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April 22, 2011
Jamie OIiver's Food Revolution

The opposition that Jamie is facing with the LA School district is appalling to me. These are our educators? Isn't raising and educating our children a top priority? If it is (which apparently it isn't) then don't we want to raise a healthy America? This stuff gets so under my skin. I am fortunate to have healthy eating kids. That comes from the way both my husband and I were raised. My dad always had a garden growing up and I was never forced but always encouraged to try vegetables and fruits. I love my veggies. When my kids were babies I made sure that the first foods I started them on were veggies. I did this for quite some time so that they acquired a taste for the green stuff, then I moved on to fruits. All three of my kids ranging in ages 10-19 now love their fruits and vegetables. They love salad, broccoli, and green beans. I rarely have ever allowed them to eat school cafeteria food because I was aware of what was available to them and I didn't like it at all. It's not always easy packing a healthy lunch because it does seem to take a little more time. Now the kids help me and that helps ease the time factor, but their eating habits are important to me. And it isn't just my kids I feel this way about. I want all kids to have the opportunity to eat healthy foods that help them grow and think effectively. Sugar, fried, foods and crap filled with preservatives won't help our kids. Jamie Oliver wants to help our kids! I suggest you check out his site and sign his petition today. Watch his show. Give this Food Revolution some real support. Our kids' health depends on it. Get involved and make a change for the better in this country. http://www.jamieoliver.com/foundation/jamies-food-revolution/
I have loved Jamie Oliver for years. I have his cookbooks and one of my favorite recipes that would make a delicous Easter meal is his Roasted Chicken Stuffed with Fragrant Couscous and cooked on Sweet Potato Stovie. Delicious! http://www.penguin.co.uk/static/cs/uk/0/minisites/jamieoliver/jamieskitchen_recipes_chicken.html
Have a great weekend.
Cheers,
Michele
P.S. Check out my new site at http://www.michelescott.com/
Published on April 22, 2011 10:53
April 15, 2011
Vlog on Writing
Happy Friday! I thought I would try something new and do a vlog (I think that is what it would be called). It's my blog via video. This is an interview that I did recently about writing and why I write....blah, blah, blah. I hope you enjoy!
Have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
Cheers,Michele
Have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
Cheers,Michele
Published on April 15, 2011 08:28
April 13, 2011
Brotherman: A Coming of Age Story
This is a little something I wrote awhile ago (about 10 years ago). It's a novella that I couldn't place genre wise. I think it would be considered a coming of age story, but it definitely isn't YA. It is told from the point of view of a 12 year old boy. If enough readers seem to enjoy it, I will happily post chapters of the novella over the course of the next month. Let me know what you think. :)
Cheers,
Michele
Brotherman
by
Michele Scott
Chapter One (2002)
The entire neighborhood watches as the man and woman move into the corner Spanish style home, with crimson bougainvillea framing the front archway. Liz Strangel watches from behind the Pottery Barn curtains she hangs from inside her feng shui organized living room.
Mr. Dick watches while mowing his lawn like he does every Saturday morning. He intermittently stops, wipes the perspiration from his forehead and rubs his head, which is suffering from the intake of two bottles of wine--alone-- the previous evening.
Jane Evans watches from her porch, peering up on occasion over her Bible to witness the move-in across the street, wondering to herself how she could go about "saving" the new neighbors. For the end is near that much she is certain, and the rest of the neighborhood doesn't have a prayer. That, too, is certain.
Jay and William watch as they bathe their two matching poodles, Picasso and Monet.
"Oh God, that poor man," Jay says.
"No joke, he has no clue where he's moved to," William replies.
"That's obvious."
Even, Trudy Signorelli watches in her own weird way as she walks her imaginary cat, talking to people on the sidewalk that are not really there. "Do you like my pussy? Isn't she pretty? Do you want to pet her?" Trudy does, however, understand that today no one seems to be watching her. They are all watching the man on the street corner.
And, of course, the boys watch from the tire swing on the big tree out in front of Tad's house. "What do you think is wrong with him?" Connor asks. Connor is the youngest of the group and by far the most naïve.
Tad, his older brother by three years at twelve, rolls his eyes.
"Duh, stupid, he's a retard," Pete says. Pete is the largest of the clan.
"Hey, don't call my brother stupid. I'm the only one allowed to do that," Tad tells Pete.
"Well he is. Anyone can see that dude's a retard. Even my own dumb ass little brother can see that, can't you Joey?"
"Uh, huh."
Tad knows it's wrong to make fun of the man sitting on the street corner. Occasionally the man gets up and tries to help the movers, by taking something from the truck to put inside. The woman with him says, "Sit down Brother Man."
"Please Sister Girl. Please let me help."
"No. Now sit down," she says.
"And what's up with that Brother Man crap," Pete says a little too loudly.
"Why don't you leave it alone? My mom already came out once and told us to quit staring." Tad gives Pete his best dirty look. The one, that always seems to wind him up in his room when he pulls it on his mom.
"So. Dude's a retard. He's funny to watch. Look at him over there drooling and throwing rocks."
"You know Pete, I feel really sorry for you that your life is so mundane that you have to insult those who appear to have less intellect than yourself. However, I'm certain even with the spit spewing from his mouth, that man over there is far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be," Tad says feeling quite smug at his own intellect to come up with such a put down. He loves insulting Pete who is famous around the neighborhood for using his fists to get his way. But Tad's brainpower never ceases to put the other kids to shame.
"Are you making fun of me, Tad? Cause if you are I'm gonna kick your ass."
"Well, Tad I'll let you decipher whether or not I am in fact insulting you. And as far as kicking my ass, I'm afraid to inform you that I don't have one."
"Huh?" Pete's mouth drops open.
"But I do think my uncle in Washington does."
"What the heck is he saying?"
"Donkey. He means donkey," Connor tells him.
Tad smiles at his little brother who is usually a bit slow on the uptake.
"Hey is your mom making cookies?" Joey asks.
"No, brownies," Connor replies.
With the topic changing to food, Pete quickly forgets the man across the street and Tad's insults. "Let's go get some."
Tad follows the other boys into the house. Sting's voice blares over the stereo in the family room. The boys enter the kitchen. It smells like a bakery. Tad's stomach growls at the buttery, chocolaty smell. Raquel Andrews turns around with baby Hope on her hip. Flour is spread across both their mom's and Hope's faces. The dishes from breakfast are stacked up high, and the place is pretty much a disaster, as is Tad and Connor's mom. But, God, Tad loves his mom. She is the best.
Sure she can be totally annoying and she is a little kooky to say the least, but he loves her all the same and knows that their lives couldn't function without her. She is what Tad refers to as the glue. She keeps them all together, and maybe it is because she's a total nut.
Baby Hope giggles at the sight of her brothers and their friends. Mom smiles. "Hi guys, want some brownies?" Thank God, that Mom has obviously already had her Prozac, otherwise the offer for brownies wouldn't have been remotely possible, and she could've been crying over all the dishes she has yet to wash. Yes, Tad does love mom.
"So, the new neighbors about moved in?" Mom asks.
"Guess so," Tad answers, acting as if they hadn't been watching the activities from across the street all morning.
Hope reaches up and pulls their mom's hair. "Ouch, no no, baby." As she pries the baby's fingers from her hair, she accidentally knocks the mixing bowl off the table. "Oh shit." The boys laugh. "Oh God, okay guys get your brownies and go back outside."
"I think she pooped Mom."
