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50 Of The World’s Worst Chat Up Lines! #fun #sexy

I’m new in town. Could I have the directions to your house please? “You look like my first wife” “Really? How many times have you been married?” “Oh I’m still a bachelor.” Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa? I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker! Woman: “Do you have the time?” Man: “Do you have the energy?” Hey, let’s go make some babies. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. I lost my phone nu...

#MasturbationMonday – The Ultimate Guide to Pain Package #BDSM

Hello and give a big five to the notoriously wonderful MASTURBATION MONDAY. It’s HOT and here’s why…

Dirty Doms

“The trick with spankings is to start slowly and build up a good, steady rhythm. By the time I’m finished with you, your ass should be a brilliant shade of crimson. If we were talking the ‘Ultimate Guide to Pain Package,’ then I wouldn’t stop until there were tears. Depending on your pain tolerance, I’d probably move on to a flogger, then a paddle, and if needed, a crop. How does...

Witch of the Cards by Catherine Stine ~ Part of the 21 Shades of Night Boxset #KU

Introducing Catherine Stine

Witch of the Cards is Catherine Stine’s contribution to 21 SHADES OF NIGHT box set.

For a tiny 99c you can own 21 wicked novels from today’s NY Times, USA Today, and International Bestselling Authors.

About Witch of the Cards

Fiera was born a sea witch with no inkling of her power. And now it might be too late. Witch of the Cards is historical, supernatural romantic suspense set in 1932 on the Jersey shore. Twenty-two year-old Fiera has recently l...

The Doctor’s Little Mate by Meredith O’Reilly #AgePlay #BDSM NEW RELEASE!

I’m so lucky to have the very talented Meredith O’Reilly over on my blog today

SatSpanks – I’m going to be drinking it between your legs #Cocktails & #BDSM

Hello Spankos – it’s the weekend, and it’s time for a cocktail or two… with that in mind, here’s a little alternative to your standard cocktail evening… it’s naughty, but you knew that, right?

The Ties That Bind

“Have you ever heard of a ‘Flaming Sambuca?” He continued to stroke her and it must have been quite the distraction, for she took her own sweet time in answering.

“Isn’t that where you put a couple of coffee beans on top of the shot and set fire to the thing?”

His eyes danced. “Grea...

How To Set Up A SUPER HOT #BDSM SEX SCENE! With Renee Travi #Video

Some good advice here! Love her opening comments “BDSM isn’t about how sex looks on the outside, it’s about how sex feels on the inside.” Never were truer words spoken. This is what BDSM is for me. A battle of minds and a tangle of wills, mind games, power and control. Whilst I know it’s different for everybody… this struck a chord with me. Oh, and Miss Travi… your pet dog is adorable

Bad Teddy Bear by Gale Stanley #NewRelease! #M/M

Writers get ideas in so many different ways. The plot for BAD TEDDY BEAR came to me while watching a football game. Of course, I missed all the good plays because most of the action was going on inside my head. And now here it is in an ebook. BAD TEDDY BEAR Evernight Publishing Cover Artist: Jay Aheer Blurb Down and dirty sex. That’s the name of the game for Theodore West.

They still call him Bear, even though his days in pro ball are over. Plenty of men are still anxious to be topp...

#WIPITUP Wednesday – I’ll Make You Come So Hard You’ll Wet Yourself! #BDSM Ooh Err

Hello Wipsters! It’s August, it’s HOT, and I’m writing erotica. How steamy can you get? Well… how about this steamy…

The Velvet Chair

—– Mark ——————–

“Let’s find out the answer to my earlier question, shall we?” Her arms and legs rattled their chains in response, but it was hardly much of a deterrent to me. Two of my fingers snaked down her back, doing a measured little dance, until they came to the rosy little stripes. I then gently traced each one, noting her soft little shudder, before m...

As Wicked As You Want – by Nia Farrell #NewRelease #Adult

AS WICKED AS YOU WANT (Forever Ours Book 1) by Nia Farrell

A BDSM MMF ménage Victorian erotic romance, set in 1868 Chicago and London

Length 155,467 words / 609 pages

Amazon Kindle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ICAW8LI/ or http://mybook.to/FO1

Teasers and excerpt: https://niafarrell.wordpress.com/as-wicked-as-you-want/ or http://bit.ly/29r2ncu

Goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31079535-as-wicked-as-you-want

Blurb: Elena “Lane” Davenport is a struggling artist who’s been living as...

#MasturbationMonday – A Little Horsing Around #BDSM PonyPlay

Hello and welcome to MOAN day! It’s time to get rid of the Monday blues… seriously, we’re going to send them packing with naughtiness (and lots of it!). Nothing changes around these parts…

The Ties That Bind

A normal carousel would have featured lots of brightly coloured, often gaudy animals, which would ride up and down upon a single pole. The carousel in front of Jenny featured several alterations that were going to make her life very interesting, thrilling, and somewhat hair-raising for...