Tad Williams's Blog, page 20

That’s Crazy Talk, Pierre.

I warned you, damn it! First the Swarmbunnies, now the Wahpocalypse is upon us. Next it will be the Great Hamsterclysm, then you might as well ring down the curtain on humanity. Continue reading →No visits yet

Fanged Dentures For My Chickens

What Facebook is for: so I can make my weird little offhand jokes to slightly more people than the number of humans I can discomfort at any one time in real life. I'm modest, see. I don't need a weekly television show. I just want to consistently annoy and dismay a small, select few. Continue reading →No visits yet

Feeling Moose-ish Today

I wonder if I could make a living just writing things on the computer all day? Oh, wait, that's what I do. But could I make a living writing really short things, like this, on the internet? Things like this, but interesting. They would probably have to be interesting. Continue reading →No visits yet

An Unauthorized Skunk Interaction

Now I know what it must have been like when the Great God Pan passed gas, and the ancient Greeks ran stumbling and retching through the hills to the sea. Continue reading →This page has been viewed 1 times with 1 visits today.

Plus Ça Change, My Babies

I hate finding poisonous reptiles in my delicate underthings. If you agree, like and share this post. Continue reading →This page has been viewed 1 times with 1 visits today.

The Auld In My Lang Syne

Happy New Year to all my family and friends. You are the Auld in my Lang Syne. Continue reading →This page has been viewed 1 times with 1 visits today.

The Spirit of Tad’s Christmas

That still, quiet part of Christmas Eve is almost upon me, no lights but the tree lights, a little soft music playing -- my favorite time. Everything else is just the before and after as far as I'm concerned. I wish you all peace and love this season and hereafter. Continue reading →This page has been viewed 7 times with 7 visits today.

Twenty-Four Winter Stories

The most important thing about a wintertime book is that the colder the scene, the warmer your surroundings must be. For instance, anybody who undertakes the climb up Caradhras without a fire or a working heater, as well as a cup of hot chocolate or peppermint tea, is a fool of a Took. Continue reading →This page has been viewed 11 times with 11 visits today.

I’m Getting My Gondola Ready

I'm getting my gondola ready. Martian canals, baby, Martian canals! Continue reading →This page has been viewed 3 times with 3 visits today.

Mechanics of Joy

Hurry up, you guys! Space isn't going to be there forever! Continue reading →This page has been viewed 1 times with 1 visits today.