"Thanks Connor, now go, go!"
The boys grab more than a handful of brownies each and head back outside. Tad feels kind of guilty about all his mom does for him, Connor and their buddies. He is the leader of the neighborhood boys, kind of like a real life Harry Potter without the magic. But he's sure he could convince these knuckleheads if he wanted that he was capable of performing any amount of magic tricks.
He did at one point have them believing that he'd put a spell on Mr. Dick next door, and that was why the dude never seemed happy. It was all just crap, but hey, when you're dealing with guys who are lacking in the brain department you do certain things just for the kick of it.
On any given day after school, and all day on the weekends there could be anywhere from four to ten boys tramping in and out of Tad's house. His mom does her best to supply them with goodies and keep her sanity as his ten- month-old sister screams constantly for her attention. Tad can see his mom struggle during these times. She tries really hard to put on a happy face and assure the neighbors that, "It's really okay their kids are all over playing, screwing up her house, so that Tad's step-dad Austen can freak out on her and all of them. Which is something Austen does on an every other day basis. Tad does feel bad about that. He doesn't like to hear Austen carry on at his mom.
But the facts are his house is the best and his mom is the coolest in the neighborhood. No one else's mom let's them jump on the beds. Well, neither does Tad's mom. It's just when she gets mad, it's not totally believable.
However, having the coolest mom in town does have some drawbacks, like she does way too much yoga--so much so that his friends stand at the window and watch her. "Quit checking out my mom," he finds himself yelling, ready to go ninja on them if he needs to.
She also gets pretty frustrated at times with all the kids and when she does she usually yells at Tad, opens a bottle of Merlot and puts some crappy eighties music on and dances around their family room, with Hope giggling and doing her version of dancing, too.
But Tad does understand his mom--kind of. He used to understand her better, but since she married Austen she's a little more psycho and a lot stricter. Tad thinks of the good old days often with fond memories of when he could easily manipulate his mom into getting pretty much anything he wanted. That was because mom felt guilty about leaving their dad. But Tad doesn't blame her. He's figured out his dad's deal. He's thirty-nine, going on twenty. A blonde with big boobs is always at his side and Tad and Connor are a convenience when he wants to impress one of these brain-dead, blonde, fake boobed women that he is a family man.
Now mom is married to Austen. And, with all of Austen's quirks, Tad does know that his step-dad is a family man. Some days Tad thinks that Austen is a real pain in the butt, because if Tad could have it his way he'd be the boss of the household. But Tad has learned over the last few years that isn't possible. He's continually reminded of his status as a twelve-year-old boy.
Austen is the all American pie guy who digs sports, watches football religiously on Sundays, and plays golf for fun. He's not always at home because he's a pilot and that can be cool because Mom's not so strict when Austen isn't around.
Austen was raised military style and mom is so not military, that their biggest fights are always about the way the house should be run. Tad thinks mom always seems to win these squirmishes because her points make the most sense. Tad knows that Austen is a better dad, because Mom has made him one. And, if truth were told, Mom is a better mom because of Austen. Tad has recently been considering calling him Dad. Especially since he did the coolest thing last week.
Connor came home filled with excitement over selling wrapping paper for his school. He could earn some gay Digimon thing, and begged Tad to go around with him. "I'll let you have my Playstation time, if you go with me."
Tad agreed because Playstation is as close to being God as possible.
The first door they knocked on was Mr. Dick's. Before, Connor even got the words out; Mr. Dick slammed the door on their faces. It wasn't like a "No thank you," or an even, "I'm not interested." It was open the door look down at Tad and Connor who looks like a freaking commercial kid and Mr. Dick says, "What?"
And before the boys can explain what they're doing he slams the door in their faces. Tad says, "What a jerk." And Connor busts out in tears. Austen was home; Mom was at some art class. So Austen walked over carrying Hope. Connor and Tad followed and hid behind Mr. Dick's front bushes. Austen knocked on the door. "Mrs. Dick answered this time. She's hot—blonde, long legs, blue, blue eyes. The boys in the neighborhood can't decide who they like better--Mrs. Dick or Tad's mom.
"Hi Stella, is your husband here?" Austen said.
"Sure," she said smiling. Tad thinks Stella likes Austen, but Tad knows that Austen only likes--no loves Mom.
"Richard, Austen is here to see you."
Mr. Dick came to the door still dressed in his button down and tie.
"Hey Richard, how's it going?"
"Fine."
Tad thought that Mr. Dick looked irritated.
"Good, hey look my boys just came home and my youngest was crying. I'm sure it's all a big mistake, you know, he's a little sensitive. Anyway I was wondering did you yell at the kids and slam the door in their face?"
"I guess I did."
"Don't you think that was kind of rude? They are only kids. They were trying to sell something for school, granted you didn't need to buy anything but a simple "no thank you," would've really been the right thing to do."
"Let me tell you something, Austen, my wife and I have lived here a lot longer than you and your bratty kids. Every fucking Saturday and Sunday, in fact, every day for that matter those kids of yours scream and holler and run around this neighborhood like banjees. They drive me up the fucking wall. And your crazy ass wife makes too much goddamned noise, as well. I can hear her playing her music and singing out loud like she thinks she's fucking Madonna or something. And that baby of yours, well pal, it might be nice of you tried getting her to shut up too, once in awhile. Maybe you should try and control that brood of yours a little better."
Tad had never seen blood rise so quickly from anyone. One minute Austen was his normal color and the next he was purple. "Tad come here, please," he said, his voice shaking.
Tad came out of the bushes. "Take your sister please." Austen handed Hope to Tad. "Now go back to the house. I'll be right there." Fat chance of that. Tad wasn't going anywhere. He took Hope and stood back behind the bushes and watched while his little sister pulled his hair and laughed as his step-dad cold-clocked Mr. Dick right in the face.
"Ooh, that hurt, that definitely hurt," Connor said bringing his hand up to his own face. Mr. Dick fell over backwards and scrambled to get on his feet. Mrs. Dick yelled, blood spewed all over coming from Mr. Dick's mouth. Tad tried not to laugh but that was impossible. Mr. Dick yelled something about calling the cops and Austen yelled back, "Next time buy some magazines from my kids!"
He plucked Hope out of Tad's arms and said, "Come on boys."
"It was wrapping paper, Austen," Connor said.
"What?" Austen asked.
"I was selling wrapping paper, not magazines."
"Whatever."
"That was so cool, Dad," Tad said. "I can't wait to tell the guys!"
Austen looked down at him, a smile spread across his face, "That was pretty cool, huh?"
"Yeah, you like totally kicked his butt."
Austen ruffled Tad's hair. Connor hugged him, and said, "Thanks. No one has ever stuck up for me."
"That's what I'm here for buddy," Austen said.
The cops showed up at the house half-hour later, just as Mom walked through the door, covered in paint. "What's going on?"
"Tad fill your mother in, and Rocky, I'm going to need you to pay my bail."
"What?"
Tad told his mom everything as the cops drove Austen away. Tad was shocked that Austen had been so calm the whole time the cops were there. He was nice and explained why he'd done it. Tad could see that the cops even had empathy. They were family men, too.
Tad knew his mom was upset, but also got the feeling that she was proud of Austen. Mr. Dick was a dick and everyone knew it. Except now his parents had received some papers saying the Dicks were suing them.
