Brandon Stanton's Blog, page 503

“What was your greatest moment of baseball glory?”“I hit a grand...

“What was your greatest moment of baseball glory?”
“I hit a grand slam my first time at bat in Double A.”
“How old were you?”
“I was eighteen. It was back in Puerto Rico.”

"I like biology. And math.""What would you like to do when...

"I like biology. And math."
"What would you like to do when you’re out of school?
"Be a doctor. Or a banker."

“Even at this advanced age, I still don’t understand women. They...

“Even at this advanced age, I still don’t understand women. They remain a mystery.”
“What specifically about women is most mysterious to you?”
“The moods. Every woman is a special gift. But they all have the moods.”

The little man told me that he “knew how to get girls.” I said:...

The little man told me that he “knew how to get girls.”

I said: “Oh yeah? How’s that?”

“Easy,” he replied. “You gotta talk nice. Look nice. Have nice teeth. Nice breath. Nice pants. Nice shirt. Nice shoes. Nice everything.”

"I became a parent pretty late in life. I was surprised by how...

"I became a parent pretty late in life. I was surprised by how quickly it made me feel young again."

"I’m a psychotherapist. And a drunk."

"I’m a psychotherapist. And a drunk."

"What was the happiest moment of your life?""When I sang onstage...

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
"When I sang onstage at the Super Bowl with Prince, in the rain."
"That works."

"I’ve spent my whole life getting jerked around by The...

"I’ve spent my whole life getting jerked around by The Man."

BREAKING: Crime plummets as mysterious new crimefighter hits the...

BREAKING: Crime plummets as mysterious new crimefighter hits the streets.

"What was the saddest moment of your life?""When my mother...

"What was the saddest moment of your life?"
"When my mother died."
"What was your favorite thing about your mother?"
"She was very generous. A bit of a liar, but generous."