ADD and the Worrywart: This explains why every time I go to New York, I get more work done than when I'm home, writing on my quiet porch in Washington, D.C.
What do you eat on an ordinary day? Maybe I'll find that mine are not quirks at all and that everyone drinks a pint of tea in a Pyrex measuring cup before bed.
How do I measure my dog's quality of life? A dog whisperer on TV whispered a guideline for when to euthanize your dog: when bad days outnumber good days.
Why do religious people worry? All they have to do is pray. Whenever I'm worried, I have to pay. My therapist is my Lord. The missing laptop was not . . .
What am I to do about too many advisors? I began preparing for the 2-minute pitch of my memoir 60 days in advance, an average of 1 day for every 3 seconds.