Mom has started turning up her eighties music even louder and encouraging the boys to wrestle on the side-lawn facing the Dicks. Austen is trying hard to remain cool, allowing the boys to play rougher than normal. He has achieved the status of hero amongst the boys in the neighborhood, and with that seems to have come a more tolerant step-dad.
As the boys hoop and holler, swinging each other back and forth on the tire swing, Tad notices Mr. Dick watching the man across the street. He hopes Mr. Dick doesn't turn his anger towards the poor man and berate him like he does to all the kids. He hopes he'll leave the man alone. But looking at him right now and seeing the sneer on Mr. Dick's face, Tad feels certain that Mr. Dick will not be leaving the man alone.
Cheers,
Michele
Brotherman
by
Michele Scott
Chapter One (2002)
The entire neighborhood watches as the man and woman move into the corner Spanish style home, with crimson bougainvillea framing the front archway. Liz Strangel watches from behind the Pottery Barn curtains she hangs from inside her feng shui organized living room.
Mr. Dick watches while mowing his lawn like he does every Saturday morning. He intermittently stops, wipes the perspiration from his forehead and rubs his head, which is suffering from the intake of two bottles of wine--alone-- the previous evening.
Jane Evans watches from her porch, peering up on occasion over her Bible to witness the move-in across the street, wondering to herself how she could go about "saving" the new neighbors. For the end is near that much she is certain, and the rest of the neighborhood doesn't have a prayer. That, too, is certain.
Jay and William watch as they bathe their two matching poodles, Picasso and Monet.
"Oh God, that poor man," Jay says.
"No joke, he has no clue where he's moved to," William replies.
"That's obvious."
Even, Trudy Signorelli watches in her own weird way as she walks her imaginary cat, talking to people on the sidewalk that are not really there. "Do you like my pussy? Isn't she pretty? Do you want to pet her?" Trudy does, however, understand that today no one seems to be watching her. They are all watching the man on the street corner.
And, of course, the boys watch from the tire swing on the big tree out in front of Tad's house. "What do you think is wrong with him?" Connor asks. Connor is the youngest of the group and by far the most naïve.
Tad, his older brother by three years at twelve, rolls his eyes.
"Duh, stupid, he's a retard," Pete says. Pete is the largest of the clan.
"Hey, don't call my brother stupid. I'm the only one allowed to do that," Tad tells Pete.
"Well he is. Anyone can see that dude's a retard. Even my own dumb ass little brother can see that, can't you Joey?"
"Uh, huh."
Tad knows it's wrong to make fun of the man sitting on the street corner. Occasionally the man gets up and tries to help the movers, by taking something from the truck to put inside. The woman with him says, "Sit down Brother Man."
"Please Sister Girl. Please let me help."
"No. Now sit down," she says.
"And what's up with that Brother Man crap," Pete says a little too loudly.
"Why don't you leave it alone? My mom already came out once and told us to quit staring." Tad gives Pete his best dirty look. The one, that always seems to wind him up in his room when he pulls it on his mom.
"So. Dude's a retard. He's funny to watch. Look at him over there drooling and throwing rocks."
"You know Pete, I feel really sorry for you that your life is so mundane that you have to insult those who appear to have less intellect than yourself. However, I'm certain even with the spit spewing from his mouth, that man over there is far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be," Tad says feeling quite smug at his own intellect to come up with such a put down. He loves insulting Pete who is famous around the neighborhood for using his fists to get his way. But Tad's brainpower never ceases to put the other kids to shame.
"Are you making fun of me, Tad? Cause if you are I'm gonna kick your ass."
"Well, Tad I'll let you decipher whether or not I am in fact insulting you. And as far as kicking my ass, I'm afraid to inform you that I don't have one."
"Huh?" Pete's mouth drops open.
"But I do think my uncle in Washington does."
"What the heck is he saying?"
"Donkey. He means donkey," Connor tells him.
Tad smiles at his little brother who is usually a bit slow on the uptake.
"Hey is your mom making cookies?" Joey asks.
"No, brownies," Connor replies.
With the topic changing to food, Pete quickly forgets the man across the street and Tad's insults. "Let's go get some."
Tad follows the other boys into the house. Sting's voice blares over the stereo in the family room. The boys enter the kitchen. It smells like a bakery. Tad's stomach growls at the buttery, chocolaty smell. Raquel Andrews turns around with baby Hope on her hip. Flour is spread across both their mom's and Hope's faces. The dishes from breakfast are stacked up high, and the place is pretty much a disaster, as is Tad and Connor's mom. But, God, Tad loves his mom. She is the best.
Sure she can be totally annoying and she is a little kooky to say the least, but he loves her all the same and knows that their lives couldn't function without her. She is what Tad refers to as the glue. She keeps them all together, and maybe it is because she's a total nut.
Baby Hope giggles at the sight of her brothers and their friends. Mom smiles. "Hi guys, want some brownies?" Thank God, that Mom has obviously already had her Prozac, otherwise the offer for brownies wouldn't have been remotely possible, and she could've been crying over all the dishes she has yet to wash. Yes, Tad does love mom.
"So, the new neighbors about moved in?" Mom asks.
"Guess so," Tad answers, acting as if they hadn't been watching the activities from across the street all morning.
Hope reaches up and pulls their mom's hair. "Ouch, no no, baby." As she pries the baby's fingers from her hair, she accidentally knocks the mixing bowl off the table. "Oh shit." The boys laugh. "Oh God, okay guys get your brownies and go back outside."
"I think she pooped Mom."
"Thanks Connor, now go, go!"
The boys grab more than a handful of brownies each and head back outside. Tad feels kind of guilty about all his mom does for him, Connor and their buddies. He is the leader of the neighborhood boys, kind of like a real life Harry Potter without the magic. But he's sure he could convince these knuckleheads if he wanted that he was capable of performing any amount of magic tricks.
He did at one point have them believing that he'd put a spell on Mr. Dick next door, and that was why the dude never seemed happy. It was all just crap, but hey, when you're dealing with guys who are lacking in the brain department you do certain things just for the kick of it.
On any given day after school, and all day on the weekends there could be anywhere from four to ten boys tramping in and out of Tad's house. His mom does her best to supply them with goodies and keep her sanity as his ten- month-old sister screams constantly for her attention. Tad can see his mom struggle during these times. She tries really hard to put on a happy face and assure the neighbors that, "It's really okay their kids are all over playing, screwing up her house, so that Tad's step-dad Austen can freak out on her and all of them. Which is something Austen does on an every other day basis. Tad does feel bad about that. He doesn't like to hear Austen carry on at his mom.
But the facts are his house is the best and his mom is the coolest in the neighborhood. No one else's mom let's them jump on the beds. Well, neither does Tad's mom. It's just when she gets mad, it's not totally believable.
However, having the coolest mom in town does have some drawbacks, like she does way too much yoga--so much so that his friends stand at the window and watch her. "Quit checking out my mom," he finds himself yelling, ready to go ninja on them if he needs to.
She also gets pretty frustrated at times with all the kids and when she does she usually yells at Tad, opens a bottle of Merlot and puts some crappy eighties music on and dances around their family room, with Hope giggling and doing her version of dancing, too.
But Tad does understand his mom--kind of. He used to understand her better, but since she married Austen she's a little more psycho and a lot stricter. Tad thinks of the good old days often with fond memories of when he could easily manipulate his mom into getting pretty much anything he wanted. That was because mom felt guilty about leaving their dad. But Tad doesn't blame her. He's figured out his dad's deal. He's thirty-nine, going on twenty. A blonde with big boobs is always at his side and Tad and Connor are a convenience when he wants to impress one of these brain-dead, blonde, fake boobed women that he is a family man.
