K. Morris's Blog, page 82

When I Met a Lap Dancer

When I met a beautiful young lap dancer

Who asked me to go and romance her,

I said to her, “Lin,

There can be no sin!

But then again, my name it is Chancer!”.

As the Rain Fell

As the rain fell

I thought of our love

Of rain.

You and I

Share the same sky.

But does love

Hide inside the rain.

When a Young Man with a Perm

When a young man with a perm

Said, “truly you are a worthless worm!”.

I said to him, “Coker,

You’ve always been a joker!”,

As with shears I chopped  that perm!

Doze

As I

Grow older, I

Doze more

In my armchair.

I wonder

When and Where

I will die.

A Matter of Weight

When a young lady named Lin

Was accused of a terrible sin

An elderly judge called Katie

Said, “this matter is weighty”.

But Lin was really quite slim!

When an Elderly Spinster Named Anne

When an elderly spinster named Anne

Said, “is that a naked man!”,

A young lady named Valerie

Said, “it’s an art gallery!”,

Which disappointed that spinster named Anne …

Power

“Can I use your bathroom?”.

“Of course.

Do you want a shower?”.

 

 

She sprays cheap perfume.

“No, I’m okay”.

 

 

What is force?

And who has power

Over whom?

 

 

He has had an hour

Or so.

Now she will go.

A Case of Mistaken Identity

A young man whose name is Blair

Has a habit of calling me Clair.

But at half-past 7

I change from Kevin

And dress in the clothes of Flair!

When an Excitable Young Lady Named Lou

When an excitable young lady named Lou

Said, “I never thought I’d be here with you!”.

And I said, “my dear,

But now you are here”,

She said, “yes! That is undoubtedly true!”.

 

The Truth

I said

To my friend

That the waitress

Was aloof.

Perhaps shy.

But the truth

Is I

Wanted bed.