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March 29, 2016
Unsightly Bulges
Another day, another dead body. It’s all in a day of the life of Salem Grimes. Salem Grimes figures even a God who works in mysterious ways wouldn’t resort to a dead body in a dumpster in answer to Salem’s prayers to help her stay on her diet – excuse me – Strat-EAT-Gic plan. But […]
Power Of Bacon
Salem Grimes and her octogenarian friend Viv are back in this fun short story, this time kicking butt and rescuing kidnap victims. Well, this is actually a case of dognapping. At least the reward is real… but is it enough to face the gun-toting dognapper? Armed with the strongest weapon available, Salem and Viv save […]
‘Tis the Friggin’ Season
Salem Grimes is determined not to be that one lame friend who shows up at Christmas with no gifts. If she has to make extra money by spending three days pet-sitting for a weirdo who possibly communicates with his alien overlords through his Shirley Temple doll collection, so be it. If she has to care […]
March 28, 2016
With Unsightly Bulges
Salem Grimes figures even a God who works in mysterious ways wouldn’t resort to a dead body in a dumpster in answer to Salem’s prayers to help her stay on her diet – excuse me – Strat-EAT-Gic plan. But a dead body in a dumpster it is, and now Salem and Viv, her octogenarian partner-in-crime-solving, are on the case once again. Salem finds the search for the killer a satisfactory distraction from all the things she needs distraction from – “dates” with the husband she hasn’t known for the past...
March 16, 2016
Excerpt — The Trailer Park Princess is Caught in the Crotchfire
Last Friday was my birthday! Not really. My birthday was a month ago. When I started this post, my birthday was last Friday. ButI hadtrouble with this “user-friendly” program so I put it aside. For a month. But now I’m back! And last month really was my […]
December 18, 2015
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March 31, 2015
The Trailer Park Princess with Unsightly Bulges
While I work through revisions and book cover stuff, here’s an excerpt from my new book, The Trailer Park Princess with Unsightly Bulges — out soon! Plus, more news on the Salem Grimes front coming up! Thank you all so much for your support. Enjoy! “Love is patient, love is kind. Love never fails.” […]
Excerpt – The Trailer Park Princess with Unsightly Bulges
While I work through revisions and book cover stuff, he […]
March 9, 2015
Unsightly Bulges
Here’s what happened. A few weeks ago, a very lovely woman contacted me on Facebook to say she’d searched for my new book, The Trailer Park Princess with Unsightly Bulges, and hadn’t been able to find it anywhere. (Actually, she said she searched and searched, and search some more. Do you know bad I wanted […]
