Mac Lethal's Blog, page 10

"Girls always need to ask each other opinions and shit before doin’ anythaaang. Like ‘Should I..."

“"Girls always need to ask each other opinions and shit before doin’ anythaaang. Like ‘Should I wear this bathing suit? Is my ass fat?’ Yeah, bitch, your ass is fat ’cause you eat too many Twinkies. Bitch."”

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Bennett (read more: http://bit.ly/1db4fkx)

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"I ain’t racist, my nigga. I’m more in tune with my black incesters than my white ones."

“"I ain’t racist, my nigga. I’m more in tune with my black incesters than my white ones.””

- Bennett (read more: http://bit.ly/1db4fkx)

"I tried to think of atrocious things to erase any frivolity. I started thinking of Hitler. I started..."

“"I tried to think of atrocious things to erase any frivolity. I started thinking of Hitler. I started thinking of Mao. I started thinking of Hitler and Mao, in bikinis, on the beach, frolicking and skipping, while holding hands."”

- Bennett’s cousin Mac (read more: http://bit.ly/1db4fkx)

$9...it's like buying 1.9 Subway sandwiches.

$9...it's like buying 1.9 Subway sandwiches.

$9...it's like buying 1.8 Subway sandwiches.

$9...it's like buying 1.8 Subway sandwiches.:

"I paid a family tree company to locate my roots — and my grandpa’s mom is from Africa!"

““I paid a family tree company to locate my roots — and my grandpa’s mom is from Africa!””

- Bennett

Chapter 1 Excerpt

Check out Chapter 1 of Texts from Bennett: http://bit.ly/1db4fkx!

Bennett has a black belt.

Bennett has a black belt.

"I watched some show named MacGyver about a white nigga who can make a bomb out of a watermelon and a..."

“"I watched some show named MacGyver about a white nigga who can make a bomb out of a watermelon and a vibrator battery. Then I jacked off to Rachael Ray’s 30 Minute Meals show."”

- Bennett, http://bit.ly/1db4fkx

Check out this guy’s screen name…

Check out this guy’s screen name…