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September 3, 2015
Youngest, The Dentist Shenanigans, and The Vegetti
School hasn’t even started yet, and it’s already time for Youngest’s shenanigans for the new year. As I was counting the days until school started – and raging silently at all my Facebook friends who were sharing pictures of their children who were already and unfairly in school – I had to take Oldest and […]
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September 1, 2015
Um, Can I Post on Your Blog?
Caskets From Costco is being re-released through a new publisher this fall!!! Yes, I’m very excited!!! Also, I am looking for blog owners who would let me contribute a post in celebration of this momentous event. There are only a few more spots left, so if you’re interested, DON’T WAIT! Go here to sign up!!! […]
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August 27, 2015
Signs That It’s Time for School to Start
“Youngest is addicted to video games,” Husband grumbled. “Why?” I grunted. “It’s 9 in the morning, and he’s playing video games, grumble grumble blah blah blah,” he answered. Now, two things: Youngesthad a sleepover the night before with a friend and they were both playing video games. And second, I just DID NOT CARE. “Husband,” […]
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August 26, 2015
The A-Grip Cinema is Kind of a Big Deal
This is me in Idaho earlier this summer, being birthed out of a cave with sharp edges…AFTER Husband took my cell phone from my sweaty, clumsy ham hands. He was right to do so, since we were precariously balanced on sharp rocks that overhung a cave, and I needed all limbs to keep from slipping […]
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August 25, 2015
What If Someone Doesn’t Believe Your Abuse?
When people ask me about my family, I say that I am an orphan. It’s technically not true, but this is definitely easier to say than, “Well, I am a survivor of childhood sexual abuse at the hands of my father and I told my mother and she ended up choosing him over me and […]
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August 11, 2015
You Don’t Like Me and That’s Okay
I walked by her house almost every day, and it completely stressed me out. Would she be outside? Could she see me? Would she throw rotten tomatoes at my head? Would she wave, or would she ignore me? How would I respond? Should I just figure out a completely different route to walk? Almost every […]
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August 6, 2015
Oldest and Youngest and the HTC Re Camera
When my AT&T guy* sent me the HTC Re Camera to try out this summer, I have to admit that I was skeptical. No screen? No way to focus? You can’t see the photos or videos until you download them? I thought that I may be too old for this newfangled technology. Lucky for me, […]
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August 3, 2015
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut! #NationalGrabSomeNutsDay
Well, today is National Grab Some Nuts Day! No, I could not simply let this day go by without some acknowledgement. My only word of warning is to ask permission before just grabbing nuts here and there. And if you’re not sure what nuts to grab, enjoy this list of suggestions from Harlon Pepper from […]
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August 1, 2015
Keep Your Phone Safe in the Heat
Ugh, it’s super hot again. Yes, I’m that person. The one who loves the rain. The one who complains about the weather, and not just to make conversation. I have a good reason – I sweat and I chafe. In the winter. Can you imagine the state of my crevices now that it is ninety […]
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July 31, 2015
Why Kids are the Worst
A few things: This guy is not a happy drunk, which is evident as he continues talking. This does not reduce the hilarity, but it does increase the swears, most of which are bleeped. If you are easily offended, this is not for you. Move on. If you don’t think kids are the worst sometimes…I […]
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