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Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low (Kindle Edition)

My book Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low is now available in Kindle! Buy it, you swine!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08...

Reviewers Wanted!

Do you review horror fiction for Amazon, Goodreads, a magazine, and/or a blog? Would you like to read my latest Necro Publications book, Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low, a day early in exchange for your appraisal? If so, please message me with your email address and a link to your reviews. I have ebooks available in mobi, epub, and pdf formats.

Synopsis:

Norville Blott, Immunoblot Books’ owner/editor/sole employee, thrives as a small press humbug. Paying his authors little to no royalties, tricking them into signing away their film, hardcover, and audiobook rights (though Immunoblot Books produces no such things), and even stiffing them on the free author copies specified by their contracts, he keeps his morbidly obese wife and himself fed and housed. He is as content as he can be, he believes, until a certain manuscript reaches his inbox.

Toby Chalmers, the author of books such as The Muff Whisperer and The Indelible Adventures of Sergeant Thundershorts, has typed up a new “masterpiece”: Marty McManus, the Scourge of the Morgue. A coming of age tale examining a gourmand of corpse flatulence, the novel triggers Norville in ways that Norville never knew he could be triggered. Deciding that its author must die for that transgression, he embarks on an interstate drive to pay him a surprise visit.

Little does Norville know, however, that Toby Chalmers has a knack for attracting home invaders. The P’thorkians (alleged extraterrestrials desperate for a creative communion) have attained a pair of Chalmers' manuscripts, and now plan to abduct him.
A reality bending tribulation awaits. Somebody’s bound to perish. Too bad a certain author never thought to purchase an alarm system.

The Muff Whisperer

With the second misadventure of my beleaguered small press author impending (Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low, in case you’re wondering), I thought I’d take a moment to share a bit of the man’s magnum opus, The Muff Whisperer, which can be read, in its entirety, in Toby Chalmers Commits “Career” Suicide. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/u0upNEDsmAE

Free PDFs

Fuck it. The PDFs of my collections Sweet Chuckling Morbidity and The Fetus and Other Stories are now permanently free. Download them, if you like.

Sweet Chuckling Morbidity: http://www.mediafire.com/file/34gokyw...

The Fetus and Other Stories: http://www.mediafire.com/file/00dig5o...

Deathly Sorrow: Now on Amazon

Deathly Sorrow: A Collection of Dark Poetry, which includes reprints of my poems “When...” and “A Tale That Ate Its Own Title,” is now available in paperback and Kindle editions.

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08...

Kindle (free through March 27th): https://www.amazon.com/Deathly-Sorrow...

PDF (free always): http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ntqw3l...

Toby Chalmers Kindle Edition Pre-order

The Kindle edition of Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low is now available for pre-order, with a release date of April 17th.

Get yours at: https://www.amazon.com/Toby-Chalmers-...

Free Poetry

Looking for something to read during this fuckaroo? Here's a free PDF of Deathly Sorrow, a poetry collection that includes reprints of my poems "When..." and "A Tale That Ate Its Own Title."

http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ntqw3l...

"The Self-Aware Shaped"

Read my all-new poem, "The Self-Aware Shaped," in The Literary Hatchet # 25.

Electronic: https://lizzieandrewborden.com/Hatche...

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085RNP1CV/...

Free Kindle Books

For five days only (today through Friday), my Kindle collections Sweet Chuckling Morbidity and The Fetus and Other Stories can be obtained free of charge at Amazon.

Sweet Chuckling Morbidity: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...

The Fetus and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...

Toby Chalmers Preorder

The Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low trade paperbacks are now available for preorder. The hardcovers are sold out.

https://necropublications.com/collect...