities, absent of aimless, self-ingratiating ramblings of incoherence, and more likely to win.
But if the “joyful” blue wave keeps rising, and with Trump in place, his bitter psyche will continue to decompose on nationally televised “press conferences.” He’ll plead his status as National Loser is fake news. He’ll command election-denying county auditors to refuse certification of the November vote in counties across the country. Once again, he’ll claim the election was rigged (yawn) like he said the Emmys were when his gameshow didn’t win one. As Tim Walz said, he’ll keep shrinking as something to laugh at. Then he’ll face his remaining 88 indictments, be convicted, and go to prison for the rest of his short life. (And I’ll again write about meaningful topics on this blog.) Or he’ll move his campaign fund contributions to Russian banks as Putin spirits Trump to Moscow. There, irrelevant and receiving none of the attention his inferiority disease begs for, Trump will stare into empty space, whispering to himself, “I won. I’m not a loser… I won. I’m not a loser…,” ending this particular disgrace in American history.
Things are looking up.
June 28, 2024
June 28, 2024: After Biden’s humiliation, what America, Europe, and the world must do RIGHT NOW
In last night’s presidential debate, Joe Biden solidified fears of his senility for the Left, Reaganites, and old-school GOP Republicans, while satisfying hopes of the Alt-Right, Christian Nationalist apostates, and Grand Old Putin Party (GOPP) Republicans. Biden was barely audible regarding Trump’s 34 guilty convictions for hosing a porn star while his wife was pregnant, then covering it up to influence the 2016 election; his bank, tax, and insurance frauds; his conviction for rape. While Biden proved he is cognitively impaired, Trump proved he’s again unfit thanks to the unchecked lie factory in his mouth, his debt to Putin, and his endorsement of traitors he inspired to execute his attempted overthrow of the Constitution after six other illegal conspiracies failed. But lies no longer matter in America, much less the Constitution. What matters is appearance, swagger, bombast. Intellect (Biden didn’t show that either), character, morality, honesty, and vision are boring to Americans and utterly irrelevant in a president, Congress, Supreme Court justice, reality TV star, minister, priest, or any hero of our age.
Given that a majority of Americans don’t know the difference between a Constitutional Republic and an autocratic kleptocracy, the latter is just fine, so long as inflation is low. With Biden’s humiliation—a result of his own ego’s inability to see the exit and his Party’s inability to show him the door—an autocratic kleptocracy is what we’ll have on January 20, 2025, but this time in spades. Trump learned late in his administration how to fleece the government when, among many examples, he filled his hotels and resorts with troops bussed to fill them. Other nations will be fleeced in a variety of ways, like Trump’s designating Qatar a terrorist state—home to America’s largest military base—until they paid $1.4B in bribes for son-in-law Kushner’s bankrupt 666 Manhattan tower. Trump’s next fleece will rival his idol Putin’s. But that’s okay with Americans, so long as inflation is low.
But the new autocracy won’t simply mark the end of the Founder’s experiment in self-governance with commencement of a mafia state; it means much more for the rest of the world. Europe, Canada, Australia, and any of the remaining democracies in retreat must prepare. You’ll be called “bed wetters” and “hang wringers,” and when Trump said he was going to be a dictator, “Oh, he was only joking,” but do not wait until these matters are realized to compensate:
Ukraine, you will be betrayed by the U.S. While Reagan would have given you all, don’t think for a second Reaganism lives anywhere in the GOPP; they are Reagan haters. Trump will hand you over to Putin just as he said, “Russia can do whatever the hell it wants with Ukraine.”
Europe, you must finally get it through your heads that America is not your ally. America will violate NATO’s Article 5, even though you supported it and us in Afghanistan and our Iraq boondoggle, costing European lives. Trump will leave NATO to empower Putin as he empowered China by withdrawing from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and as he greenlighted Iran’s nukes by leaving the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA). Trust no treaties or agreements with America. Share no Classified, Secret, or Top-Secret documents with Trump as he’s already stolen hundreds, with a likely handful in Putin’s top drawer as demonstration of loyalty. Slide your economy toward a war footing or risk Putin’s Red Army—with the possible assistance from America’s Red States—rolling over your borders from Poland to the English Channel in ten to fifteen years. Trump’s Putin-loving America will become your enemy.
As the most debt-ridden executive in U.S. history ($8,400,000,000,000 in his first four years) Trump’s populist spend fest will race our economy skyward, heal it over the way Hugo Chavez did Venezuela, and auger it into the ground so hard it will make the Yucatan asteroid impact 66 million years ago seem like a fart. Europe, Canada, Australia, don’t be left in the wake of another U.S.-generated Great Recession or Depression. Expand ties with China’s Belt and Road Initiative (BRI), Global Development Initiative (GDI), and Global Security Initiative (GSI) for protection. Ease away from the dollar to the yuan, as the dollar will eventually be worthless. Leverage your economic trade with China against Putin to peal China away from Putin’s two-cent GDP. China is more interested in trade with you, exporting their unemployment to your countries and ours, than Putin shirtless on his pony. However, they do want his oil. So, Norway, Royal Dutch Shell, and BP, you must accelerate your pollution of the planet to supply China in order for them to retreat from Putin’s oil, all the while as China develops green tech the way they did with—and now own—solar, wind, EV batteries, cars, and the future of electric aircraft after Boeing goes bust. With China on your side, your biggest threats will be Russia, America, and man-made global warming in the form of killer heat waves, droughts, floods, and mass extinctions from all those extra fossil fuels. Just hope that extinction doesn’t include you. Fortunately, you don’t have the tornadoes and hurricanes our unUnited States do; we’ll be savaged by them as atmospheric and ocean heat energy skyrockets, but that’s not your problem. Science deniers like Trump and his Liar’s Party will still be claiming man-made global warming—like COVID-19—a hoax as we race inland from rising seas and dig underground for relief.