Now mom is married to Austen. And, with all of Austen's quirks, Tad does know that his step-dad is a family man. Some days Tad thinks that Austen is a real pain in the butt, because if Tad could have it his way he'd be the boss of the household. But Tad has learned over the last few years that isn't possible. He's continually reminded of his status as a twelve-year-old boy.
Austen is the all American pie guy who digs sports, watches football religiously on Sundays, and plays golf for fun. He's not always at home because he's a pilot and that can be cool because Mom's not so strict when Austen isn't around.
Austen was raised military style and mom is so not military, that their biggest fights are always about the way the house should be run. Tad thinks mom always seems to win these squirmishes because her points make the most sense. Tad knows that Austen is a better dad, because Mom has made him one. And, if truth were told, Mom is a better mom because of Austen. Tad has recently been considering calling him Dad. Especially since he did the coolest thing last week.
Connor came home filled with excitement over selling wrapping paper for his school. He could earn some gay Digimon thing, and begged Tad to go around with him. "I'll let you have my Playstation time, if you go with me."
Tad agreed because Playstation is as close to being God as possible.
The first door they knocked on was Mr. Dick's. Before, Connor even got the words out; Mr. Dick slammed the door on their faces. It wasn't like a "No thank you," or an even, "I'm not interested." It was open the door look down at Tad and Connor who looks like a freaking commercial kid and Mr. Dick says, "What?"
And before the boys can explain what they're doing he slams the door in their faces. Tad says, "What a jerk." And Connor busts out in tears. Austen was home; Mom was at some art class. So Austen walked over carrying Hope. Connor and Tad followed and hid behind Mr. Dick's front bushes. Austen knocked on the door. "Mrs. Dick answered this time. She's hot—blonde, long legs, blue, blue eyes. The boys in the neighborhood can't decide who they like better--Mrs. Dick or Tad's mom.
"Hi Stella, is your husband here?" Austen said.
"Sure," she said smiling. Tad thinks Stella likes Austen, but Tad knows that Austen only likes--no loves Mom.
"Richard, Austen is here to see you."
Mr. Dick came to the door still dressed in his button down and tie.
"Hey Richard, how's it going?"
"Fine."
Tad thought that Mr. Dick looked irritated.
"Good, hey look my boys just came home and my youngest was crying. I'm sure it's all a big mistake, you know, he's a little sensitive. Anyway I was wondering did you yell at the kids and slam the door in their face?"
"I guess I did."
"Don't you think that was kind of rude? They are only kids. They were trying to sell something for school, granted you didn't need to buy anything but a simple "no thank you," would've really been the right thing to do."
"Let me tell you something, Austen, my wife and I have lived here a lot longer than you and your bratty kids. Every fucking Saturday and Sunday, in fact, every day for that matter those kids of yours scream and holler and run around this neighborhood like banjees. They drive me up the fucking wall. And your crazy ass wife makes too much goddamned noise, as well. I can hear her playing her music and singing out loud like she thinks she's fucking Madonna or something. And that baby of yours, well pal, it might be nice of you tried getting her to shut up too, once in awhile. Maybe you should try and control that brood of yours a little better."
Tad had never seen blood rise so quickly from anyone. One minute Austen was his normal color and the next he was purple. "Tad come here, please," he said, his voice shaking.
Tad came out of the bushes. "Take your sister please." Austen handed Hope to Tad. "Now go back to the house. I'll be right there." Fat chance of that. Tad wasn't going anywhere. He took Hope and stood back behind the bushes and watched while his little sister pulled his hair and laughed as his step-dad cold-clocked Mr. Dick right in the face.
"Ooh, that hurt, that definitely hurt," Connor said bringing his hand up to his own face. Mr. Dick fell over backwards and scrambled to get on his feet. Mrs. Dick yelled, blood spewed all over coming from Mr. Dick's mouth. Tad tried not to laugh but that was impossible. Mr. Dick yelled something about calling the cops and Austen yelled back, "Next time buy some magazines from my kids!"
He plucked Hope out of Tad's arms and said, "Come on boys."
"It was wrapping paper, Austen," Connor said.
"What?" Austen asked.
"I was selling wrapping paper, not magazines."
"Whatever."
"That was so cool, Dad," Tad said. "I can't wait to tell the guys!"
Austen looked down at him, a smile spread across his face, "That was pretty cool, huh?"
"Yeah, you like totally kicked his butt."
Austen ruffled Tad's hair. Connor hugged him, and said, "Thanks. No one has ever stuck up for me."
"That's what I'm here for buddy," Austen said.
The cops showed up at the house half-hour later, just as Mom walked through the door, covered in paint. "What's going on?"
"Tad fill your mother in, and Rocky, I'm going to need you to pay my bail."
"What?"
Tad told his mom everything as the cops drove Austen away. Tad was shocked that Austen had been so calm the whole time the cops were there. He was nice and explained why he'd done it. Tad could see that the cops even had empathy. They were family men, too.
Tad knew his mom was upset, but also got the feeling that she was proud of Austen. Mr. Dick was a dick and everyone knew it. Except now his parents had received some papers saying the Dicks were suing them.
Mom has started turning up her eighties music even louder and encouraging the boys to wrestle on the side-lawn facing the Dicks. Austen is trying hard to remain cool, allowing the boys to play rougher than normal. He has achieved the status of hero amongst the boys in the neighborhood, and with that seems to have come a more tolerant step-dad.
As the boys hoop and holler, swinging each other back and forth on the tire swing, Tad notices Mr. Dick watching the man across the street. He hopes Mr. Dick doesn't turn his anger towards the poor man and berate him like he does to all the kids. He hopes he'll leave the man alone. But looking at him right now and seeing the sneer on Mr. Dick's face, Tad feels certain that Mr. Dick will not be leaving the man alone.
Published on April 13, 2011 09:29
April 12, 2011
Writing a Wine Lover's Mystery Takes Some Real Tough Research

Writing the Nikki Sands mysteries (the other name for The Wine Lover's)is a lot of fun, not just because I get to drink wine and figure out what the wine tasting notes are for the parts in the books where I've included recipes and wine pairings, but mostly what I enjoy about this series is growing the characters. When I started out the series with Murder Uncorked, Nikki Sands was an actress and a waitress in the evenings who was kind of a Renaissance woman who prided herself on being a student of life—and that included learning everything possible about wines. Her know-all paid off when she impressed the dashing Derek Malveaux (owner of Malveaux Estate Wines) with her extensive knowledge. Now working on the 6th book in the series, Nikki has come a long way, except she still seems to have the bad luck of discovering dead bodies wherever she goes.
For this week's recipe I decided to post a delicious dessert that I enjoy making (and eating). Hope you will give it a try and let me know what you think.
Cheers,
Michele
http://www.michelescott.com/
Peach Galette
Dough
2 cups unbleached
¾ teaspoon salt
½ cup (1 stick) cold, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
7 tablespoons cold solid vegetable shortening, cut into small pieces
¼ cup ice water
1 ½ pounds peaches
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 egg yolk whisked with 1 teaspoon of water
1 tablespoon coarse sugar
¾ pound aged Gouda or Gruyère
To make the dough: In a food processor, combine the flour and salt. Pulse three or four times to blend. Add the butter and pulse a few times, just until evenly distributed and coated with flour. Add the shortening and pulse a few times, until coated with flour. Transfer mixture to a bowl. Drizzle with the ice water while tossing with a fork, just until dough begins to come together in clumps, then knead dough to get it to hold together. Shape into thick round patty, then wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least two hours.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Peel and slice peaches. Set aside.
