Ross Young's Blog, page 30
September 22, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, that's actually quite a tasteful #trim you've added to your robe."
"Beezy it's not intentional."
"Really, it's so artistic?"
"I tried to stop people gathering, it's too busy."
"And…"
"I tried to reason with them and they tried to burn me at the stake."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/MFqh9lfwNe
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 22, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"I know you're trying to help but-"
"What?"
"Well it just doesn't #connate what I'm trying to do?"
"But I was positive. Support Death, the devil wants your money – I can't see how I could be more supportive."
"It's a charity fun run for an animal shelter."#BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/UdqCdvKlMX
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 22, 2020
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“Left, straight, right, straight, U-turn, third exit, second right, up two levels, take the third door, board the train, and it’s the third stop.” “Fine.” “I’m supposed to guide you. That’s what Death does.” “I don’t need your help.” “Well Miss Ann Fractio
"Left, straight, right, straight, U-turn, third exit, second right, up two levels, take the third door, board the train, and it's the third stop."
"Fine."
"I'm supposed to guide you. That's what Death does."
"I don't need your help."
"Well Miss Ann Fractious, good luck."#vss365
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 22, 2020
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September 21, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Grim, where are you?"
"Beezy, the train stopped. We're stuck in an inter-dimensional vortex."
"Why?"
"Leaves on the line."
"Inter-dimensional leaves?"
"That's what the driver said before he turned into a #sandwich. A BLT I think."
"I'll come and get you, I'm peckish."#whistpr
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 21, 2020
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“Hello, #colporteur.” “I’m Death.” “I know. I’m checking your subscriptions.” “Ah, okay.” “Armageddon tired of this?” “No, too conservative.” “Daily Deity?” “Too liberal.” “Get your baps out?” “I don’t bake anymore.” “Bible times?” “Got to keep an eye on c
"Hello, #colporteur."
"I'm Death."
"I know. I'm checking your subscriptions."
"Ah, okay."
"Armageddon tired of this?"
"No, too conservative."
"Daily Deity?"
"Too liberal."
"Get your baps out?"
"I don't bake anymore."
"Bible times?"
"Got to keep an eye on current affairs."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/mMa6Rvv0d4
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 21, 2020
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September 20, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"I'm #provocative,
No words needed,
I'm evocative,
See my bones,
We'll be cooperative
I'm the deathly,
Grim operative."
"Stop."
"Well?"
"I'm Beelzebub,
I've no more f***s to give,
One more rap,
You'll be inoperative."
"That #ryhmes. Can I use it?"
"-"#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/bKuNyhYL0e
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 20, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"I'm #provocative,
No words needed,
I'm evocative,
See my bones,
We'll be cooperative
I'm the deathly,
Grim operative."
"Stop."
"Well?"
"I'm Beelzebub,
I've no more f***s to give,
One more rap,
You'll be inoperative."
"That #ryhmes. Can I use it?"
"-"#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/bKuNyhYL0e
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 20, 2020
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September 19, 2020
“Thesuarius I’ve caught you!” “Grim, it’s not how it looks?” “Really, I’ve noticed the words the dead have been using.” “Fine, I’ve been stealing souls through excessive verbiage.” “It’s over.” “#absquatulate!” “No! This isn’t over, nobody escapes Death… r
"Thesuarius I've caught you!"
"Grim, it's not how it looks?"
"Really, I've noticed the words the dead have been using."
"Fine, I've been stealing souls through excessive verbiage."
"It's over."
"#absquatulate!"
"No! This isn't over, nobody escapes Death… repeatedly."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/fBtr5VQjAg
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 20, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Beezy, I've a #query from a potential soul."
"Potential? They're either mine or not."
"He called me a skeletal eunuch with the personality of a brick who's as likeable as a bucket of vomit."
"Unpleasant."
"Problem is, he's on the cusp, so is it fact, or insult?"
"Oh."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/rwkVtNlcKJ
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 19, 2020
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“Hello.” “I…” “You fell.” “I did?” “Hm. You landed. I’m Death.” “I’m Mel.” “Ah, so you’re Mel who dropped.” “What?” “Stop sniffling. Beezy has constructed a giant nose just for you.” “I don’t-” “I’m sorry #meldrop but there are only so many ducks one can g
"Hello."
"I…"
"You fell."
"I did?"
"Hm. You landed. I'm Death."
"I'm Mel."
"Ah, so you're Mel who dropped."
"What?"
"Stop sniffling. Beezy has constructed a giant nose just for you."
"I don't-"
"I'm sorry #meldrop but there are only so many ducks one can give."
"Ducks?"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/tRVU4BWGq8
— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 19, 2020
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