Canada, you’re in the worst position. End your asylum allowance, or we’ll run you over in the panic to escape America. Build a wall to keep us out and defend it. (Mexico should complete the one we made, as Trump can’t finish off anything except democracy and every business he ever touched.) That means greatly expanding your defense budget because you’ve got a lunatic nation on your border, and we’ve got nukes. You thought a nuclear Pakistan was scary? You just wait.
As for Americans, religious “Nones”—a record 30% as American Christianity collapses—will be forced into hiding, lawless gun violence will visit every street, militia Bubbas who want to play army will play in your neighborhood, like Nazi Germany, any slight of the dictator will land you in Stephen Miller’s Auschwitz alongside journalists, Democrats, and intellectuals as the government hunts down climate scientists the way Trump did when he first entered office. Join an evangelical church in the revival and stand a lot while you’re there. Wave your hands, sway, speak in tongues, and praise Donald J. Christ. Young people, reject the 60s sexual revolution and STOP fucking. While your church wants girls to become baby mills (“God, Guns, Bibles, and Babies!”), the last thing you’ll need in the midst of civilization’s collapse is a screaming, puking, shitting infant, and the last thing the planet needs is more humans. Forget abortion as the 1960s-style birth control it is because getting one will land you in prison. Get your minds right. Keep your heads down. Walk in lockstep to the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 dogma, and don’t draw attention to yourself (like this blog).
Most of all, the human race must accommodate the idea that the 1945 post-WWII order created by the U.S. which allowed the longest period of prosperity and relative peace the world has ever known is over. Get on the right side of great power politics as slaughterhouse wars become the norm again. As it turns out, we primates never really could get away from our own nature. Evolution did not create a higher life form, only one with a greater capacity to screw things up.
It’s the Chinese Century now. Learn Chinese.
Given that a majority of Americans don’t know the difference between a Constitutional Republic and an autocratic kleptocracy, the latter is just fine, so long as inflation is low. With Biden’s humiliation—a result of his own ego’s inability to see the exit and his Party’s inability to show him the door—an autocratic kleptocracy is what we’ll have on January 20, 2025, but this time in spades. Trump learned late in his administration how to fleece the government when, among many examples, he filled his hotels and resorts with troops bussed to fill them. Other nations will be fleeced in a variety of ways, like Trump’s designating Qatar a terrorist state—home to America’s largest military base—until they paid $1.4B in bribes for son-in-law Kushner’s bankrupt 666 Manhattan tower. Trump’s next fleece will rival his idol Putin’s. But that’s okay with Americans, so long as inflation is low.
But the new autocracy won’t simply mark the end of the Founder’s experiment in self-governance with commencement of a mafia state; it means much more for the rest of the world. Europe, Canada, Australia, and any of the remaining democracies in retreat must prepare. You’ll be called “bed wetters” and “hang wringers,” and when Trump said he was going to be a dictator, “Oh, he was only joking,” but do not wait until these matters are realized to compensate:
Ukraine, you will be betrayed by the U.S. While Reagan would have given you all, don’t think for a second Reaganism lives anywhere in the GOPP; they are Reagan haters. Trump will hand you over to Putin just as he said, “Russia can do whatever the hell it wants with Ukraine.”
Europe, you must finally get it through your heads that America is not your ally. America will violate NATO’s Article 5, even though you supported it and us in Afghanistan and our Iraq boondoggle, costing European lives. Trump will leave NATO to empower Putin as he empowered China by withdrawing from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and as he greenlighted Iran’s nukes by leaving the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA). Trust no treaties or agreements with America. Share no Classified, Secret, or Top-Secret documents with Trump as he’s already stolen hundreds, with a likely handful in Putin’s top drawer as demonstration of loyalty. Slide your economy toward a war footing or risk Putin’s Red Army—with the possible assistance from America’s Red States—rolling over your borders from Poland to the English Channel in ten to fifteen years. Trump’s Putin-loving America will become your enemy.
As the most debt-ridden executive in U.S. history ($8,400,000,000,000 in his first four years) Trump’s populist spend fest will race our economy skyward, heal it over the way Hugo Chavez did Venezuela, and auger it into the ground so hard it will make the Yucatan asteroid impact 66 million years ago seem like a fart. Europe, Canada, Australia, don’t be left in the wake of another U.S.-generated Great Recession or Depression. Expand ties with China’s Belt and Road Initiative (BRI), Global Development Initiative (GDI), and Global Security Initiative (GSI) for protection. Ease away from the dollar to the yuan, as the dollar will eventually be worthless. Leverage your economic trade with China against Putin to peal China away from Putin’s two-cent GDP. China is more interested in trade with you, exporting their unemployment to your countries and ours, than Putin shirtless on his pony. However, they do want his oil. So, Norway, Royal Dutch Shell, and BP, you must accelerate your pollution of the planet to supply China in order for them to retreat from Putin’s oil, all the while as China develops green tech the way they did with—and now own—solar, wind, EV batteries, cars, and the future of electric aircraft after Boeing goes bust. With China on your side, your biggest threats will be Russia, America, and man-made global warming in the form of killer heat waves, droughts, floods, and mass extinctions from all those extra fossil fuels. Just hope that extinction doesn’t include you. Fortunately, you don’t have the tornadoes and hurricanes our unUnited States do; we’ll be savaged by them as atmospheric and ocean heat energy skyrockets, but that’s not your problem. Science deniers like Trump and his Liar’s Party will still be claiming man-made global warming—like COVID-19—a hoax as we race inland from rising seas and dig underground for relief.