Put dough on a lightly floured work surface, top with a fresh sheet of plastic wrap, and let stand for ten minutes to warm slightly. Roll dough into a 15-inch circle. Transfer dough to rimless baking sheet. Trim edges as needed to make 15-inch circle, reserving the trimmings. About two inches from the edge of the dough, arrange the peach slices in a neat ring, overlapping the slices slightly. Fill in center with peaches. Sprinkle with granulated sugar.
Gently fold the edge of the dough over the peaches to make a wide border. Make sure there aren't any cracks. Use trimmed dough if needed to patch.
Brush the border with a little egg wash, then sprinkle with coarse sugar. Bake until crust is golden, about 50 minutes. Cool slightly. Serve warm with cheese and wine.
Published on April 12, 2011 09:44
April 8, 2011
New Mystery Series Sneak Preview
I am busy writing the next book and thought I would give you a sneak preview. Hope you enjoy! Here is the book trailer and the first chapter of the first in my new mystery series Dead Celebs out with Zova Books in November!
CHAPTER ONE
My name is Evie Duncan and I hang out with dead rock stars, and occasionally a dead movie star or two might suddenly waltz across the living room. I know, weird, huh? Trust me. I think so too. One night I actually watched Fred Astaire lift Ginger Rogers off her feet right in the middle of the kitchen, and I went to grab my coffee cup, because I was sure Ginger was going to knock it off the center aisle. Ah but as luck would have it, her pretty little shoe went right through the cup. I've discovered that ghosts can walk right through you or any object for that matter—just like in the movies. That part is true from what we all "think" we know about ghosts, but I've learned quite a bit more about them over the past few months.
I know it sounds completely insane. Right? Like commit me insane. But honestly, I am not crazy. Okay, maybe a little bit, and believe me, the first time I saw Bob Marley in my place (technically not my place, not even close to being my place, but I'll get to that) in Hollywood Hills getting high and singing "Buffalo Soldier," I thought I was either dreaming, hallucinating off bad food from Denny's, or—yes, that I'd gone completely mad. None of that was the case. Bob was and is a very real dead guy who likes to hang in my place, along with a handful of other deceased famous rockers, as well as some who never quite hit the charts. It is one of those guys who almost made it to the top but didn't that I happen to have—sort of—fallen for. So, not only do I hang out with dead rock stars, but I also think that I am in love with one of them or at least I have a severe case of lust, which makes me totally screwed up. But I still stand by the fact that I am not crazy.
Before I go any farther with how this me being able to see the famous deceased phenomenon started, I need to go back a few months to the day after my twenty-eighth birthday. Raised in Brady, Texas: population about 8,000 people. The signs were everywhere. Signs that is—to get the hell out of dodge.
I was at Mrs. Betty LaRue's quaint craftsman, which smelled of fresh laundry, home cooking and mothballs. She was comforting me over the dismal turnout of the Mary Kay presentation that she'd hosted for me—my latest attempt at becoming an entrepreneur.
We were drinking apple cranberry tea, her lhasa apso Princess curled in a ball under her chair and my dog (of indeterminable breed. Am thinking she is part coyote, part lab, possibly some border collie in there) Mama Cass lay over my feet. I loved that Betty always let me bring Mama Cass in the house. Cass went everywhere with me, but not everyone happens to be as gracious as Betty.
"I really thought this would go so much better," I said, bringing the warm brew to my lips.
Betty smiled, the fine lines in her eighty-something-year-old face creasing deeper into her skin, "Oh honey, I don't know what happened to my girls today. I am so sorry. I thought there'd be at least ten of us. They all love my snickerdoodle cookies. I don't understand. But you know how some of us old gals get; we forget things." She twirled a wisp of curliqued hair on the side of her face around her finger. The rest of her hair was pulled up into a yellowish white bun (or chignon as Mama calls it) on top of her head. She'd obviously been in to see my mother that morning for her weekly hair appointment.
I nodded. "It's okay, Betty. Thanks for hosting it anyway, and the cookies were delicious. Three isn't such a bad turnout." Thing was, only Betty bought anything, and her friends Margaret and Hazel only came for the cookies. "And I made about ten dollars, so that will at least buy me a couple of meals. You'll love that anti-wrinkle cream."
Betty ran a hand over her face and laughed in her sweet, southern, gentile manner—something I had failed to learn, as my father always reminded me. "Child, there is nothing gonna work on this here face. I'm proud of them. I earned these lines."
I laughed back. "So you only bought the cream from me because you felt sorry for me?" Mama Cass's ears perked up and she lifted her head, which I bent over and scratched.
Betty sighed. "Evie Duncan, I have known you since you started kicking up a fuss in your mama's belly, and I have watched you try so hard to be exactly what your mama and daddy wanted you to be, especially after all that bad business." She nodded and brought her tea cup to her lips, her hand shaking ever so slightly. I sighed, knowing exactly what bad business she was referring to, but both of us didn't want to expand on it. Betty waved her free hand carelessly in the air as if to brush any painful thoughts away. "But a good southern girl who would marry a good southern boy and have babies and run a family like your folks did is what I know you wanted to be for them. However, dear girl, then you got real lucky now, didn't you?"
"What do you mean?"
"You got a God-given talent." She tried to set the tea cup down on the side table. I reached over and took it from her, setting it down for her. "Thank you, honey."
I looked down at my dog, now licking my toes that stuck out of the one pair of high-heeled sandals I'd had for the past five years. "No I don't, Betty. I know I'm good, but there're a lot of good musicians out there. Great musicians." Now I was twirling the ends of my hair, but there was no way my mama or even myself would ever put it up into a chignon. My hair was stick straight, long—past my shoulders, dark brown and thinner than I would have liked it to be, but a silky thin, which was good, I suppose, the silky part anyway. The closest anyone would ever get to pinning my hair up would be a ponytail.
Betty waved a hand. "Nonsense." Placing her hands on the sides of the chair, she pushed herself up and ambled over to the white-bricked mantle, took an envelope off of it, brought it back and handed it to me.
"What's this?"
"Your birthday was yesterday, wasn't it?"
"You remembered?"
She frowned. "I may be old but I don't forget my favorite people's birthdays."
"I'm one of your favorite people?" I mused.
"Honey, you know you are. You got spunk. Had it since you came out ass backward, showing the world what you thought of it," she said, referring to the fact I'd been born breech.
"Thank you. I think." I couldn't help smiling. Betty was the only one I knew who spoke the truth without holding back. She didn't tip toe around a thing. Very different from my family. Tip toeing was what we did best.
"Open it. I don't have all day. It's about time for my nap."
I tore open the envelope and in it was a check for five thousand dollars made out to me. I gasped. "Betty! What…" Mama Cass jumped up, her huge ears pricked forward, tail wagging and watching me like a hawk. "It's okay, girl." She lay back down.
"I was twenty-eight once too, you know, and I had dreams, big dreams." Her blue eyes glazed over for a moment. "I wanted to be a movie star, and I could have too. I was damn good, like you are at what you do. But then my folks, like yours, had other ideas for my life and I decided to play by their rules. Now I don't regret it . . . maybe I do a little, but I've had a good life. Thing is, Evie, you can sing like a nightingale and you can play the guitar like nobody's business. And you need to get the hell out of this podunk town before you wind up like every other girl here—knocked up, changing dirty nappies and cleaning up after everyone else every day for the rest of your life."
