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April 25, 2014
Chilling debut novella, “SCAVENGERS”
When successful restaurant owners Jim and Leanne Taymor confess to a grisly series of small town murders, their good friend and neighbor learns the gruesome truth that led them to kill. In Knee High, Nebraska, someone–or something–has been stalking household pets in the dead of night… but would they rather be hunting us? “The old […]
April 14, 2014
Read an excerpt from BEWARE OF DOG
“You know, someone called me the other day about a dog program.” Second session. Dean had discovered the way to progress through these hours quicker was to speak; at the very least, it seemed to engage Dr. Baswell. The man sitting across from him was still nothing like the ersatz uncle from Dean’s childhood, the […]
April 12, 2014
E.T. James’s newest and sexiest book!
The latest in the #50Shades series, now with more anal (probing)! http://t.co/kC6VFnQpxD— Duncan Ralston (@userbits) December 31, 2013 Tagged: 50 shades, 50 shades movie, 50 shades of grey, alien, alien conspiracy, aliens, anastasia steele, book, callum keith rennie, charlie hunnam, christian grey, dakota johnson, e.l. james, erotica, jamie dornan, marcia gay harden, mom porn, mr. […]
April 10, 2014
PSYCH “Dial M for Mustache… Also Murder”
A few years ago, when I still wanted to write TV for a living, I wrote a spec script for USA’s Psych, a zany detective comedy about a guy who pretends to be a psychic so he can help the Santa Barbara P.D. solve crimes along with his best friend. The series had a great run with lots […]
Me against the ubertroll.
Greetings from the depths of the internet! If you’re Canadian, you may have heard about the political cartoon in a Nova Scotia newspaper that caused a lot of anger by including a swastika. If you’re not, maybe you recall those Danish cartoons that caused so much rage in 2005. This one’s along those lines. Not […]
April 9, 2014
“Community” creator visits my blog and craps all over me.
A single comment starts a feud, like the notches on a Hatfield hog. Welcome to Twitter, where anyone can be a troll if they try hard enough. Here’s “Community” creator Dan Harmon’s original tweet, a MT (Modified Tweet) from Steven de Sousa, who co-wrote “Die Hard.” I love “Die Hard.” One of my all-time favorites. Not a […]
Dan Harmon (“Community”) visits my blog and shits all over me.
A single comment starts a feud, like the notches on a Hatfield hog. Welcome to Twitter, where anyone can be an asshole if they try hard enough. Here’s Dan Harmon’s original tweet, definitely harmless. He just wanted to display his affection for “Die Hard” and “Game of Thrones” and Steven de Sousa, who co-wrote “Die […]
March 25, 2014
SCAVENGERS novella still available FREE!
Scavengers has been getting some good reviews over at Barnes & Noble. Here are a few of them: “Dark and grisly…” “Good and creepy…” “…I definitely recommend this ebook for true horror fans.” Synopsis: In the aftermath of a bizarre series of small town murders, a man learns the gruesome truth that led his seemingly perfect […]
January 14, 2014
“Cuttings” – a story in pieces
The following was copied verbatim from the web cache of the blog, Cuttings. (deaniesflowers.wordpress.com) This is the first post, dated September 8, 2012. The final post, if it is to be believed, contained some of the most bizarre, horrifying things I’ve read on the whole of the internet. Permission was requested to repost the entries themselves. […]
December 23, 2013
Read an Excerpt from Artifact (#37)
Bastard and his brother took a look at the footage a few hours later, splitting a celebratory bottle of scotch Ian Howard had bought for the occasion. It was their 200th video. With only four or five repeat Filthy girls and a handful of preexisting starlets worked-over in their van, Filthy Lessons had introduced just […]