Canada, you’re in the worst position. End your asylum allowance, or we’ll run you over in the panic to escape America. Build a wall to keep us out and defend it. (Mexico should complete the one we made, as Trump can’t finish off anything except democracy and every business he ever touched.) That means greatly expanding your defense budget because you’ve got a lunatic nation on your border, and we’ve got nukes. You thought a nuclear Pakistan was scary? You just wait.
As for Americans, religious “Nones”—a record 30% as American Christianity collapses—will be forced into hiding, lawless gun violence will visit every street, militia Bubbas who want to play army will play in your neighborhood, like Nazi Germany, any slight of the dictator will land you in Stephen Miller’s Auschwitz alongside journalists, Democrats, and intellectuals as the government hunts down climate scientists the way Trump did when he first entered office. Join an evangelical church in the revival and stand a lot while you’re there. Wave your hands, sway, speak in tongues, and praise Donald J. Christ. Young people, reject the 60s sexual revolution and STOP fucking. While your church wants girls to become baby mills (“God, Guns, Bibles, and Babies!”), the last thing you’ll need in the midst of civilization’s collapse is a screaming, puking, shitting infant, and the last thing the planet needs is more humans. Forget abortion as the 1960s-style birth control it is because getting one will land you in prison. Get your minds right. Keep your heads down. Walk in lockstep to the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 dogma, and don’t draw attention to yourself (like this blog).
Most of all, the human race must accommodate the idea that the 1945 post-WWII order created by the U.S. which allowed the longest period of prosperity and relative peace the world has ever known is over. Get on the right side of great power politics as slaughterhouse wars become the norm again. As it turns out, we primates never really could get away from our own nature. Evolution did not create a higher life form, only one with a greater capacity to screw things up.
It’s the Chinese Century now. Learn Chinese.
June 17, 2024
June 17, 2024: Why House Speaker Mike Johnson must end justice to save his Savior
As displayed by Trump's lifelong criminal enterprise and cons, from his international money laundering to his fraudulent university to his tax, bank, and insurance frauds, Trump has always been a criminal anarchist opposed to law and order. Though only as that law and order applies to him. But for rewards of the same exception to his operatives, Trump still needs others to conform to legal norms in order to prey upon them. To insulate Trump from the visceral condemnation of moral judgment against a double standard, his followers must undermine the legal system that judges Trump in violation of its norms. This is why America's once "very Christian" House Speaker Mike Johnson rejects Apostle Paul's admonition of Ephesian 4:25 and instead lies, claiming Trump's 34 guilty convictions are the result of a "weaponized" legal system that Biden rigged against Trump. All while the same system just convicted President Biden's son. The system of justice must be delegitimized in order to legitimize Trump's lawlessness and to legitimize the immorality associated with lawlessness to protect Trump at the expense of civilization. So it was for Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and their followers, so it is for Trump and his. A bit of psychological jujitsu emergent from apostates, amplified by our own FOX RT, asocial media, and talk radio: believe what you're told (over and over and over again), not your own eyes. It worked for Trump's 20th-century idols. It works for him.
May 31, 2024
May 31, 2024: Donald J. Christ Convicted Guilty of Crimes 34 times. Bootlickers in Chaos. FOX RT Shits a Brick as Putin Runs for Dacha.
Despite death threats from Trump’s “Christians,” despite Trump’s Red Tie Brigade circumventing gag orders to intimidate witnesses and jury, despite asocial media support of Trump by the entire nation of Russia, somehow, Comatose Joe Biden’s Deep State proved its control of New York state in convicting Don on all 34 counts. Except Biden’s not in control of NY state courts or the 12 citizen jurors. Juror #2 gets his news from Truth Social.
Trump said his guilt is “rigged!” And Trump said the Emmies were rigged because his gameshow didn’t win one. Trump said, “it’s a disgrace,” the way his father excoriated him as a disgrace when Donald didn’t measure up to brother Freddie, the alcoholic. “I’m fighting for our Constitution,” Trump said. But in 2022 and ‘23, he said the Constitution should be abandoned.
After a lifetime of mafia crime, how was sTupid finally held accountable? We thought America was well on its way to a fascist, autocratic kleptocracy—a “tyranny from sea to shining sea.” We thought we were a nation of liars. Now we find there are twelve people left who dare tell the truth? What is wrong with these people? If Trump doesn’t win the election, Vlad loses Ukraine.
The “Law and Order” party now supports an outlaw.