I frowned. I'd already seen almost every girl from my high school graduating class living out the life Betty had just described to a tee already. The lucky ones had skipped town and gone on to college. I hadn't been quite that lucky for a variety of reasons. I could have. I had the grades and the desire, but life had other ideas… On the positive side though, which is where I liked to go to (also for a variety for reasons) I at least had not had the misfortune to be married to some guy who didn't appreciate me, expected his dinner on the table when he got home from his shift at the local textile factory, and wanted his wife and children to obey, just because he said so.
"It's amazing it hasn't happened to you already," she continued. "My guess is you were either smart enough to use birth control, smart enough to not date one of the goof-offs in this town, or scared to death by your daddy's hell, brimstone and fire sermons."
"Pretty much all of the above, but still, what is this for? I can't accept this." I waved the check in the air.
"Yes you can, and you will. You gotta go live your life, Evie Duncan. Pack up that van of yours, your guitar, and Mama Cass and head west. You sing your heart out in every bar, every café, every church—I don't care where you go and sing your heart out at, but go and sing. I know one thing: you have what it takes to be a star. Forget all about that Avon you're trying to pawn…"
"Mary Kay," I interrupted.
She frowned and waved a hand at me. "Just forget it no matter what, because you and I both know that won't get you nowhere. That kind of thing is for people like Shirley Swan up the road trying to make an extra buck to take care of those for rotten kids of hers. Not for you. Take the money, cut your losses and run. Go live your dream, child. You gotta stop living for your mama and daddy. You didn't cause what happened and you can't ever change it. You didn't cause it. Now you're parents, they have to at some point get on with their lives, honey, and if they don't, I hate to see you waste yours. So go on and live life. Do it for me. Go live my dream. Humor an old woman. Please?" Her blue eyes watered and the creases around them crinkled up as she choked back emotion and waved her hand at Evie again. "You go do this for Betty La Rue." Betty now shook a bent finger at her.
How could I refuse after a plea like that? "But my daddy—?"
Betty dabbed at her eyes with a kerchief. "He'll get over it. And your mama is gonna secretly be cheering you on. It'll be hard on them, but this'll be the best thing for all of you." She sighed heavily. "Especially you, Evie. Especially you. Trust me. "
So I did. I trusted Betty LaRue.
The next day I did exactly what she'd insisted upon. I packed up my 1974 VW van, a suitcase of clothes, my Rosewood Gibson acoustic guitar and Mama Cass. I pulled out of my parents' driveway with Daddy's arms waving wildly in the air and him yelling, "You're gonna ruin your life out there. Los Angeles ain't the city of angels. It's a city of heathens and devils!"
I knew he was just scared. My leaving was breaking his heart. I'm pretty sure if I looked closer that I'd be able to see the tears in his eyes and then my heart would break, too. God, I felt so heartless, so cruel, but…I knew that Betty was right. This was something that had to be done.
I could see the tears for sure in my mother's big hazel eyes, the same color as my own, as she mouthed, "I love you."
I rolled down the window, choking back my own sobs. "I love you, too. I'll call. Don't worry. I'll be fine. I really will. I do love you."
With that, tears blurring my vision, Mama Cass's head in my lap, a Patsy Cline cassette in the tape deck, I headed west to the City of Angels. And although the tears kept coming, streaming down my face as the highway spread out in front and now behind me, for the first time in sixteen years I felt like I could finally breathe again.
CHAPTER ONE
My name is Evie Duncan and I hang out with dead rock stars, and occasionally a dead movie star or two might suddenly waltz across the living room. I know, weird, huh? Trust me. I think so too. One night I actually watched Fred Astaire lift Ginger Rogers off her feet right in the middle of the kitchen, and I went to grab my coffee cup, because I was sure Ginger was going to knock it off the center aisle. Ah but as luck would have it, her pretty little shoe went right through the cup. I've discovered that ghosts can walk right through you or any object for that matter—just like in the movies. That part is true from what we all "think" we know about ghosts, but I've learned quite a bit more about them over the past few months.
I know it sounds completely insane. Right? Like commit me insane. But honestly, I am not crazy. Okay, maybe a little bit, and believe me, the first time I saw Bob Marley in my place (technically not my place, not even close to being my place, but I'll get to that) in Hollywood Hills getting high and singing "Buffalo Soldier," I thought I was either dreaming, hallucinating off bad food from Denny's, or—yes, that I'd gone completely mad. None of that was the case. Bob was and is a very real dead guy who likes to hang in my place, along with a handful of other deceased famous rockers, as well as some who never quite hit the charts. It is one of those guys who almost made it to the top but didn't that I happen to have—sort of—fallen for. So, not only do I hang out with dead rock stars, but I also think that I am in love with one of them or at least I have a severe case of lust, which makes me totally screwed up. But I still stand by the fact that I am not crazy.
Before I go any farther with how this me being able to see the famous deceased phenomenon started, I need to go back a few months to the day after my twenty-eighth birthday. Raised in Brady, Texas: population about 8,000 people. The signs were everywhere. Signs that is—to get the hell out of dodge.
I was at Mrs. Betty LaRue's quaint craftsman, which smelled of fresh laundry, home cooking and mothballs. She was comforting me over the dismal turnout of the Mary Kay presentation that she'd hosted for me—my latest attempt at becoming an entrepreneur.
We were drinking apple cranberry tea, her lhasa apso Princess curled in a ball under her chair and my dog (of indeterminable breed. Am thinking she is part coyote, part lab, possibly some border collie in there) Mama Cass lay over my feet. I loved that Betty always let me bring Mama Cass in the house. Cass went everywhere with me, but not everyone happens to be as gracious as Betty.
"I really thought this would go so much better," I said, bringing the warm brew to my lips.
Betty smiled, the fine lines in her eighty-something-year-old face creasing deeper into her skin, "Oh honey, I don't know what happened to my girls today. I am so sorry. I thought there'd be at least ten of us. They all love my snickerdoodle cookies. I don't understand. But you know how some of us old gals get; we forget things." She twirled a wisp of curliqued hair on the side of her face around her finger. The rest of her hair was pulled up into a yellowish white bun (or chignon as Mama calls it) on top of her head. She'd obviously been in to see my mother that morning for her weekly hair appointment.
I nodded. "It's okay, Betty. Thanks for hosting it anyway, and the cookies were delicious. Three isn't such a bad turnout." Thing was, only Betty bought anything, and her friends Margaret and Hazel only came for the cookies. "And I made about ten dollars, so that will at least buy me a couple of meals. You'll love that anti-wrinkle cream."
Betty ran a hand over her face and laughed in her sweet, southern, gentile manner—something I had failed to learn, as my father always reminded me. "Child, there is nothing gonna work on this here face. I'm proud of them. I earned these lines."
I laughed back. "So you only bought the cream from me because you felt sorry for me?" Mama Cass's ears perked up and she lifted her head, which I bent over and scratched.
Betty sighed. "Evie Duncan, I have known you since you started kicking up a fuss in your mama's belly, and I have watched you try so hard to be exactly what your mama and daddy wanted you to be, especially after all that bad business." She nodded and brought her tea cup to her lips, her hand shaking ever so slightly. I sighed, knowing exactly what bad business she was referring to, but both of us didn't want to expand on it. Betty waved her free hand carelessly in the air as if to brush any painful thoughts away. "But a good southern girl who would marry a good southern boy and have babies and run a family like your folks did is what I know you wanted to be for them. However, dear girl, then you got real lucky now, didn't you?"
