K. Morris's Blog, page 660
August 1, 2016
There Was A Young Man Called Mark
There was a young man called Mark
Whose view of the world was dark.
Leaning over
The white cliffs of Dover
He said, “To jump would be such a lark”!
There Was A Young Man Called Harry
There was a young man called Harry
Who wishing his girlfriend to marry,
Bought her a ring.
But she did sing,
“I love a man named Barry”!
July 31, 2016
There Was A Young Lady Called Patricia
There was a young lady called Patricia
Who worked as a wallpaper stripper.
She got a job in a bar
But didn’t go far
As she wasn’t that kind of stripper!
There Was A Young Man Called Bill
There was a young man called Bill
Who decided to make a will.
He wrote it all out
And his friends did shout,
“But bill, you are living still”!
AFTER DEATH, WHAT?
A heart rending post.
This is not a philosophical question, or a religious one. It’s a question about what happens to the person sitting by a hospital bedside when the occupant of the bed, someone who was loved and cherished, becomes (suddenly or at last) “the deceased,” dies perhaps even while the sun is still shining brightly through the clean hospital windows, mocking the dark ache in the heart of the solitary survivor.
In the hospital where Bill died early in May, a f...
There Was A Young Man Called McFadden
There was a young poet called McFadden
Whose poems would sadden not gladden.
His dad shook his grey head
And sorrowfully said,
“Write something to gladden, McFadden”!
There Was A Young Lady Called Mel
There was a young lady called Mel
Who tried her soul to sell.
Said the devil,
“You are not on the level,
As your real name is Nell”!
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There was a young lady called Mel
Who dated a man named Snell.
They went to the park
When it was dark
And the rest she refuses to tell!
There Was A Young Man Called Jo
There was a young man called Jo
Who dated a girl I know.
Her name was Claire,
But he had an affair
With her best friend Flare,
So the whole thing ended in woe.
There Was A Young Man Called Darren
There was a young man called Darren
Who, wishing to marry his sweetheart Karen.
Rushed to the church,
But she left him in the lurch,
So he married her sister Sharon!