Meanwhile, on FOX: Hew Hewitt: “A travesty!” Trump attorney Will Scharf: “This is one of the darkest days in the American Republic!” Newt Gingrich: “The most corrupt system going after Trump. We’ve never seen anything like this!” Laura Ingraham: “We’ve reached the subbasement of US history... The judge ran his courtroom like any Kremlin crony would run one in Moscow... Soviet-style justice.” What? From the Grand Old Putin Party’s FOX RT, where Tucker Carlson said, “Why wouldn’t I be for Russia, which I am.” Tulsi Gabbard: “The Democrat elite are undermining the rule of law… we must rise up!” Jesse Watters: “Trump’s not safe in NYC! They’re willing to destroy the rule of law to take power.”
FOX’s $787 million fine for lying about a stolen election that wasn’t stolen didn’t change much. In fact, things are worse. Gabbard and Watters phoned in their angertainment performance, struggling to call up that authentic rage that good actors impersonate credibly.
To Joe and Jill Sixpack: get out there! Join the tsunami of crook-lovers in the streets of New York City. All 53 of them. The Passion of Donald J. Christ has begun. The next station of the cross is in Florida for stealing hundreds of Top Secrets for Vlad. Say your prayers. Grab your box of Bibles and ammo. Paul in Ephesians said, “We no longer lie to one another. We only tell the truth.” But don’t start now! We Reaganites are counting on you to implode the GOPP.
Trump said his guilt is “rigged!” And Trump said the Emmies were rigged because his gameshow didn’t win one. Trump said, “it’s a disgrace,” the way his father excoriated him as a disgrace when Donald didn’t measure up to brother Freddie, the alcoholic. “I’m fighting for our Constitution,” Trump said. But in 2022 and ‘23, he said the Constitution should be abandoned.
After a lifetime of mafia crime, how was sTupid finally held accountable? We thought America was well on its way to a fascist, autocratic kleptocracy—a “tyranny from sea to shining sea.” We thought we were a nation of liars. Now we find there are twelve people left who dare tell the truth? What is wrong with these people? If Trump doesn’t win the election, Vlad loses Ukraine.
The “Law and Order” party now supports an outlaw.
Meanwhile, on FOX: Hew Hewitt: “A travesty!” Trump attorney Will Scharf: “This is one of the darkest days in the American Republic!” Newt Gingrich: “The most corrupt system going after Trump. We’ve never seen anything like this!” Laura Ingraham: “We’ve reached the subbasement of US history... The judge ran his courtroom like any Kremlin crony would run one in Moscow... Soviet-style justice.” What? From the Grand Old Putin Party’s FOX RT, where Tucker Carlson said, “Why wouldn’t I be for Russia, which I am.” Tulsi Gabbard: “The Democrat elite are undermining the rule of law… we must rise up!” Jesse Watters: “Trump’s not safe in NYC! They’re willing to destroy the rule of law to take power.”
FOX’s $787 million fine for lying about a stolen election that wasn’t stolen didn’t change much. In fact, things are worse. Gabbard and Watters phoned in their angertainment performance, struggling to call up that authentic rage that good actors impersonate credibly.
To Joe and Jill Sixpack: get out there! Join the tsunami of crook-lovers in the streets of New York City. All 53 of them. The Passion of Donald J. Christ has begun. The next station of the cross is in Florida for stealing hundreds of Top Secrets for Vlad. Say your prayers. Grab your box of Bibles and ammo. Paul in Ephesians said, “We no longer lie to one another. We only tell the truth.” But don’t start now! We Reaganites are counting on you to implode the GOPP.
February 23, 2024
February 23, 2024: Why the US Government Must Regulate Lies, Liscence Liars, and Protect America’s Lie Consumers from Molesters
Just two years ago, pundits asked
“Has America become a nation of liars?”
Since then, America has blazed from unranked to third place among industrialized liars in the world. Economists estimate that U.S. lies are worth $1.3 trillion annually. This puts liars and their lies in 5th place behind Great Recession bankers ($1.36T), Hospitals ($1.34T), toiletries ($1.33T), and insurance ($1.32T). Notice there’s no manufacturing here because we gave that to the Chinese Communist Party at a whopping $6T annual loss. But lies are so much easier to fabricate than solar panels (90% from China), EV batteries (80% from China), and windmills (70% from China). All lies need is a mouth and the guts to grift in public to millions of lie consumers. The market for lies is so bright one expert said, “There’s quite literally no end to the gullibility market. Lie factories are even talking about export markets now, ready to compete with Russia and China.”
Lies are a critical component of our GDP and a flag-waving pillar of our family values. We need lies, we want lies, we gotta have lies for a strong U…S…A! It’s not only the American way; it’s the Christian Nationalist way. With God Almighty as our witness, a God who directed Moses in Exodus 4:21 to “Tell Pharoah to let my people go, but he won’t because I’m going to make him stubborn,” then killed all first-born toddlers of Egypt as punishment, this is the Liar we live up to. Forget chips and science factories. Lies and liars are our greatest asset and could be America First in less time than you think.
All over our great nation, liars are removing norms and innovating new asocial media to monetize lies. With just a touch more immorality, America could jump to second place behind Russian internet trolls who so far own our gullibility market—a massive bazaar waiting right here at home.