"What do you mean?"
"You got a God-given talent." She tried to set the tea cup down on the side table. I reached over and took it from her, setting it down for her. "Thank you, honey."
I looked down at my dog, now licking my toes that stuck out of the one pair of high-heeled sandals I'd had for the past five years. "No I don't, Betty. I know I'm good, but there're a lot of good musicians out there. Great musicians." Now I was twirling the ends of my hair, but there was no way my mama or even myself would ever put it up into a chignon. My hair was stick straight, long—past my shoulders, dark brown and thinner than I would have liked it to be, but a silky thin, which was good, I suppose, the silky part anyway. The closest anyone would ever get to pinning my hair up would be a ponytail.
Betty waved a hand. "Nonsense." Placing her hands on the sides of the chair, she pushed herself up and ambled over to the white-bricked mantle, took an envelope off of it, brought it back and handed it to me.
"What's this?"
"Your birthday was yesterday, wasn't it?"
"You remembered?"
She frowned. "I may be old but I don't forget my favorite people's birthdays."
"I'm one of your favorite people?" I mused.
"Honey, you know you are. You got spunk. Had it since you came out ass backward, showing the world what you thought of it," she said, referring to the fact I'd been born breech.
"Thank you. I think." I couldn't help smiling. Betty was the only one I knew who spoke the truth without holding back. She didn't tip toe around a thing. Very different from my family. Tip toeing was what we did best.
"Open it. I don't have all day. It's about time for my nap."
I tore open the envelope and in it was a check for five thousand dollars made out to me. I gasped. "Betty! What…" Mama Cass jumped up, her huge ears pricked forward, tail wagging and watching me like a hawk. "It's okay, girl." She lay back down.
"I was twenty-eight once too, you know, and I had dreams, big dreams." Her blue eyes glazed over for a moment. "I wanted to be a movie star, and I could have too. I was damn good, like you are at what you do. But then my folks, like yours, had other ideas for my life and I decided to play by their rules. Now I don't regret it . . . maybe I do a little, but I've had a good life. Thing is, Evie, you can sing like a nightingale and you can play the guitar like nobody's business. And you need to get the hell out of this podunk town before you wind up like every other girl here—knocked up, changing dirty nappies and cleaning up after everyone else every day for the rest of your life."
I frowned. I'd already seen almost every girl from my high school graduating class living out the life Betty had just described to a tee already. The lucky ones had skipped town and gone on to college. I hadn't been quite that lucky for a variety of reasons. I could have. I had the grades and the desire, but life had other ideas… On the positive side though, which is where I liked to go to (also for a variety for reasons) I at least had not had the misfortune to be married to some guy who didn't appreciate me, expected his dinner on the table when he got home from his shift at the local textile factory, and wanted his wife and children to obey, just because he said so.
"It's amazing it hasn't happened to you already," she continued. "My guess is you were either smart enough to use birth control, smart enough to not date one of the goof-offs in this town, or scared to death by your daddy's hell, brimstone and fire sermons."
"Pretty much all of the above, but still, what is this for? I can't accept this." I waved the check in the air.
"Yes you can, and you will. You gotta go live your life, Evie Duncan. Pack up that van of yours, your guitar, and Mama Cass and head west. You sing your heart out in every bar, every café, every church—I don't care where you go and sing your heart out at, but go and sing. I know one thing: you have what it takes to be a star. Forget all about that Avon you're trying to pawn…"
"Mary Kay," I interrupted.
She frowned and waved a hand at me. "Just forget it no matter what, because you and I both know that won't get you nowhere. That kind of thing is for people like Shirley Swan up the road trying to make an extra buck to take care of those for rotten kids of hers. Not for you. Take the money, cut your losses and run. Go live your dream, child. You gotta stop living for your mama and daddy. You didn't cause what happened and you can't ever change it. You didn't cause it. Now you're parents, they have to at some point get on with their lives, honey, and if they don't, I hate to see you waste yours. So go on and live life. Do it for me. Go live my dream. Humor an old woman. Please?" Her blue eyes watered and the creases around them crinkled up as she choked back emotion and waved her hand at Evie again. "You go do this for Betty La Rue." Betty now shook a bent finger at her.
How could I refuse after a plea like that? "But my daddy—?"
Betty dabbed at her eyes with a kerchief. "He'll get over it. And your mama is gonna secretly be cheering you on. It'll be hard on them, but this'll be the best thing for all of you." She sighed heavily. "Especially you, Evie. Especially you. Trust me. "
So I did. I trusted Betty LaRue.
The next day I did exactly what she'd insisted upon. I packed up my 1974 VW van, a suitcase of clothes, my Rosewood Gibson acoustic guitar and Mama Cass. I pulled out of my parents' driveway with Daddy's arms waving wildly in the air and him yelling, "You're gonna ruin your life out there. Los Angeles ain't the city of angels. It's a city of heathens and devils!"
I knew he was just scared. My leaving was breaking his heart. I'm pretty sure if I looked closer that I'd be able to see the tears in his eyes and then my heart would break, too. God, I felt so heartless, so cruel, but…I knew that Betty was right. This was something that had to be done.
I could see the tears for sure in my mother's big hazel eyes, the same color as my own, as she mouthed, "I love you."
I rolled down the window, choking back my own sobs. "I love you, too. I'll call. Don't worry. I'll be fine. I really will. I do love you."
With that, tears blurring my vision, Mama Cass's head in my lap, a Patsy Cline cassette in the tape deck, I headed west to the City of Angels. And although the tears kept coming, streaming down my face as the highway spread out in front and now behind me, for the first time in sixteen years I felt like I could finally breathe again.
Published on April 08, 2011 10:53
March 30, 2011
Gayle Carline on Riding and Writing

Riding and Writing
When Michele asked me if I'd like to guest on her blog, my tail started wagging. I became friends with her at a writer's conference, when I was in one of her workshops and she mentioned horses. I have horses, too, and we both love to talk about horses, so it was karma for us to become friends.
Of course, our riding disciplines are completely different. She likes to jump, over… stuff. I compete in something called trail, an arena event that's basically a horsey obstacle course - with NO jumping. In my defense, I took my first riding lesson when I was 45, so I already knew I wouldn't bounce if I fell. I also knew how to spell P A R A P L E G I C.
While I was trying to think of what to write about, it occurred to me that our approaches to our careers have mirrored our riding styles.
I'm watching Michele as her star ascends. She has embraced the changes in the publishing industry and is riding them with the same enthusiasm as when she points her horse toward a jump. As a matter of fact, she approaches her business a lot like jumping. (For those of you who don't know, you don't just get on a horse, point them toward the fence and pitch the reins.) She sets the horse's pace, plans where they need to take the jump, and is looking to the next jump as soon as that last hoof hits the ground.
She's taken everything she learned over the years of being published and is using those lessons to take each book she writes from concept through publishing. Just like each jump has its own approach, each of her books has its own plan. She knows exactly what she has to do for each one before she takes that leap of publication. And, of course, she doesn't rest on the other side, not when there's another book to be lined up.
