Andrew Chapman's Blog, page 16
June 4, 2014
Actions Speak Louder than Adjectives
Show, don’t tell is the greatest and most singular lesson an author needs to learn. Anton Chekov said it best, …
The Proof Copies Have Arrived!
The Proof copies for The Accidental Scoundrel have arrived!! Here are some photo’s that document my initial thoughts of the …
June 3, 2014
Old Video Clip of Kurt Vonnegut Talking About Plot
The great Kurt Vonnegut displaying his usual wit and brilliant logic describing the shapes of stories with a graph.
May 26, 2014
Orgasmic Proof Reading
I seem to have forgotten how to blog. It all started so well. Each week, a new post. Do you …
March 2, 2014
The Hangover Sandwich and Forgotten Freebies
I am a useless and incompetent drunkard. Some things need not be stated so bluntly but this one appears to …
February 17, 2014
A Hard-Drive to the Scrap Heap
As some of you will know my dear Hard-Drive left this world recently. It was taken to a Computer Repair …
February 3, 2014
The Solemn Death of a Beloved Hard-drive
RIP old friend. You were working, and then you were not. The reason for your demise is a mystery. Is …
January 24, 2014
Banker and the Tramp
If you bought £1000 of shares from Northern Rock in 2007, one year later it would have been worth £4.95. …
Three Words, Do Not Share (the Bird…)
When I started writing, me and a friend, Danny, used to text each other three words and then we would …