Just look at our gullibility leaders in Congress. This week, we found House GOPP star witness Alexander Smirnov—who said “Joe Biden got $5 million from Ukraine in a bribe”—is a Russian agent directed by Vladamir Putin. Says who? The Deep State FBI? Ohio Republican Rep. Jim Jordan said, “The most corroborated evidence we have is the FBI 1023 form from this highly credible human Smirnov!” Who to believe? The FBI or the FBI? They arrested Smirnov, let him go, then arrested him again, like impeaching Our Dear Leader twice, just because he tried to overthrow the Constitution after he tried to bribe Ukraine.
In a nation of liars, what’s the big deal? One man’s lies are another’s Kellyanne-Conway-alternative-facts. Facts are facts, right? Daniel Patrick Moynihan said, “Everybody has a right to their own facts.” So Putin’s directing the GOPP. That’s why it’s called The Grand Old Putin Party. Reagan was a big fan of Russia, and Trump’s so fond of the KGB he does volunteer work.
Honestly, what our Lib media hyperventilates about is astonishing. Lib lawyers are even claiming the Chairman of this Smirnov gig, Kentucky GOPP Rep. James Comer, and the very child-friendly Jim Jordan could go to prison as operatives for Russia.
WHAT?
Isn’t Biden directing the Libs? Does this mean Maryland Lib Rep. Jamie Raskin is going to jail for telling what people used to call “the truth”? Postmodern critical theorists have taught our kids for decades that “The truth is there is no truth, and that’s the truth.” They say Libs are trapped by their social constructs of truth the way Cons are trapped by their social construct of gender. Cons think there are two genders when there are countless genders and everybody’s gender fluid. Like the very queer Rudy Guiliani said, “Truth isn’t true!”
Clearly, lie consumers need protection from fondling molesters. There are perverts among us who coddle reason, morality, and science. You can’t eyeball a pervert just by looking at them. There’s no pervert flag on their house, no black star morality rating in their window, and no one would admit to being a scientist. Rush Limbaugh said, “Science and scientists are one of the four corners of evil and deceit!” We need forceful regulation against perverts who would upend this great nation of lies.
But liars need protection, too. One of America’s most imaginative liars, our own Tokyo Rose, Tucker Carlson, was the fall guy at FOX RT just because FOX paid $787 million for lying about the 2020 election that wasn’t stolen. While Hannity admitted under oath that he lies for a living and got to keep his job. Jesus said, “Seek the lie to coddle the people,” and that’s just what Hannity did before he went off air at Christmas 2022 “to find God,” he said. Why are our most patriotic Christians being persecuted willy-nilly? Because there’s no federal protection for liars and without a license, we can’t tell a real liar from a fake. So Tucker, Hannity and FOX lied about an election that spawned an insurrection to overthrow the Constitution and make the U.S. a client state of Putin. Isn’t that what we want? How else can we take the top spot among industrial liars if we don’t get in bed with the best of them? Liars need protection so we can attract our best young liars to fossil fuels and banking and Joseph Goebbels media, or we’ll keep getting inept ones like Georgia GOPP Rep. Barry Loudermilk who ran reconnaissance for Jan 6 jihadists and still couldn’t get ‘er done.
How can you, plain old Joe and Jill Sixpack, make a difference? VOTE! On November 5 of this year, vote for America, vote for lies, do your Christian duty and put the number one liar in North America in the Oval Office. Vote sTupid!
Lies are a critical component of our GDP and a flag-waving pillar of our family values. We need lies, we want lies, we gotta have lies for a strong U…S…A! It’s not only the American way; it’s the Christian Nationalist way. With God Almighty as our witness, a God who directed Moses in Exodus 4:21 to “Tell Pharoah to let my people go, but he won’t because I’m going to make him stubborn,” then killed all first-born toddlers of Egypt as punishment, this is the Liar we live up to. Forget chips and science factories. Lies and liars are our greatest asset and could be America First in less time than you think.
All over our great nation, liars are removing norms and innovating new asocial media to monetize lies. With just a touch more immorality, America could jump to second place behind Russian internet trolls who so far own our gullibility market—a massive bazaar waiting right here at home.
Just look at our gullibility leaders in Congress. This week, we found House GOPP star witness Alexander Smirnov—who said “Joe Biden got $5 million from Ukraine in a bribe”—is a Russian agent directed by Vladamir Putin. Says who? The Deep State FBI? Ohio Republican Rep. Jim Jordan said, “The most corroborated evidence we have is the FBI 1023 form from this highly credible human Smirnov!” Who to believe? The FBI or the FBI? They arrested Smirnov, let him go, then arrested him again, like impeaching Our Dear Leader twice, just because he tried to overthrow the Constitution after he tried to bribe Ukraine.
In a nation of liars, what’s the big deal? One man’s lies are another’s Kellyanne-Conway-alternative-facts. Facts are facts, right? Daniel Patrick Moynihan said, “Everybody has a right to their own facts.” So Putin’s directing the GOPP. That’s why it’s called The Grand Old Putin Party. Reagan was a big fan of Russia, and Trump’s so fond of the KGB he does volunteer work.
Honestly, what our Lib media hyperventilates about is astonishing. Lib lawyers are even claiming the Chairman of this Smirnov gig, Kentucky GOPP Rep. James Comer, and the very child-friendly Jim Jordan could go to prison as operatives for Russia.
WHAT?
