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January 9, 2019

There Was A Young Lady Called Heather

There was a young lady called Heather
Who, wishing to live forever
Received a brain transplant
From a maiden aunt
Which made her terribly clever!

There was a young lady called Heather
Who, wishing to live forever
Received a brain transplant
From a biker aunt,
So now she dresses in leather!

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Published on January 09, 2019 22:49

blessing or curse

Annette Rochelle Aben

Distracted

Easily enough

Hear the wind

Shadows move

In a blink, thoughts drift away

Never to return

©2019 Annette Rochelle Aben

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Published on January 09, 2019 13:31

Birthday Balloons

Birthday balloons are here still
Though the cards are no longer on display.
How long will
Balloons stay
Held up by gas
Until, at last
They deflate, and sink to rest?

‘Tis best
To put them away.
Yet they
Remain on display
But the pretend
Will descend
One fine day.

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Published on January 09, 2019 13:23

The Wakeful Pleasure Seeker

Lying awake
I take
Stock, as the tick tock
Of the bedside clock
Does measure
all pleasure
And pain.

The joy I gain
From Sue or Lou
Passing through
Pausing only too …

A girl’s discarded shoe
Thrust, carelessly under the bed
Speaks of lust
Long since dead.
The dust
Will have its way
Tomorrow or today.

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Published on January 09, 2019 04:50

January 8, 2019

There Was A Young Lady Called Pearl

There was a young lady called Pearl
Who’s hair refused to curl.
So, in frustration
She emailed the nation,
And set the press in a whirl!

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Published on January 08, 2019 22:58

The Lover Who Was Not …

“The lover who
Was not
True?”
“No
It can not
Be so”.

“The girl who was not
Hot?”
“Again, I say no,
For it was not quite so”.

“What was she then
When
She paid a call on him?”

“One who engages in what some name sin
That is what she was to him.
She was true
As she went through
With it,
Though her lip she bit
And left
Feeling bereft
Though richer for it.

She was hot
To him, though ice cold inside.
You decide
Whether she
Be true, or otherwise.
Though you may prefer to avert your eyes …”.

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Published on January 08, 2019 05:32

January 7, 2019

It Is By No Means Unknown

It is by no means unknown
For a middle-aged man to flirt
With a much younger Joan
Who, in her short skirt
And stilettos high
Laughs at the clumsy pass
Of the receeding guy.

Her face in the glass
Is full
Of youthful vigour.
The dull
Tick tock
Of the bedside clock
Does not figure
In her thought, for she is but twenty
And there is plenty
Of time.

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Published on January 07, 2019 04:39

I Know A Young Lady Called Lou

I know a young lady called Lou
Who claims to be 22.
But, all the barmen being mean
Say, “you are just 16”,
So refuse to serve that young lady Lou!

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Published on January 07, 2019 03:05

January 6, 2019

Crystal Palace Park to Dulwich Wood: The Natural Wonders of South-East London

Crystal Park is approximately 20 minutes walk from my home and is a wonderful place to visit, as are the other places covered in this post.

London Wlogger

A warm Wlogger welcome to you and thanks for joining me on my next walking adventure of the capital! My expedition today will see me explore South-East London as I begin at Crystal Palace Park and explore its stadium, lakes, green areas… and dinosaurs! I’ll then take a detour to Sydenham Wells Park go through Sydenham Hill Wood and to Dulwi...

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Published on January 06, 2019 11:20

January 5, 2019

A Young Man Who’s Name Is Wong

A young man who’s name is Wong
Is honest as the day is long.
But, as the days grow short
I think that I ought
To avoid that young man called Wong!

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Published on January 05, 2019 06:57