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August 14, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Says Gesundheit
Every time I watch this I LOL:
Every time.
Hey, don’t forget! Next Tuesday! TWO FAMILY HOME! You can read it! Because it comes out that day! Remember when I posted that excerpt? OK!
Happy Weekend!
July 31, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Is Too Hot To Come Up With a Clever Headline
When I moved to North Carolina, I did not realize that I was secretly moving into THE BOWELS OF HELL BUT WITH ADDITIONAL SOUL-CRUSHING HUMIDITY. But here I am, sweating when I walk from my front door to my car, and not at all handling it like a lady. Handling it like a normal person, which means cranking the air conditioning in my car and sitting spread eagle with my arms akimbo untilI get freezing cold enough to handle the walk from my car to the library.
#Life Is Hard.
However! Tomorrow is...
July 17, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Has an EXCERPT
It’s nigh on one month until the release of TWO FAMILY HOME, which stars an insatiable nurse, an irascible sculptor, and a PUPPY who SAVES the DAY.
Hence it is the subject of m’Dog Blog.
But rather than just tell you about said puppy, perhaps I will show you a bit.
His nose was driving him crazy. There was something in the bushes around the big white house that he needed to get at. But no matter where he sniffed or dug or marked (the marking was really just for the heck of it), he couldn’t g...
July 10, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Gets a HAPPY ENDING!!!
So, a few months or weeks or something ago, there was a horrible story about a horrible person who taped his dog’s mouth shut for…I mean, I don’t know what this villain attempted to accomplish. (That link goes to a news story that just shows the dog post-tape. Still terrible, but not as terrible as some other pics.)
Anyway. The villain is facing justice, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about. We’re here to talk about Caitlyn, who is the dog, who is recovering, and who, more importantly...
July 2, 2015
Friday Dog Blog is Growing Before Our Very Eyes!
First of all, I must apologize to anyone who ventured into last week’s Friday Dog Blog. I know anything is worth seeing pictures of the beautiful Starr, but dang that formatting was messed up. It still is, a little. That’s what I get for trying to be efficient and posting from my phone. The Universe Punishes Me For Efficiency. A Memoir.
Anyhoo! If you like PUPPY FEET, please enjoy!
And it’s accompanied by the Beef Song!
JK, I know the real name of the song.
It’s. Um. I know it’s Aaron C...
June 26, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Got Her Hair Did
Someone needed a haircut.
What.
I mean, I need a haircut, but my lack of haircut is not causing strife in this 90+ degree weather.
I’m talking about Starr.
So she got one.
She always looks so happy after a haircut. I wish she would remember that so it’s not such a daggun production every time we go to the groomer.
Happy weekend!
June 19, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Has a Guilty Conscience
Have you ever done something that you knew was wrong but you did it anyway and then when the time came to face the consequences you wanted to just run away and hide?
Friends, meet Motsie:
(via BoingBoing, whose dog video game was on fleek this week, y’all)
Happy Weekend!
June 12, 2015
Friday Dog Blog is Reminiscing…
*We’ll go dancing in the dark
Walking through the park
And reminisciiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Is that song in your head now? Groove it out, people!
Anyhoo. You know that Facebook thing that is all “1 Year Ago Today…” and then it is mostly pictures of when I was thinner? (Also why are there pictures of thinner me in your Facebook feeds???) (Good one, Sarah.)
Well, this here pic is what came up in my friend Darling Dana’s feed:
Yes! One year ago, Starr and I were wowing the crowds at Charleston Pride...
June 5, 2015
May 29, 2015
Friday Dog Blog Has Fallen and It Can’t Get Up
So, this week I started a new job that is within walking distance of my new apartment. And when I was walking home on day one to let Starr out for her lunchtime piddle, I tripped over nothing and WIPED THE HECK OUT on the sidewalk. Like, down. Way down.
It was embarrassing.
Almost as embarrassing as going back to work with a gaping wound sticking out from under my pencil skirt.
This may be the only thing that would have helped:
Emergency Dachshunds!
Happy Weekend!