Isn’t Biden directing the Libs? Does this mean Maryland Lib Rep. Jamie Raskin is going to jail for telling what people used to call “the truth”? Postmodern critical theorists have taught our kids for decades that “The truth is there is no truth, and that’s the truth.” They say Libs are trapped by their social constructs of truth the way Cons are trapped by their social construct of gender. Cons think there are two genders when there are countless genders and everybody’s gender fluid. Like the very queer Rudy Guiliani said, “Truth isn’t true!”
Clearly, lie consumers need protection from fondling molesters. There are perverts among us who coddle reason, morality, and science. You can’t eyeball a pervert just by looking at them. There’s no pervert flag on their house, no black star morality rating in their window, and no one would admit to being a scientist. Rush Limbaugh said, “Science and scientists are one of the four corners of evil and deceit!” We need forceful regulation against perverts who would upend this great nation of lies.
But liars need protection, too. One of America’s most imaginative liars, our own Tokyo Rose, Tucker Carlson, was the fall guy at FOX RT just because FOX paid $787 million for lying about the 2020 election that wasn’t stolen. While Hannity admitted under oath that he lies for a living and got to keep his job. Jesus said, “Seek the lie to coddle the people,” and that’s just what Hannity did before he went off air at Christmas 2022 “to find God,” he said. Why are our most patriotic Christians being persecuted willy-nilly? Because there’s no federal protection for liars and without a license, we can’t tell a real liar from a fake. So Tucker, Hannity and FOX lied about an election that spawned an insurrection to overthrow the Constitution and make the U.S. a client state of Putin. Isn’t that what we want? How else can we take the top spot among industrial liars if we don’t get in bed with the best of them? Liars need protection so we can attract our best young liars to fossil fuels and banking and Joseph Goebbels media, or we’ll keep getting inept ones like Georgia GOPP Rep. Barry Loudermilk who ran reconnaissance for Jan 6 jihadists and still couldn’t get ‘er done.
How can you, plain old Joe and Jill Sixpack, make a difference? VOTE! On November 5 of this year, vote for America, vote for lies, do your Christian duty and put the number one liar in North America in the Oval Office. Vote sTupid!
February 7, 2024
February 7, 2024: Trump’s Furious: DC Court Rules Biden Can’t Command Seal Team 6 to Assassinate Trump. Supreme Court Could Overrule
Trump and his lawyers have been rightly arguing in a DC Court that every President of the United States has absolute immunity to do whatever he wants. As Trump’s lawyer said, if a president commands Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political opponent, that is protected under presidential immunity.
How can a president do their job if, like Nero, they don’t have the power to do what’s best for the American people? In the Federalist, James Madison said that if a government is to have authority, that government must have the power to enforce it. There’s only one person who serves as Pharaoh at a time. Obviously, the Founders intended that one American be above the law. Otherwise, why not make every citizen president? That could never work. Primates need a hierarchy.
But there remain two hopes to correct this outrage. First: Trump’s rallying the troops on Truth Social. With a Coke in one hand and Big Mac in the other, The Donald poked out screeds at 3 AM to mobilize America’s patriotic jihadists. (An example of Trump’s tireless work ethic and love for our GREAT Country.) “A Nation-destroying ruling like this cannot be allowed to stand,” he wrote with no misspellings. Absolute immunity is “for the good of our Country”; otherwise, “A President will be afraid to act.” Why is such tell-it-like-it-is reasoning not obvious to everybody, especially three women judges up to their ears in college degrees?
Second: American patriots, Trump-supporting Christians, Joe Six Pack at the tavern, DO YOUR DUTY! Call and write your congressmen; dress up in your best pretend army gear, march your AK-47s through your state capitals, and STOP letting the elites piss on your boots! Demand the Supreme Court jettison deliberation, analysis, science, and of all the dumb things, shitcan that ridiculous U.S. Constitution. Trump commanded you to dump it, twice already. What more do you need?
Demand that Joe Biden exercise his presidential immunity and command Seal Team 6 to assassinate Trump. It’s a God-given right of all presidents and has been since God made Trump and wrote this commandment in Genesis on the morning of October 22, 4004 BC, when He created the universe. But fear not. God will protect Trump from Team 6, and with this precedent, Trump will fleece America and foreign nations for 2, 3, 20 more terms. Who knows what God intends for Our Dear Leader?
If ever there was proof that the FBI, CIA, PTA Deep State is conspiring with space aliens to exterminate only GOPP Grand Old Putin Party Christian Nationalists walking pious in the footsteps of their disciple Judas, this is it. Marjorie Taylor Green’s Jewish space laser hidden behind the moon is about to plug into 5G cell towers to spread Bill Gates’ new virus and trigger all those microchips injected into fools who got the COVID vax. Don’t stand for this. Before it’s too late, STOP THE STEAL!
How can a president do their job if, like Nero, they don’t have the power to do what’s best for the American people? In the Federalist, James Madison said that if a government is to have authority, that government must have the power to enforce it. There’s only one person who serves as Pharaoh at a time. Obviously, the Founders intended that one American be above the law. Otherwise, why not make every citizen president? That could never work. Primates need a hierarchy.
But there remain two hopes to correct this outrage. First: Trump’s rallying the troops on Truth Social. With a Coke in one hand and Big Mac in the other, The Donald poked out screeds at 3 AM to mobilize America’s patriotic jihadists. (An example of Trump’s tireless work ethic and love for our GREAT Country.) “A Nation-destroying ruling like this cannot be allowed to stand,” he wrote with no misspellings. Absolute immunity is “for the good of our Country”; otherwise, “A President will be afraid to act.” Why is such tell-it-like-it-is reasoning not obvious to everybody, especially three women judges up to their ears in college degrees?
