Penelope Hasler's Blog, page 7
August 25, 2013
Sweetness itself
Regular readers will know that this blog is as much a Maria Sharapova fan site as it is a spanking fiction one – she does inspire me rather, divine goddess that she is – so it’s over to the sports desk for the latest news on everyone’s favourite sexy tennis player.
The bad news first: Maria has had to withdraw from the imminent US Open tournament (a biggie) with an injured shoulder. Poor Maria. (And poor us, not getting to see her in action). She plans to take the next few weeks off in order t...
The bad news first: Maria has had to withdraw from the imminent US Open tournament (a biggie) with an injured shoulder. Poor Maria. (And poor us, not getting to see her in action). She plans to take the next few weeks off in order t...
August 22, 2013
My dog ate it?
Rarrgh!! That’s the noise a stressed Penny makes. Life, work and everything have been conspiring to keep me mega-busy and mega-worn-out this week, so apologies for the quietness. Believe me, I would much rather be having fun here!
Hopefully things will settle down again soon and allow me to attend to naughty online stuff. For right now, though, I figure it might amuse if I explain my absence through the medium of the lame excuse (as practiced by schoolgirls everywhere). A little stream of cons...
Hopefully things will settle down again soon and allow me to attend to naughty online stuff. For right now, though, I figure it might amuse if I explain my absence through the medium of the lame excuse (as practiced by schoolgirls everywhere). A little stream of cons...
August 16, 2013
Penny Does a Runner: Part IX
Penny had only been a member of the circus for a short time but already her former life as a schoolgirl was a fast-fading memory. She was doing very brisk business on her first night as an usherette, and she glowed in anticipation of the praise she would get from Mr Carter when the evening’s show was over.
But as she turned with a smile from her latest customer and looked out over the audience she was given a sudden and unwelcome reminder of her status as a fugitive: sitting not ten feet away,...
But as she turned with a smile from her latest customer and looked out over the audience she was given a sudden and unwelcome reminder of her status as a fugitive: sitting not ten feet away,...
August 12, 2013
All dressed up and cherry red
Yippee! Your humble hostess has been asked to guest on the very hot and very naughty Cherry Red Report blog and give a rundown of my five favourite roleplay costumes. Do pop over and peruse my musings (and feel free to leave a comment!)
Of course I would also love to hear your thoughts on such matters here. Do you have a particular favourite outfit and/or roleplay scenario? Is there anything that doesn’t turn you on? If you could dress a playmate in a specific thing for an evening of fun, what...
Of course I would also love to hear your thoughts on such matters here. Do you have a particular favourite outfit and/or roleplay scenario? Is there anything that doesn’t turn you on? If you could dress a playmate in a specific thing for an evening of fun, what...
August 9, 2013
Swifter than the moon's sphere
Hey kids! As Kierkegaard might say. I’ve got a post or two on my to-do list but have been frightfully short on time this week so it’s Penny Blogging Plan B: ‘if in doubt, write a limerick!’ :)
I hope it amuses.
Bedtime for a Kinky Girl
She’s tucked up all safe as can be
As snug as the snuggest sweet pea.
She drifts off and dreams
Of spankings and screams
And sucks her thumb, grinning with glee.
I hope it amuses.
Bedtime for a Kinky Girl
She’s tucked up all safe as can be
As snug as the snuggest sweet pea.
She drifts off and dreams
Of spankings and screams
And sucks her thumb, grinning with glee.
August 5, 2013
Report card? Oh, erm, I must have lost it.
It’s the end of the school year! Whee! That means long, lazy summer days... trips to the beach... and, joy of joys, no more lessons!
And, of course, it also means a report card to take home. (Ohh! Why didn’t you pay more attention in English class? That ‘F’ is going to spell a sore bottom when Daddy sees it).
I mention this because I just so happen to have created a make-believe report (we do rather go for the school roleplay thing in our house) and would be more than happy to put my Miss Hasle...
And, of course, it also means a report card to take home. (Ohh! Why didn’t you pay more attention in English class? That ‘F’ is going to spell a sore bottom when Daddy sees it).
I mention this because I just so happen to have created a make-believe report (we do rather go for the school roleplay thing in our house) and would be more than happy to put my Miss Hasle...
August 2, 2013
What the stuffed toy cat saw
Haven’t done this for a while... (blame the cosmic winds between Earth and Planet Penny). It’s Saturday Spankings! HONK!
The following excerpt is from my upcoming F/F spanking romance, and features one F taking another F over her knee for a you-know-what. I will confess that some elements are based on my own experience.
The following excerpt is from my upcoming F/F spanking romance, and features one F taking another F over her knee for a you-know-what. I will confess that some elements are based on my own experience.
Charlotte sat on my bed, patted her thigh and purred a “Come along, over my knee,” as if the matter was no longer under discussion. Which, of course, it wasn’t. I frowned, stall...
August 1, 2013
Happy birthday, Mister BH
Hello! (Or ahoy-hoy, if you prefer).
Another birthday post: it was my Better Half’s birthday this week so we had a mini-holiday couple of days off (and away from the computer for me, hence no blogging). And, just between you and me, we had sex... more than once. :-o
Poor BH does indulge me so. I’ve been feeling very horny and very submissive of late, and this has translated into me playing the part of a shameless, slutty plaything (I know, a difficult role for one as sweet and innocent as I to...
Another birthday post: it was my Better Half’s birthday this week so we had a mini-holiday couple of days off (and away from the computer for me, hence no blogging). And, just between you and me, we had sex... more than once. :-o
Poor BH does indulge me so. I’ve been feeling very horny and very submissive of late, and this has translated into me playing the part of a shameless, slutty plaything (I know, a difficult role for one as sweet and innocent as I to...
July 27, 2013
Casey and Katie and the birthday spankings
As a kinky blogger and (sometime) erotic scribbler I am lucky enough to count many creative, charming, and downright lovely people as friends. Two of these radiant flowers – hello, Casey McKay and Katie Meer! – are celebrating birthdays this weekend and, being naughty, spanky girls, they have naturally invited their chums to write spanking fantasies about them.
My piece is below and stars the pair in schoolgirl mode, waiting outside the beautiful and forgiving Miss Hasler’s office, having been...
My piece is below and stars the pair in schoolgirl mode, waiting outside the beautiful and forgiving Miss Hasler’s office, having been...
July 25, 2013
Free spankings!
Just a note to say that the modern masterpiece that is Spank! 2 is available for free today and for the next two days (July 25-27), so if you have a Kindle and fancy some spank-heavy Hasler (and Sharpe) nonsense, go ahead and grab it!
Amazon US
UK
Germany
France
Spain
Italy
Japan
India
Brazil
Canada
Mars
Oh, and the girl on the cover is a professional model and not me, in case you were wondering. I’d never wear gloves like those.
P.S. If you’d like to leave a review, that would make me a very happy Penny....
Amazon US
UK
Germany
France
Spain
Italy
Japan
India
Brazil
Canada
Mars
Oh, and the girl on the cover is a professional model and not me, in case you were wondering. I’d never wear gloves like those.
P.S. If you’d like to leave a review, that would make me a very happy Penny....
