Manuela Cardiga's Blog, page 83

LITTLE RED AND BIG BAD WOLF HANGING OUT IN THE HOOD

Oh the Little Red Fox
Sauntered in
To the wolf's den
With a shy grin:
"Dear Wolf,
Sweet Wolf,
Silver dream
Of the fool moon
(I mean full moon),
Oh starlight on snow
Winter's delight
I do pray,
Don't send me away
Let me stay..."

And the Big Bad Wolf,
With his big teeth
And his golden eyes
Proved himself
Less than wise.

He looked over and
There the she sat
With her wide eyes
And her white face.
She flicked her painted lids
And tidily wrapped around
Her prettily stockinged feet
The fiery banner
Of her scarlet tail.
She ran her pink tongue
Out at him
In her most
Engaging grin,
Her voice was silky
And molasses sweet:
"Dearest Wolf,
Sweetest Wolf
It's cold and dim
I've nowhere to go
And nowhere to dream
Won't you let me in?"

For one vague moment
The Wolf considered
It might be a scheme,
For he had seen
Her teeth were sharp
And needle thin...

But she was
So soft and tiny
And her nose
So pointy and shiny
And he rather fancied
A bit of chatter.
Besides, he was so big,
What she might do
To threaten him
Could hardly matter.

So he noddded at her
(the fool) said he:
"Come on in,
But think not
To confuse me
I'm the Big Bad Wolf
And you, Little Fox,
May stay
But only as long
As you amuse me."

So Little Red
Stepped lightly in
And said to her self
With a sly foxy-grin
She did nothing to hide:
"Sweet Wolf, dearest,
Most delicious Wolf
Guard well your heart
For as Momma-fox always said
Big Bad Wolves are softer
On the inside..."


Manuela Cardiga

FROM HERE TO ETERNITY

You know that scene?
With the surf
And the guy
And the salt kiss,
And the cry
Of impassioned seagulls
Flying by?
You know when they roll
And are tossed by inner
And outer waves,
Alternatively fire and ice;
Their heat unquenched
Though drenched:
Wet and licked
By the avid tongues
Of successive waves?
Know what crosses my mind?
When they got home after that,
Betcha she cursed that sand...
(it has the uncanny ability
to infiltrate every crack...)

Manuela Cardiga

JUGGERNAUTS AND NIPPLE-CAPS

Juggernauts like junkies
Are quite blind
To any fever but their own
And can neither comprehend
Nor apprehend consequences
Or what delicate nascent
Beauty they may crush
In their frantic heaving rush
To the satisfactory completion
Of their task.

By Juggernauts I mean
Rolling unstoppable
Massive intent,
In the form of Human
Or Institutional Revenant;
And not as you all may think
– knowing me I must admit
it’s not unlikely-
Referring to freaky guys
Who roam the skies
In helmets like pork pies
And dream of home
And mammalian glands
They sometimes call
By pet names like tits
Or tatas or JUGGS!

Though now that
I think about it,
That can work too!
JUGGERNAUTS!
Hey! Fancy that!
Manuela Cardiga

SOURED MOUTHS

The malicious gossipping
In the icy morning,
The fractured sound
Of hardened mouths
Gaping wide to the clapping
Of verdigris-embittered
Tongues
Ringing
Complaining
Proclaiming
Creased obligations
To past passions
And old loves bruised
By coarse hands,
Soured words
Echoed by
The brazen bells.


Manuela Cardiga

ALMOST

Suddenly you appeared
At exactly the wrong place
And the wrong time,
When I had something else
And someone else in mind.

Almost too late
You arrived
And made it
The right space
The exact time
For me to find
That what ever
The something
Else or other was
That I'd had in sight,
Was the wrong shape
The wrong rhyme
To fit my life.

Manuela Cardiga

SÃO MÁS LÍNGUAS...

A fofoca maliciosa
Na manhã gélida,
O som fracturado
De bocas endurecidas
Escancaradas,
Línguas amarguradas
De verdigris
Badalando
Reclamando
Proclamando
Obrigações vincadas
A paixões passadas
E findadas;
Amores tocados
Por mãos grosseiras,
Mal saboreados
Pelas linguas azedas
Dos sinos descarados.

