Manuela Cardiga's Blog, page 62
August 3, 2014
KNOCK-KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?
My friend
Knocked
At the door
And I ran
To the window:
"Who's there!"
Cried I
But, thinking
There was
No one inside
My friend
Walked
On by.
Manuela Cardiga
Knocked
At the door
And I ran
To the window:
"Who's there!"
Cried I
But, thinking
There was
No one inside
My friend
Walked
On by.
Manuela Cardiga
BIG SILENCE FROM THE LITTLE PEOPLE
The call for The Little People of The World to join the protest against Manuela Cardiga's "Guilty Pleasures- The Food and Fornication Fables" has been answered with telling silence.
In an exclusive interview, an anonymous source told this reporter:
"I dunno about the zucchini, or the nipples or that kitchen shit, but one thing this crazy chick got right: we got bigger balls than the average man. HEY! Wanna see?"
This reporter can attest to the veracity of this claim. The attributes of Little People are indeed impressive, practically heroic.
Prominent Little Person, award-winning actor Peter Dinklage, could not be reached for his comments on this controversial silence.
From outside Little People of the World Headquarters in Big Sur - California; this reporter signing out.
CUT! I said CUT you moron...
Now, Gimli, darling...Where were we?
BAN THIS BOOKDON'T READ THIS BOOK HERE
(fictitious parody)
In an exclusive interview, an anonymous source told this reporter:
"I dunno about the zucchini, or the nipples or that kitchen shit, but one thing this crazy chick got right: we got bigger balls than the average man. HEY! Wanna see?"
This reporter can attest to the veracity of this claim. The attributes of Little People are indeed impressive, practically heroic.
Prominent Little Person, award-winning actor Peter Dinklage, could not be reached for his comments on this controversial silence.
From outside Little People of the World Headquarters in Big Sur - California; this reporter signing out.
CUT! I said CUT you moron...
Now, Gimli, darling...Where were we?
BAN THIS BOOKDON'T READ THIS BOOK HERE
(fictitious parody)
August 2, 2014
POETIC MANIFESTO FROM A LEDGE
Life is comedy
Or life is farse,
But friends,
Dear friends
If you want
Poetic
Tragedy?
Kiss my arse!
Manuela Cardiga
Or life is farse,
But friends,
Dear friends
If you want
Poetic
Tragedy?
Kiss my arse!
Manuela Cardiga
People are performing sexually, and not making love; not ...
People are performing sexually, and not making love; not sharing, touching, loving. Making love is not having sex. Making love is every moment. It is loving, feeling, sharing, wrapping the other in acceptance and understanding.
What we call "making love" is only the "showing", getting as close physically as you are emotionally and mentally. It is a constant renewal in the continuing process of falling in love every day.
If you lie on a bed and hold each other, whisper and giggle in the dark like children,if you touch like the blind tracing a face, or kiss with the passion born of desire to be one with someone you love? Then there is no space or place between you for petty resentments; or the tiny, savage malice that so often marrs marriages.
Then yes, that is making love, living love and being in love.
Manuela Cardiga
What we call "making love" is only the "showing", getting as close physically as you are emotionally and mentally. It is a constant renewal in the continuing process of falling in love every day.
If you lie on a bed and hold each other, whisper and giggle in the dark like children,if you touch like the blind tracing a face, or kiss with the passion born of desire to be one with someone you love? Then there is no space or place between you for petty resentments; or the tiny, savage malice that so often marrs marriages.
Then yes, that is making love, living love and being in love.
Manuela Cardiga
Review for "MANscapes - Journey Into Light" Manuela Cardiga's NEW NOVEL
“The characters in MANscapes are larger-than-life and totally compelling; they are so enduring and vividly made that they have merged with my life.This is the hallmark of an excellent book. I've not read a more inventive story in a long while. This juxtaposition of darkness and light will be with you in many lovely ways for a long time.If there is a prize for the most beautiful Book cover this book will win it."
Novelist D. Adendorff
MANSCAPES - Journey Into Light
Novelist D. Adendorff
MANSCAPES - Journey Into Light
"IRRESPONSIBLE!" CRY HEALTH AUTHORITIES AT KITCHEN-SEX DEPICTIONS IN ABOUT TO BE BANNED BOOK
The outcry against "Guilty Pleasures- The Food and Fornication Fables" is now official. Heath and Sanitation Authorities have labelled Manuela Cardiga's depictions of torrid kitchen-sex as "unconscionable, unsanitary and unsafe", and urge the public "do not do this at home".
Restaurateurs have reassured the public:
"We keep to the Sanitation Code! There is no sexual activity in our kitchens whatsoever. Our kitchens are open to scrutiny at any time. We assure you that our Chefs are all extremely unattractive and very unlikely to engage in any kind of sexual activity at the best of times, let alone in the work environment."
STOP THE FILTH IN OUR KITCHENS!
Manuela Cardiga'sGuilty Pleasures - The Food and Fornication FablesWhat ever you do, DON'T READ THIS BOOK
Restaurateurs have reassured the public:
"We keep to the Sanitation Code! There is no sexual activity in our kitchens whatsoever. Our kitchens are open to scrutiny at any time. We assure you that our Chefs are all extremely unattractive and very unlikely to engage in any kind of sexual activity at the best of times, let alone in the work environment."
STOP THE FILTH IN OUR KITCHENS!
Manuela Cardiga'sGuilty Pleasures - The Food and Fornication FablesWhat ever you do, DON'T READ THIS BOOK
August 1, 2014
LEARNING THE SECRET TIPS ON HOW TO SWISH THOSE HIPS FROM APHRODITE'S OWN LUSCIOUS LIPS
Love falls
Or a woman crawls;
Do we not trade
Our truths
For fakeFrippery
Trumpery
Tender
Pearls?
