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urchicago:NEW REVIEW: Cuphead | Xbox One/PCby Pawl...

urchicago:

NEW REVIEW: Cuphead | Xbox One/PC

by Pawl Schwartz

Cuphead is the story of a 1930s style cartoon that is Mickey Mouse from the neck down, and a tea cup from the neck up. As Cuphead, you and your pal Mugman hit up the casinos one night and get caught up in a simple game of dice with Satan (you know, normal everyday stuff). You, of course, lose everything and end up in debt to Satan, which is a terrible place to be. In order to be released from this debt, you have to use your magical snappy fingers to shoot at and defeat different cartoon beings to collect their souls and return them to Satan. Don’t worry, they all sold their souls willingly and contractually; Satan is just making you do the hard work to collect them, which is quite far from easy. Read on, reader…

I learned today that I hold my pen weirdly, but not incorrectly,...

I learned today that I hold my pen weirdly, but not incorrectly, as I had been told a couple years ago by a trainer at my old job. This grip is called dynamic quadrupod and is totally acceptable #penmanship #calligraphy #dynamicquadrupod

when ur girl has a pussy that is in a constant state of quantum...

when ur girl has a pussy that is in a constant state of quantum flux. #pussy yes this has to do with that arg I’m obsessed with. #quantum #arg #chatbot #chatbots

#catharsis #nowspinning #hardcorepunk #hardcore #crinethinc...

#catharsis #nowspinning #hardcorepunk #hardcore #crinethinc #instavinyl #vinyl #vinylrecords

#arg I’ve been in a total rabbit hole sucked into this more than...

#arg I’ve been in a total rabbit hole sucked into this more than decade old #arg #puzzle. The whole puzzle IS a satanic #chatbot. Been working with a group to solve it and am totally engrossed. We’ve progressed past a point people have been stuck on for years now. I hope they don’t find this and learn my real identity tho, not that it really matters. Text is blurred cause I don’t know if it’s kosher to give out our progress freely. I’m just so stoked. #lucifer #hex #binary #baconian #cipher #base64 #chatbot #encoded #Satan

now THAT is an old and embarrassing sticker. On a new truck too....

now THAT is an old and embarrassing sticker. On a new truck too. Old topper? #Nixon #republicanssuck #headlessbodyofagnew #nixonsback !

Say what you will, I really like this album, especially #cyanide...

Say what you will, I really like this album, especially #cyanide . #Metallica #dontsue #vinyl #instavinyl #vinylrecords #nowspinning

On to the next #book : #mongrels by #stephengrahamjones ....

On to the next #book : #mongrels by #stephengrahamjones . #literature #books2017 #horrorbooks #horror #horrornovel

Sleepy #englishbulldog olivia takes a snore ey nap in a chair....

A post shared by Pawl Schwartz (@pawlrusmaximus) on Dec 2, 2017 at 9:55am PST

Sleepy #englishbulldog olivia takes a snore ey nap in a chair. #snore #sleep #doggo #bulldog

part 3 of my ongoing series, “english bulldogs in chairs”...

part 3 of my ongoing series, “english bulldogs in chairs” featuring the world famous Olivia the bulldog. #englishbulldog #chairs #couch #doggo