K. Morris's Blog, page 26
March 23, 2025
Whole Again
The rain calls to me
To leave my technology.
It says, “you must go
To your hospital window”.
So I obey it’s command
And go and stand
Where the scent and sound
Of rain is profound
And I am whole again.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Miss Bland’s One Night Stand
A young lady whose name is Bland
Is fond of the one night stand.
When she met Mr White
She stood there all night
And the choir they sang to Bland!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
March 22, 2025
Message to all my blog followers and friends.
I’ve somehow got logged out of my blog so I can’t reply to comments or log in due to the NHS WiFi preventing me from doing so. I’ve tried using my iPhone as a means of connecting to the internet from my computer. The iPhone shows up in the list of available connections. However, for some reason when I click on iPhone I’m told it won’t connect.
Therefore, I am having problems responding to comments at present due to issues logging into my blog. I very much value your comments and will reply to an...
Patients Eat Their Toast
Patients eat their toast.
I have marmalade with mine.
I see no ghosts
And I doubt the divine.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
March 21, 2025
Amy Who Said She Would Never Blame Me!
I am dating a girl named Amy
Who said she would never blame me!
I had an affair with Claire
And a fling with Miss Ling,
And Amy she really did blame me!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
March 20, 2025
Hospital Shadows
In the hospital, shadows come and go
On wards and corridors.
Some return again to sunshine and rain.
While others forever forgo
The delight of sunlight, wind and rain.
And fade on wards.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
When a Brave Young Nurse Named Maude
When a brave young nurse named Maude
Found Death lurking on a hospital ward,
Her and Miss Ling
Grabbed some strong string
And tied him up on that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
March 19, 2025
Naughty Lorna
A naughty young lady named Lorna
Works in a sordid old sauna.
She provides more than massage
At a most reasonable charge,
And the vicar he’s dating Lorna …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
The Strange Pet
There was a young lady of Tibet
Who was known for her strange pet.
She crossed a pyjama
With a Tibetan Llama.
She did it just for a bet!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
March 18, 2025
In the Hospital Garden, in Early Spring
In early spring,
In the hospital garden
No birds sing.
Or perhaps its me
With my thoughts of mortality
Who fails to hear
When they sing to men.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