Second: American patriots, Trump-supporting Christians, Joe Six Pack at the tavern, DO YOUR DUTY! Call and write your congressmen; dress up in your best pretend army gear, march your AK-47s through your state capitals, and STOP letting the elites piss on your boots! Demand the Supreme Court jettison deliberation, analysis, science, and of all the dumb things, shitcan that ridiculous U.S. Constitution. Trump commanded you to dump it, twice already. What more do you need?
Demand that Joe Biden exercise his presidential immunity and command Seal Team 6 to assassinate Trump. It’s a God-given right of all presidents and has been since God made Trump and wrote this commandment in Genesis on the morning of October 22, 4004 BC, when He created the universe. But fear not. God will protect Trump from Team 6, and with this precedent, Trump will fleece America and foreign nations for 2, 3, 20 more terms. Who knows what God intends for Our Dear Leader?
If ever there was proof that the FBI, CIA, PTA Deep State is conspiring with space aliens to exterminate only GOPP Grand Old Putin Party Christian Nationalists walking pious in the footsteps of their disciple Judas, this is it. Marjorie Taylor Green’s Jewish space laser hidden behind the moon is about to plug into 5G cell towers to spread Bill Gates’ new virus and trigger all those microchips injected into fools who got the COVID vax. Don’t stand for this. Before it’s too late, STOP THE STEAL!
October 7, 2023
October 7, 2023: An Already Headless House is Decapitated: No Wonder Al Qaeda Loves These Guys. Even Putin Gets an Early Gift!
Pausing from my Great North American Quest to explore its every pristine wilderness with pups and a backpack, I returned to civilization and switched on my TV to see what I missed. The news was packed with plot twists, sabotage, hilarious antics, and delicious backstabbing as I watched “Republicans” eat each other.
First, I discovered that spineless ass-kissers like Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy have trouble keeping their head on their shoulders without the support of vertebrae beneath it. Especially when having to stoop so low as to press his nose up the dirtier crevasse of one of the world’s dirtiest cracks. And I don’t mean Trump alone. McCarthy pressed hard against an alleged child sex trafficker and pulled back an old lesson stuck to his nose: there’s no honor among thieves. Apparently, that’s when he lost his head. This decapitation of the U.S. House is the kind of beheading that Al Qaeda cheers for. The way they did from Afghanistan when Trump’s jihadists stormed the Capitol on 1/6, just as Al Qaeda cheered their planes on 9/11, the fourth one intended for the Capitol.
Second, it looks like Putin gets an even more devout asset in the Speaker’s chair. A kind of Heinrich Himmler from Ohio, taking orders from Our Dear Leader in exile. Consequently, and by one of those strange circles in history, the New Right—with no relation to the Russian-defeating Reagan-right—gives Putin a gift early. The deal was, once sTupid was back in office, U.S. aid for Ukraine would stop and Ukraine would be given to Vladimir “in 24 hours,” Trump said. But knowing Trump’s bumbling incompetence— which the KGB groomed since the late 80s by pandering to Trump’s inferiority complex—Vlad was afraid Trump couldn’t keep himself out of prison and in as America’s first dictator. As it is, Himmler gets the Speaker’s spot, Trump whispers in his ear, problem solved!
They don’t call it the GOPP, Grand Old Putin Party, for nothing.
This gives Putin the break he and Russian Orthodox Christian Archpriest Ivan Garmisch have been praying for. Little different from Trump’s anti-Christ Christian Nationalists, Garmisch is so faithful he kisses Putin’s missiles before launch on maternity wards, elementary schools, and Ukrainian Orthodox Christian churches where elderly civilians were hiding. The GOPP sure doesn’t want to stop that.
As cover, Ohio’s Himmler tells us this whole stink over Ukraine is really about the budget. But in 2019, New Right Director Rush Limbaugh declared, “This concern for the deficit and budget has been bogus for as long as it’s been around.” Trump thought so too because he saddled the U.S. with debt faster than any executive in history: $8 trillion in just four years. (It took Obama twice as long to do that. Way to go, Don!) America spent $15 billion per month on a boondoggle in Iraq; we taxpayers gave AIG $182 billion in a single night and shoveled over $700 billion to Wall Streeters, who then gave themselves a $21 billion bonus the following year for driving the world into the Great Recession. So, what’s this budget talk? With a comparative pittance, Ukraine has crippled Russia’s military with zero American lives lost. Bargain priced.
After these top stories, I watched the National Loser, perpetually oval-mouthed. (Why is his mouth stuck like that? Maybe Vlad knows.) Full of teeth, he was snarling at cameras in one court after another after another after another. I saw him waddle to courts for bank fraud, insurance fraud, tax fraud, defamation, theft of top secrets, and treason. Boy, that guy gets around, and yet he still lost all his New York con games and mafia operations. This clown can’t stop bankrupting everything he touches—from the Trump Shuttle Airline to the New Jersey Generals, the entire USFL, Trump Taj Mahal Casino, Plaza Casino, Castle Casino, America… How can anyone lose money on a casino? People go to casinos to exchange massive amounts of money to play games they know they can’t win. Trump’s Taj lost over $4 billion. And that’s when sTupid was laundering hundreds of billions in stolen Russian money through it—after he lost every penny of the $400 million his father gave him. America’s Business Bumbler, who I hear looked so smart on his gameshow. Guess not, suckers.
