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Today in microfashion…

Today in microfashion…

Well, shit.

Well, shit.

"I used to be a preschool teacher, but I got fired."“What...

"I used to be a preschool teacher, but I got fired."

“What happened?”

“Well, I decided that I wanted to have a socially conscious class. So we learned about apartheid in South Africa. Then we learned about homelessness. Then we made mother’s day cards for Trayvon Martin’s mom. And I think the principal decided that it was too much for three and four year olds, because she told me I wasn’t a ‘good fit.’ But honestly, I was just shining too bright for them. And now she’s going to see me on Humans of New York, and she’ll be sorry!”

Today in microfashion…

Today in microfashion…

Seen in the subway.

Seen in the subway.

"What’s the most frightened you’ve ever...

"What’s the most frightened you’ve ever been?"

“Elementary school.”

“Why’s that?”

“Nuns.”

"My name is Pretty Tony, Macaroni."

"My name is Pretty Tony, Macaroni."

"I’m having some trouble with my...

"I’m having some trouble with my friends."

“Why’s that?”

“I think we’re just reaching the age when everyone realizes that everyone talks behind each other’s backs.”

"We just came back from a concert. She crowd surfed twice! She...

"We just came back from a concert. She crowd surfed twice! She lost her wallet, but we found a Nintendo DS!"

"I had my photo taken with Michelle Obama, but they never gave...

"I had my photo taken with Michelle Obama, but they never gave me the picture. And nobody believes me!"

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Thanks to ‘White Bear’ for this gem. On a side note, I love that I don’t even have to request photoshop submissions anymore.