K. Morris's Blog, page 430
January 25, 2019
When A Man Whose Name Is Ted
When a man whose name is Ted
Found a young lady under his bed
He whispered, “upon my life,
You are not my wife.
Speak softly, as she’s sleeping in bed”!
—
When a man whose name is Ted
Found a young lady under his bed
He said, with a sigh,
“I am an open-minded guy,
But my wife she is sleeping in bed”!
—
When a man whose name is Ted
Found a young lady under his bed
He said, “is that you Nell?,
I can not tell
Whether you be living or dead”!
The Client
“Clean up the mess
And fill the bin
With sin.
Put on your dress
And move on
To the next one
Dear Bess
(Or whatever your name is).
‘Tis time for me to forget
Regret in doze
Though repose
Has long eluded me.
And you also
Maybe? But I know
Nought of thee”.
A Young Lady Whose Name Is Peeches
A young lady whose name is Peeches
Likes to frequent crowded beaches.
As she sunbathes in the nude
The vicar, who is no prude,
To that young lady preaches!
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A young lady whose name is Peeches
Likes to frequent crowded beaches
Where she sunbathes nude,
Which some find crude
As for me, I love those beaches!
January 24, 2019
I Know A Young Man Named Hogg
I know a young man named Hogg
Who is an admirer of Jacob Rees-Mogg.
He recites all of his speeches
To an English bulldog called Peechs,
And she howls at the speeches of Mogg!
Waking Up Next To A Girl
Waking up next to a girl, with perfect hair
And skin,
I know that I am
A lucky man
But I swear
That I know not where
We met, nor how she got in!
Nature’s Law
She is the law that rules us all.
Engineer of all things green
claws, fur, and feather –
all the wildlife seen.
She is the sea
and undertow
tidal ebb… and flow
the movement of cloud
sand, earth, and sky
clapping thunder
falling rain…
and deserts dry.
She is purple of pansy
and velvet of violet
rose petals
soaked in crimson
the lullaby breeze
through forest trees
and birds…
swift of wing
that fly in between.
She is the predator and prey,
the air that fills our lungs,
soil tha...
January 23, 2019
She Works In A Bar
She works in a bar
Or so she pretends
To family and friends.
She says she’s saving for a car.
In the meantime she takes public transport.
Her fare
Is paid when she gets there.
Ought those near
And dear
To her to guess?
Why so for the short dress
And stilettos
Are stowed, discreet
Until they meet.
No ghettos
Has she known.
‘Twas a loan
She struggled to repay
That led her to say
“I have a job in a bar
Where I will often need to work late”.
When the loan is cleared, she will save for that car
Bu...
When A Young Lady Named Honey
When a young lady named Honey
Dated me for my money
There grew a rumour
That she had a sense of humour
As I hadn’t any money!
Lee
There was a young man named Lee
Who said, “I want to speak about me”!
As he spoke at great length
I thought, Ggod give me strength”,
But God did not agree!
—
There was a young man named Lee
Who said, “I want to speak about me”!
As he spoke at great length
I gathered all my strength
And jumped into the raging sea!
—
When a young man by the name of Lee
Said, “I want to speak about me”!
I beat upon my chest
And said, “Sir, you jest”!
But he did not agree!
January 22, 2019
There Was A Young Man Of Turkey
There was a young man of Turkey
Who’s finances where very murky!
He spent all his money
On a girl called Honey,
Who’s profession was extremely murky!