Now I know why people watch reality TV. But it’s not a spectacle to binge on, the way the GOPP gives it on the angertainment of FOX RT and Goebbels radio with their performance politics, incapable of analysis, solutions, or those boring policies that actually fix real problems. After eight years in the House, the alleged sex trafficker—like so many in the Arson Conference—has submitted zero legislation because improvement in the lives of his constituents or the country is not his job. Instead, his job is bomb-thrower and fund raiser. And what a surprise. Hire pedophiles, child molesters, QAnon kooks, and traitors who try to overthrow the Constitution and it’s no surprise at all.
Time for me to get back to the wilderness.
Good luck out there. You’re gonna need it. Hopefully, I’m on the Canadian side when it all comes down.
I wonder if the Romans felt this way around 476 A.D.
First, I discovered that spineless ass-kissers like Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy have trouble keeping their head on their shoulders without the support of vertebrae beneath it. Especially when having to stoop so low as to press his nose up the dirtier crevasse of one of the world’s dirtiest cracks. And I don’t mean Trump alone. McCarthy pressed hard against an alleged child sex trafficker and pulled back an old lesson stuck to his nose: there’s no honor among thieves. Apparently, that’s when he lost his head. This decapitation of the U.S. House is the kind of beheading that Al Qaeda cheers for. The way they did from Afghanistan when Trump’s jihadists stormed the Capitol on 1/6, just as Al Qaeda cheered their planes on 9/11, the fourth one intended for the Capitol.
Second, it looks like Putin gets an even more devout asset in the Speaker’s chair. A kind of Heinrich Himmler from Ohio, taking orders from Our Dear Leader in exile. Consequently, and by one of those strange circles in history, the New Right—with no relation to the Russian-defeating Reagan-right—gives Putin a gift early. The deal was, once sTupid was back in office, U.S. aid for Ukraine would stop and Ukraine would be given to Vladimir “in 24 hours,” Trump said. But knowing Trump’s bumbling incompetence— which the KGB groomed since the late 80s by pandering to Trump’s inferiority complex—Vlad was afraid Trump couldn’t keep himself out of prison and in as America’s first dictator. As it is, Himmler gets the Speaker’s spot, Trump whispers in his ear, problem solved!
They don’t call it the GOPP, Grand Old Putin Party, for nothing.
This gives Putin the break he and Russian Orthodox Christian Archpriest Ivan Garmisch have been praying for. Little different from Trump’s anti-Christ Christian Nationalists, Garmisch is so faithful he kisses Putin’s missiles before launch on maternity wards, elementary schools, and Ukrainian Orthodox Christian churches where elderly civilians were hiding. The GOPP sure doesn’t want to stop that.
As cover, Ohio’s Himmler tells us this whole stink over Ukraine is really about the budget. But in 2019, New Right Director Rush Limbaugh declared, “This concern for the deficit and budget has been bogus for as long as it’s been around.” Trump thought so too because he saddled the U.S. with debt faster than any executive in history: $8 trillion in just four years. (It took Obama twice as long to do that. Way to go, Don!) America spent $15 billion per month on a boondoggle in Iraq; we taxpayers gave AIG $182 billion in a single night and shoveled over $700 billion to Wall Streeters, who then gave themselves a $21 billion bonus the following year for driving the world into the Great Recession. So, what’s this budget talk? With a comparative pittance, Ukraine has crippled Russia’s military with zero American lives lost. Bargain priced.
After these top stories, I watched the National Loser, perpetually oval-mouthed. (Why is his mouth stuck like that? Maybe Vlad knows.) Full of teeth, he was snarling at cameras in one court after another after another after another. I saw him waddle to courts for bank fraud, insurance fraud, tax fraud, defamation, theft of top secrets, and treason. Boy, that guy gets around, and yet he still lost all his New York con games and mafia operations. This clown can’t stop bankrupting everything he touches—from the Trump Shuttle Airline to the New Jersey Generals, the entire USFL, Trump Taj Mahal Casino, Plaza Casino, Castle Casino, America… How can anyone lose money on a casino? People go to casinos to exchange massive amounts of money to play games they know they can’t win. Trump’s Taj lost over $4 billion. And that’s when sTupid was laundering hundreds of billions in stolen Russian money through it—after he lost every penny of the $400 million his father gave him. America’s Business Bumbler, who I hear looked so smart on his gameshow. Guess not, suckers.
Now I know why people watch reality TV. But it’s not a spectacle to binge on, the way the GOPP gives it on the angertainment of FOX RT and Goebbels radio with their performance politics, incapable of analysis, solutions, or those boring policies that actually fix real problems. After eight years in the House, the alleged sex trafficker—like so many in the Arson Conference—has submitted zero legislation because improvement in the lives of his constituents or the country is not his job. Instead, his job is bomb-thrower and fund raiser. And what a surprise. Hire pedophiles, child molesters, QAnon kooks, and traitors who try to overthrow the Constitution and it’s no surprise at all.
Time for me to get back to the wilderness.
Good luck out there. You’re gonna need it. Hopefully, I’m on the Canadian side when it all comes down.
I wonder if the Romans felt this way around 476 A.D.
