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There's a Tremor in the Force

Pre-pre-Christmas Eve-updates...

1. *BEWARE OF SPOILERS...PROCEED WITH CAUTION* I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens with the whole family. First time the whole family had attended a movie in YEARS. Overall assessment...disappointed. Could they not come up with some original storylines? Most of the film felt like a rehash of old plot from the original Star Wars movie, including the big climatic battle scene. *yawn* I've seen that before. Also, I don't believe for one hairy second that a...

The Naughty Side of Christmas

 
Welcome back to THE GREAT BIG HOLIDAY GIVE-AWAY!
This is the final post for the day: THE NAUGHTY SIDE OF CHRISTMAS.
Jen Porter and I are making some recommendations for naughty holiday erotica. AND...my identical twin sister from the wrong side of the tracks--Miss Pepper Minty--is giving away a freebie spanky elf story. PLUS...Jen Porter is giving away a copy of her favorite erotica for the year, Kneel, Mr. President. 


It's almost Christmas!

On one side of the holiday, we have wholeso...

Introducing Happy Heart Reads!

Welcome back to the GREAT BIG HOLIDAY GIVE-AWAY!
This is post #4: INTRODUCING HAPPY HEART READS
Leave a comment after the post to enter the contest, or shoot me an email.



You know how some days you just can't handle getting on-line because there is so much negativity?
Depressing news and traumatic images and stuff that make you want to fling yourself off a bridge?
Yeah, I know.
Well, Laura K. Curtis, Lexxi Callahan, and I were feeling the same way. We wished there was somewhere to go that would b...

Penelope's Etsy Favorites!

Welcome back to the GREAT BIG HOLIDAY GIVE-AWAY!
Who's ready to shop? ETSY is the place to go--for holiday shopping, birthdays, any occasion.
Here are some of my favorite items!

Don't forget to leave a comment at the end of the post in order to enter the give-away,
or shoot me an email.
Tell me your favorite place to shop!

1Vintage Floral Tattoo Sleeve Hoodie by Ahpeele


2Silver Leaf Earrings by ConstantBaubling


3Seek Magic Art Print by Katie Daisy


4Little Winter Christmas Mouse by feltingdreams


5 Over...

Jen Porter's Fabulous Holiday Cupcakes

Welcome back to Penny Watson's GREAT BIG HOLIDAY GIVE-AWAY! This is post #2, Jen Porter's Fabulous Holiday Cupcakes. Jen (from Romance Novel News) made some incredible holiday cupcakes recently, and I begged her for the recipes. In typical Jen fashion, these cupcakes have a smidge of naughty. *wink* Enjoy! 

Don't forget to leave your name and location in the comments section to enter the give-away. Or shoot me an email. And tell us your favorite holiday sweet treat!


THANK YOU, JEN!






Holida...

Penny Watson's Great Big Holiday Give-Away

SANTA! I KNOW HIM!


Well, maybe not personally. But close enough! Thanks to twenty-five fabulous authors, I have tons of fun give-aways today.

WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY?
5 POSTS...
1. Give-Away Intro Post (you're reading it!) -- 6 am
2. Jen Porter's Kick-Ass Holiday Cupcakes -- 10 am
3. Penelope's ETSY Favorites -- 12 pm

4. Introducing Happy Heart Reads! -- 2 pm

5. The Naughty Side of Christmas -- 4 pm


How to enter for a chance to WIN?

Just leave a comment after any one of the five posts, 
and you...

December Give-Aways: DON'T MISS THEM!

December is the month for gift-giving! Be sure to stop by and enter these give-aways and check out the fun holiday posts...

* FICTION VIXEN Give-Away: Check out this cute review for SWEET CINDERELLA, and leave a comment for a chance to win the entire Klaus Brothers Series.

* FICTION VIXEN Holiday Arrangement Tutorial by Penny Watson. Check out my fun tutorial to make a gorgeous flower arrangement.



* Facebook 12 Days of Christmas Party sponsored by Chanta Rand and Reviews by Crystal: Add this ont...

Dear Amazon, I'm Pretty Sure That Sexy Bastards is NOT Women's Fiction

Dear Amazon,

I decided to treat myself to a new book this week. I was in the mood for women's fiction. I hopped right over to your Top 100 bestseller list, and guess what I found?

Sexy Bastards
Break Me: A Stepbrother Romance
Shawty Fell In Love With A Hustla
MMF Bisexual Romance Vacation for Three
Bad Boy Fire Bear Paranormal Bear Shifter Romnace


I decided to try Romantic Comedy instead. There I found...

Monster Prick
Blindfold The Complete Box Set
Dirty Little Secrets
Stepbrother With Benefits
Call Me...

Penelope's Top 20 List for 2015

It's that time again!
*drum roll* *electric guitar* *harp music*
TIME FOR PENELOPE'S TOP 20 LIST! 

 1. Hottest Purple Alien On A Romance Cover: CHARLOTTE AND THE ALIEN AMBASSADOR


Purple biceps never looked so good!

2. Worst New Trend In Romance: It's a tie! Between STEPBROTHER books and MILF books.
An actual title...MY NEIGHBOR IS A HOT MILF. *sob*



3. Worst New Trend In Men's Hair: The MAN BUN.

Some buns are good... 
On a ballerina


Hot Cross Buns


These are good buns!


And some are bad. Jus...

PROMO SPOT: Sojourn by Cecilia London

I love authors who are willing to take risks with their writing. Cecilia has created a unique saga that blends genres and pushes boundaries. Her new book SOJOURN is out today! 

What are people saying about her books?
"Sojourn is a deeply emotional story which is stark at times but is ultimately filled with hope. This book is just part of the journey, but one that will grab readers and keep them on the edge of their seats." -- ROMANCE NOVEL NEWS
"This series is off the chain. OFF. THE. CHAIN...