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December 14, 2017

There Was A Young Lady Named Hocking

There was a young lady named Hocking
Who wore a single stocking.
She went down town
Her sorrows to drown.
The bishop found it shocking!


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Published on December 14, 2017 05:22

December 13, 2017

From “Refractions”

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“The Poet And The Workman” can be found in my collection of poetry, “Refractions”. Refractions is available from Amazon and can be found in the Kindle store here, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L5UC2H2.

Poet: “Why do you dig a hole my good man?”
Workman: “Because I can,
While those who are not able
Sit at a table,
Wasting time
Trying to make their verses rhyme!”

Poet: “I have a plan
To make my lines scan.
Kindly move your van
And I will be on my way
To versify the livelong day”.

“Workman: Wh...

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Published on December 13, 2017 23:00

Russian Doll

I remember a Russian doll, by the fireplace.
I took it apart
But could trace
Therein no heart,
For ‘Twas only art.
With no start
Or conclusion.
‘Twas a mere confusion
Of toy
And boy.


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Published on December 13, 2017 13:00

What a Poetry Reviewer looks for

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I recently came across a suggestion that self-published poetry books could be seen as lacking credibility or editorial rigour. That’s not my experience as a reviewer. It’s fair to say a self-published poet is more likely to make a negative comment about my review, but that’s usually because a self-published poet places more importance on reviews than they deserve.

What does a Poetry Reviewer look for?

Poet’s name – not because established poets get a more favourable reaction...
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Published on December 13, 2017 08:26

The Competition To Win Free Audio Downloads of “My Old Clock I Wind” Is Now Open To UK Audible Subscribers

On 7 December, I announced a competition to win 2 free copies of the audio version of my collection of poetry, “My Old Clock I Wind”.

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The competition remains open to audible.com users and I am pleased to announce that a further 2 (free) audio downloads are now available to audible.co.uk listeners, https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Arts-Entertainment/My-Old-Clock-I-Wind-and-Other-Poems-Audiobook/B077VYT3X6.

To enter the competition, please send an email to newauthoronline (at) gmail dot com. Pleas...

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Published on December 13, 2017 05:11

December 12, 2017

Many A Life Is Undone In The Pursuit Of Fun

Many a life is undone
In the pursuit of fun.
We may turn and run
From the fact
Of an act
And the sun
Will continue to shine.

But, in the dark
The truth stark
Reveals that every fine
Day
Passes away
For delight
Must end in night.


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Published on December 12, 2017 22:54

Agnosticism

“Hark the herald angels sing”
The Salvation Army band play
As I walk through Victoria station today.

The thing
Is that I want to believe.
The music half carries me away
And I grieve
That I can not pray
Other than in a formulistic way
Where words are heard by none but me.
Or (o distant hope
That helps men cope)
Perhaps by a being
(All seeing)
Who I can not understand
Let alone command.


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Published on December 12, 2017 02:35

December 11, 2017

There Was A Young Lady Named Simone

There was a young lady named Simone
Who lived in a haunted house alone.
In the depths of the dark
She would sing like a lark
And the ghosts would sigh and moan!


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Published on December 11, 2017 04:02

December 10, 2017

Guest author: Kevin Morris – My Old Clock, now available in Audiobook!

Many thanks to Sue Vincent for the below post. The competition to win 2 free audio downloads of “My Old Clock I Wind” (from audible.com) remains open. If you would like to obtain a free audio book, please email me at newauthoronline (at) gmail dot com, putting “free audio download” in the subject line of your message. Please note that the codes to download “My Old Clock” will only work on audible.com (the US site). I will be running a similar promotion for audible.co.uk in the near future.

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Published on December 10, 2017 03:23

There Once Was A Snowwoman Named Moriah

There once was a snowwoman named Moriah
Who warmed herself by my fire.
She wore a coat of felt
And soon did melt.
O what a foolish desire for fire!


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Published on December 10, 2017 03:06