K. Morris's Blog, page 328

When A Young Lady In The Nude

When a young lady in the nude
Said, “sir, I think you’re a prude!”,
I said, “my dear Rose
You look great without clothes,
But the supermarket staff think you rude!”.

A Young Lady Named Gwen

A young lady named Gwen
Threw at me her pen.
And when I said, “don’t do that!”,
She threw at me her hat.
It happened at half-past 10!

I Saw A Light

I saw a light
In the church window
Tonight.
It did glow
Bright,
Then, was lost in night

Maids and Squires

From different decades,
Games we played
Of maids
And squires,
And desires
(On my part).
There was the inevitable wine,
To pass the time,
And her heart
Could never be mine.

A Young Lady Named Miss Hocking

A young lady named Miss Hocking
Ties men up with her stocking.
The vicar’s wife Claire
Is far from fair,
And her daughter’s name is Hocking.

When I Dated The Beautiful Daughter

When I dated the beautiful daughter
Of a rather famous old author,
He was truly delighted
And so very excited,
That he threw me in the water!

Shop Girls

While
Out shopping, sometimes I smile
At shop girls, and think
A thought,
That I ought
Not to think,
And the devil does wink
And whispers low,
“you know
That, one day,
They may See through thee”.

When I Met A Young Lady Named Pam

When I met a young lady named Pam
With a baby in a pram,
And she said, “he looks just like you!”,
I said, “that is undoubtedly true”,
And then I took a flight to Iran!

A Talented Young Poet on Instagram

A talented young poet on Instagram, https://www.instagram.com/manlikesays.x/.

I Once Had A Very Nice Neighbour

I once had a very nice neighbour
Who always voted for Labour,
Whilst her elderly husband Rory
Was a very high Tory,
And their son, he played the Tabor!