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October 15, 2013
Dinosaurs Cure For What Ails Washington Politics — Man vs. World #49
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett Filed under: Current Events, Family Humor, funny photos, Humor, Humorous Jokes, Man vs. World, Political Humor Tagged: cloning, congress, dinosaurs, government shutdown, house of representatives, obamacare, political satire, senate
October 14, 2013
The Monkey Bellhop Receives Liebster Award, Blows Prize Money on Becoming Ted Talk Expert
Last Friday, I was at the NY Giant’s personnel offices in the middle of a job interview associated with their “If You Can Wear a Helmet and Run Straight, The Giants Want to Talk To You!” event, when my iPhone buzzed as it does whenever there is something absolutely urgent for me to be made […]
October 10, 2013
Miley Cyrus, Tongue Split
©PictureGroup/Rex Features LOS ANGELES,CA October 10, 2013, (MONKEY BELLHOP NEWS) The tongue formerly attached to actress and singer Miley Cyrus has reportedly split from the 21-year old pop performer and plans to move from Los Angeles to New York City in the coming weeks. According to a story in Daily Variety, Cyrus’s tongue also cut […]
Repost This As Your Facebook Status or You Are a Heartless…
Have you ever had one of your Facebook friends ask you to repost one of their weepy, guilt inducing ready made poster posts about the joys of having a sister, owning a dog that wants nothing in return from us but a hug and an occasional loaf of bread when your back is turned or […]
October 9, 2013
Kelley Blue Book Value $16 Trillion — Man vs. World #48
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett Filed under: Current Events, Entertainment Humor, funny photos, Humor, Humorous Jokes, Man vs. World Tagged: "debt ceiling", congress, democrats, government shutdown, house of representatives, kelley blue book, obamacare, republicans, senate
Foam Memories — Man vs. World #47
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett Filed under: Family Humor, funny photos, Humor, Humorous Jokes, Man vs. World Tagged: bedding, macy's, mattress sales, memory foam, memory foam pillow
October 4, 2013
Planting Mums, Getting Ready for Winter and the Government Shutdown
Friday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All” Horoscope, October 4, 2013 This weekend there is a great deal going on across the entire universe with the exception of Washington, DC. I wasn’t planning to post my Friday Weekend One Size Fits All Horoscope today out of solidarity with Congress and their decision to shut down the […]
October 2, 2013
Man vs. World #46 — No Need to Vote Congress Out of Office
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett Filed under: Business Humor, Current Events, funny photos, Humor, Humorous Jokes, Man vs. World, Political Humor Tagged: boehner, congress, cruz, federal government, filibuster, government shutdown, house of representatives, obamacare, pelosi, reid, senate
October 1, 2013
Man vs. World #45 — The Government Shutdown After Party
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett Filed under: Business Humor, Current Events, funny photos, Humor, Humorous Jokes, Man vs. World, Political Humor Tagged: democrates, government shutdown, house of representatives, obamacare, political humor, republicans, senate
September 27, 2013
Friday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”, September 27, 2013
Should be a mellow weekend horoscopically speaking. If you live on the east coast of the United States — my subtle way of letting you know that people from other exotic countries with different seasons and weather patterns now frequent my blog, most likely searching for the word “monkey” and “recipe”, but so what, a […]