Love calls
And a woman crawls;
Do we not wait
Create
A lying
Template
A Hero that
Somehow
Becomes
A Zero.
Love crawls
When a woman calls;
Do we not stand
As tall
And bold
As valued
As any
Gold?
Take you
The heart:
Demand.
Let Love crawl
If and when
You call.
Manuela Cardiga
Or a woman crawls;
Do we not trade
Our truths
For fakeFrippery
Trumpery
Tender
Pearls?
Love calls
And a woman crawls;
Do we not wait
Create
A lying
Template
A Hero that
Somehow
Becomes
A Zero.
Love crawls
When a woman calls;
Do we not stand
As tall
And bold
As valued
As any
Gold?
Take you
The heart:
Demand.
Let Love crawl
If and when
You call.
Manuela Cardiga
OUTRAGED "VEGGIES BEYOND VEGANS" CALL FOR WITHDRAWAL OF "GUILTY PLEASURES- The Food and Fornication Fables"
"It is shameful the way the highly nutritious, delicious, and perfectly respectable zucchini has been depicted in this repulsive book!"
The Organisation showed deep chagrin at the phallic symbology attributed to the honest marrow. They have demanded - failing the withdrawal of the book from the market-place - that a particularly offensive scene depicting the female protagonist lasciviously fondling a zucchini be expunged from the book.
In a surprising turn of events, the Vibrator Manufacturer's Lobby is supporting the "Veggies Beyond Vegans" in this heartfelt protest. Common enemies make for unusual alliances!
"GUILTY PLEASURES - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga
THIS BOOK MUST BE BANNED!
DISGUSTING DON'T READ IT!
The Organisation showed deep chagrin at the phallic symbology attributed to the honest marrow. They have demanded - failing the withdrawal of the book from the market-place - that a particularly offensive scene depicting the female protagonist lasciviously fondling a zucchini be expunged from the book.
In a surprising turn of events, the Vibrator Manufacturer's Lobby is supporting the "Veggies Beyond Vegans" in this heartfelt protest. Common enemies make for unusual alliances!
"GUILTY PLEASURES - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga
THIS BOOK MUST BE BANNED!
DISGUSTING DON'T READ IT!
July 31, 2014
"MANSCAPES" My new book, now on PRE-ORDER on AMAZON!
"All women - from the most exquisite beauty to the plainest drab - want to believe in the Cinderella myth. Even the harsh-faced and sour-hearted, somewhere deep in their night-time struggles with their bitterest reality, dare to dream some Prince could still see past the dense veil of unkind nature and time, to the delicate, frail-hearted beauty within."
But Clara wasn't Cinderella, waiting for her Prince, she was Sleeping Beauty poisoned by a deadly kiss. After 24 years Clara awakens from a living nightmare of abuse and discovers her life unfolding miraculously; but the true miracle is her own blossoming: the maturing of a frightened abused girl into a strong woman capable of love, laughter and joy. In Tahiti's exotic landscape Clara finds her way from darkness to incandescent light, embracing in herself the strength of choice, and the power of decision. MANscapes is a powerful parable of hope and renewal, a story of one woman's discovery of herself and her journey into love.
PRE-ORDER MANscapes!
But Clara wasn't Cinderella, waiting for her Prince, she was Sleeping Beauty poisoned by a deadly kiss. After 24 years Clara awakens from a living nightmare of abuse and discovers her life unfolding miraculously; but the true miracle is her own blossoming: the maturing of a frightened abused girl into a strong woman capable of love, laughter and joy. In Tahiti's exotic landscape Clara finds her way from darkness to incandescent light, embracing in herself the strength of choice, and the power of decision. MANscapes is a powerful parable of hope and renewal, a story of one woman's discovery of herself and her journey into love.
PRE-ORDER MANscapes!
SLUTS AND SLATTERNS SEX-WORKER'S UNION REPRESENTATIVE COMPLAINS ABOUT "GUILTY PLEASURES"
In an exclusive interview, SSSWU Representative "Lecherous Labia" (nome d'amour) confided:
"Look, men always complained their wives didn't understand them? They wanted blow jobs, or anal sex? That we could handle. All we had to do was deal with the penis, right? SO NOW OUR LIVES ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED UP! These guys are coming in whining that their wives won't give them NIPPLE JOBS! This bloody woman added a new erogenous zone to the male bod! SHE MUST BE STOPPED!"
On a personal note, this reporter was shocked to find her sound-man crouched behind the van panting and fondling his nipples. On being berated for unprofessional behaviour he replied:
"Fuck off bitch! Haven't had this much fun since my first wank!"
This reporter then complained to the Station Manager who seemed a little abstracted, constantly patting at his substantial man-tits and licking his lips.
"GUILTY PLEASURES - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga
STOP THIS WOMANTHIS BOOK MUST BE BANNED!
"Look, men always complained their wives didn't understand them? They wanted blow jobs, or anal sex? That we could handle. All we had to do was deal with the penis, right? SO NOW OUR LIVES ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED UP! These guys are coming in whining that their wives won't give them NIPPLE JOBS! This bloody woman added a new erogenous zone to the male bod! SHE MUST BE STOPPED!"
On a personal note, this reporter was shocked to find her sound-man crouched behind the van panting and fondling his nipples. On being berated for unprofessional behaviour he replied:
"Fuck off bitch! Haven't had this much fun since my first wank!"
This reporter then complained to the Station Manager who seemed a little abstracted, constantly patting at his substantial man-tits and licking his lips.
"GUILTY PLEASURES - The Food and Fornication Fables" by Manuela Cardiga
STOP THIS WOMANTHIS BOOK MUST BE BANNED!
