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Podcast That Dares 56: Town Where No One Got Off

Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either.

A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him?

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 Logo by Gino "The Bloke Where No One Got Off" Moretto.

Book 'em, Dano

Alright, alright, alright, I've finally got physical, paper copies of my novel "Balms & Sears" for sale, to those among you who, I dunno, enjoy reading or something.  This is that book about the boy who is able to heal and the grandfather that thinks it's a bad idea.

Thanks as always to the madness of Big Anklevich for formatting them for me.  Once he's gone, I'll likely never publish again.

Scoop up the PAPERBACK HERE or the HARDCOVER HERE . . . then do with them what you like.

"It was a pleasure to burn."Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury

What's Today, My Fine Fellow?

Probably the horror film that made the biggest impact on teenaged me was DAWN OF THE DEAD.  The concept fascinated me, not just of the dead coming back to life, but the end of civilization with all the trappings of civilization still being there.  Some of the first stories I wrote as a teen were of me and my friends hunkered down at our school or in a shuttered spook alley (sorry) or the barn near Steven's house, while the zombies took over the world outside.

I have written a couple since then, such as one set when I worked in a call center, one set in a Toys R Us, and this one, "Christmas Day of the Dead," set in a sporting goods store.*  It's another of those tales where the POV character is a girl, which pretty much guarantees I'll never narrate it for my podcast, but I did sit down and record it for inclusion in my first Christmas story collection.
If you're inexplicably interested, check it out HERE.
*It's the one with the name that best describes the drivers of Cybertrucks, though I never spell it out in the story.

Rish Outcast 300: Episode 300 Show

A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode: 

Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's "The Saddest Toilet In The World."

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Logo by Gino "Episode Zero" Moretto.

Reply Hazy, Try Again

Back in 1999, I wrote the script to a short film called "Reply Hazy," about a college student with a Magic 8 Ball that was always correct, no matter what you asked it.  The proposed film was never made (big surprise), but a decade later, I dusted it off and rewrote it into a short story, presumably for use on the then-new Dunesteef podcast.  We never ran it, though.

Cut to 2025, and I've finally put it out, even though it seems super dated now (both in time period and sophistication).  Should it have stayed buried?  Ask again later.

Check out the short story HERE.

Rish Outcast 299: In Security Volume 1

Rish presents three vignettes from his time working security at the public library. Hopefully, the first of many.

Part 1 - New job, bad smell, toddler on stairs
Part 2 - Roger and the attic
Part 3 - People saying Thank You, cleaning vomit and Joe, lady in wheelchair lady adventure

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Logo by Gino "The Answer Man" Moretto.

Big and Rish on the Anklecast: Italian Style

Last month, Big spent a few days in Italy, and sacrificed a couple of hours' sleep telling Rish about it in between  presenting chunks (the technical term) of his novella "The Elephant In The Room."  What resulted was the world's longest podcast episode (of the Anklecast, anyway), as they chatted about the wonders of Venice, and the least-enjoyable way to visit Europe.

Oh, and the elephant in the room?  That one of them has never read the story being presented on the show.  You can--and will--check it out HERE.

I Talk To Big About His Brief Eurotrip

Over on the Anklecast, Big has been presenting chunks (the technical term) of his novella "The Elephant In The Room."  But he also got a chance to go to Europe, at least for a couple of days.  So he had me on his show and we talked about it, after the chunk of his story, that is. 

You can--and will--check it out HERE.

Podcast That Dares 55: Honeysuckle Cottage

Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage."

Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing.

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Logo by Gino "Coneysuckle Hottage" Moretto.

My Voice on "Vega" By Jonathan Wilson

Not too long ago, a friend of the Dunesteef, Jonathan Wilson, contacted me, asking if I had any lines in stories for him to voice, since he missed those old days where we would have folks send us lines for characters in full-cast stories.  I don't tend to use any other voices in my stories (though I'm occasionally tempted with female characters), but I told him Big might have a slot or two for him on his show.

Not to be deterred, Jonathan has made his own show, written his own stories, and has been releasing them over on YouTube.  And now the worm has turned, as I'm voicing a couple of characters in Jonathan's story "Vega."  It's about a military listening post that gets a message from outer space, originating in the Vega star system.

I just watched it and . . . holy Aerosmith video-era Alicia Silverstone, he seems to have made some kind of animated motion comic, using uncanny valley A.I. character images that move their mouths when there's dialogue.  It's not like anything I've seen . . . and to my horror, I realized that Specialist Donaldson kind of looks like me, facial hair and everything! 

The future is here, kids. 

Check it out AT THIS LINK, if you dare.