Manuela Cardiga

IF I FELL AND SCRAPED MY KNEES

If I fell for you,
Maybe off those
Spiky black stilettos
You like so much;

If I fell for you,
Really hard,
Tripped so
My composure
Cracked and I
Couldn't get
My cool
Demeanour
Back.

If I fell for you
And lost
Every last scrap
Of control over
My flustered or is it
Fluttering heart;
Just handed over
Every last part
Of myself;

If I fell for you,
Hypothetically, of course,
One of those wild What-if scenarios,
Would you help me up?
Brush off
My stockinged knees
And mutter embarrassed
"Sorry 'bout that!"
Or would you fallRight back at me?

You know...
I was just wondering
What would happen
On the really
Remote off-chance
I sort of slipped
And found
I fell for you.
Manuela Cardiga

Sensual Secrets of a Sexual Surrogate: No slobbering on the boobies!

The nape of the neck, with its delicate veil of fine hair, is most sensitive to soft stroking fingertips and to brushing lips. To simply stir the hair at the nape with your breath—do not pull a Darth Vader here—or a low murmur, will arouse startling sensations.

As with the palm, soft and delicate almost-kisses will elicit the strongest response. The no-saliva rule applies here as well. In fact, take it as a given that trailing saliva anywhere is an absolute no-no.

Let’s try to keep boobies dry, too. Never, ever slobber.


Excerpt from "Guilty Pleasures" by Manuela Cardiga




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TODAY
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Sensual Secrets of a Sexual Surrogate: Fantasies and Flight...

Get your woman to tell you what she wants. Really listen to her; it’s the sexiest thing you can do. Get her to share her fantasies in a non-bedroom environment such as a romantic dinner, making out on the beach, or in an elevator. Never be shocked and never show surprise at what she might reveal. Never say, “No shit, you slut!” And never, ever laugh: “HA! HA! HA! You want me to dress up like that cartoon fella, Tintin, in pink bloomers and do WHAT?”
A word of advice: if she mentions cattle prods and SS uniforms, gracefully excuse yourself and don’t come back. (Unless of course...you LIKE that. not my style, but hey! To each his own!))

Excerpt from "Guilty Pleasures" by Manuela Cardiga




Look for "Guilty Pleasures - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga

TODAYGet it online or at a Bookstore near you! 



http://ph.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/books/detail/108
Or on  Amazon, Barnes and Noble or Koboas as e-book or Paperback!
http://www.amazon.com/Guilty-Pleasures-Manuela-Cardiga/dp/1612131921/ref=sr_1_31?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385422100&sr=1-31&keywords=The+Writers+Coffee+Shop

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http://store.kobobooks.com/pt-PT/ebook/guilty-pleasures-17

Sensual Secrets of a Sexual Surrogate: Exploring Alternative Erogenous Zones...

Two of the most sensitive erogenous zones in a woman’s body are easily accessible and legal to explore in public places. Curiously, these are also often neglected by even the most experienced lovers: the palm of the hand and the nape of the neck. Caress the first lightly, delicately with your fingertips. She will not even be aware of the intensity of her response. In a second phase, kiss the palm, brushing your lips softly back and forth across the skin. Thirdly, flick your tongue briefly across the palm. Do not leave trails of saliva. You don’t want her surreptitiously wiping her hands on her skirt.

Excerpt from "Guilty Pleasures" by Manuela Cardiga




Look for "Guilty Pleasures - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga

TODAYGet it online or at a Bookstore near you! 

http://ph.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/books/detail/108
Or on Amazon, Barnes and Noble or Kobo
as as e-book or Paperback!http://www.amazon.com/Guilty-Pleasures-Manuela-Cardiga/dp/1612131921/ref=sr_1_31?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385422100&sr=1-31&keywords=The+Writers+Coffee+Shop

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/Guilty-Pleasures-Manuela-Cardiga?store=allproducts&keyword=Guilty+Pleasures+Manuela+Cardiga
http://store.kobobooks.com/pt-PT/ebook/guilty-pleasures-17