Riding a trail course takes the same amount of planning, but it's a much slower ride. Here's a clip of a winning trail ride at the American Quarter Horse Association's World Show, which is an invitational event. I'd like to point out a couple of things here - one is to notice how Mike Hoyt is steering his horse, which is so subtle I dare you to notice it at all. The other is to say that this is the Junior Horse class, meaning this horse is under 6 years old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op-zV1...
Not bad for a youngster.
My writing career has looked a lot like trail riding. Well, not MY trail riding, since that often looks like a drunken sailor trying to find his land legs. But trail riding in general. When you're riding a trail course, you need to look ahead to the next pole, sit deep in the saddle, and make it look smooth and effortless. It is not a timed event, so faster is not better. It is, however, precise. Your horse's hooves cannot touch a pole, they must be following the pattern exactly at the correct gait, and they should even have a specific number of strides between poles.
Like Michele, I make plans for each book, but like the trail course, I meander this way and that, considering all options, aiming for perfection. I get nothing done that way, unless you count the energy I expend obsessing over the manuscript I have in hand instead of writing the new one. And unlike Michele, I don't know when to plant and jump. My path is always winding around with only one place to plant: the finish line.
As you may have guessed, this is no way to run a career. I'm excited about the new age of publishing, and I want to be riding ahead of the herd. I may still be sitting back in the saddle on my horse, but I need to move forward with my books.
Michele is my inspiration, so I'm going to take a lesson from her style, put on my helmet and go for the verticals.
This week, I published a short story on Kindle. Within the month, I'll have my second murder mystery (in my Peri Minneopa Mystery series) on the Kindle, and on its way to trade paperback, for those who still like paper. I'm setting deadlines for getting the third mystery in the series completed, and I'm doing the prep work for a brand new mystery - set at a horse show.
Trail may not be a timed event, but I've just realized my career is.
Links to my books and everything:
FREEZER BURN (A Peri Minneopa Mystery)
http://www.amazon.com/Freezer-Burn-eb...
WHAT WOULD ERMA DO? Confessions of a First-time Humor Columnist
http://www.amazon.com/Would-Confessio...
CLEAN SWEEP (A Peri Minneopa Mystery Short)
http://www.amazon.com/Clean-Sweep-Min...
My website is http://www.gaylecarline.com
My blog is http://gaylecarline.blogspot.com
Published on March 30, 2011 06:00
March 28, 2011
Nikki Sands' Weekly Recipe

Hope you enjoy!
Cheers,
Michele

The 2006 Pewsey Vale Riesling Eden Valley South Australia is a medium-bodied wine
combining citric fruit flavors of lime, lemon, and tangerine. It has a midpalate richness leading to
a long finish. This is a wine to savor.
2 tbsp minced shallots
2 tbsp chopped green onions
3 garlic cloves, crushed
1 cup white wine
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tsp Tabasco sauce
1 tsp dried thyme
6 tbsp dry sherry
1 tsp paprika
1 cup hot water
1 tsp lobster base (better than bouillon)
4 oz tomato paste
2 bay leaves
2 cups heavy whipping cream
4 tbsp butter
l lb lobster meat, cut into small chunks
In a sauté pan, heat a little oil over medium-high heat and sauté shallots, onions, and garlic for
one minute. Deglaze the pan with the white wine. Add the Worcestershire, Tabasco, and thyme
and sauté for another minute. Deglaze the pan with the sherry. Add the paprika, hot water, and
lobster base and combine well. Stir in tomato paste and add the bay leaves. Simmer for 10
minutes. Whisk in heavy cream and the butter and bring to a boil. Add the lobster and simmer
until cooked through.
Serve with crusty garlic bread.
Published on March 28, 2011 10:55
March 24, 2011
The Green Eyed Monster
You know how when you do something that in the moment seems like it is probably an okay thing to do, but then you later think, "Huh. That was stupid." Yeah well, that would be me right about now.
I decided yesterday to go on Kindleboards (for those of you who don't know what Kindleboards is, it is a place where Kindle readers and writers can go and check out what others are reading, writing, etc). There is a section in there called Writer's Cafe where writers can post stuff. Well, silly me decided to post how green-eyed I am with envy over J.A. Konrath's e-book sales (I won't even mention Amanda Hocking). A good friend of mine read it and didn't see a problem with what I wrote, but you know how when something nags you for several hours, then you should trust your gut. I didn't write anything negative, just truthful. The replies were nice. No one was a jerk and people had some really great suggestions, but I felt icky and dumb for writing it in the first place. Grr...that's where the Internet can bite you sometimes. Don't write what you don't want people to read. Lesson noted.
I simply told my personal publishing story--some of the ups and the downs, and then I went on to say that I want to sell as many books a day as Konrath does. I do. I want to put my 3 kids through school, pay the bills, and take a vacation once a year. Plus, be able to pay for all of my animals, which I think at this point are costing me more than the kids. One person did suggest that I spend more time being grateful. I think i'll try that.
That comment did make me feel awfully greedy, I think. And then I think, no not really. I guess I fluctuate at being the altrusitic artist who writes because I can't breathe without being able to write (and yes--this is my passion, so I although I am pretty certain I could still breathe if I didn't do it, I am also pretty certain I would not be a happy camper if I didn't write) to the career oriented business woman who treats my writing career as a business with profits and loss and all that good stuff. I am sure there is a happy medium in there somewhere as I move forward as the altruistic passionately involved writerly business chick. Now, how do you like that title?
Anyway, I decided to take the post off, but since I only have friends reading my blog and there is like 5 of you, I figured I'd share with you what I had done.
So anyone else out there envious of anyone or anything? Come on--share please. If not for anythng else, than my own selfishness of not wanting to feel so selfish. It would be nice to know I am in good company.
Cheers,
Michele
I decided yesterday to go on Kindleboards (for those of you who don't know what Kindleboards is, it is a place where Kindle readers and writers can go and check out what others are reading, writing, etc). There is a section in there called Writer's Cafe where writers can post stuff. Well, silly me decided to post how green-eyed I am with envy over J.A. Konrath's e-book sales (I won't even mention Amanda Hocking). A good friend of mine read it and didn't see a problem with what I wrote, but you know how when something nags you for several hours, then you should trust your gut. I didn't write anything negative, just truthful. The replies were nice. No one was a jerk and people had some really great suggestions, but I felt icky and dumb for writing it in the first place. Grr...that's where the Internet can bite you sometimes. Don't write what you don't want people to read. Lesson noted.
I simply told my personal publishing story--some of the ups and the downs, and then I went on to say that I want to sell as many books a day as Konrath does. I do. I want to put my 3 kids through school, pay the bills, and take a vacation once a year. Plus, be able to pay for all of my animals, which I think at this point are costing me more than the kids. One person did suggest that I spend more time being grateful. I think i'll try that.
That comment did make me feel awfully greedy, I think. And then I think, no not really. I guess I fluctuate at being the altrusitic artist who writes because I can't breathe without being able to write (and yes--this is my passion, so I although I am pretty certain I could still breathe if I didn't do it, I am also pretty certain I would not be a happy camper if I didn't write) to the career oriented business woman who treats my writing career as a business with profits and loss and all that good stuff. I am sure there is a happy medium in there somewhere as I move forward as the altruistic passionately involved writerly business chick. Now, how do you like that title?
Anyway, I decided to take the post off, but since I only have friends reading my blog and there is like 5 of you, I figured I'd share with you what I had done.
So anyone else out there envious of anyone or anything? Come on--share please. If not for anythng else, than my own selfishness of not wanting to feel so selfish. It would be nice to know I am in good company.
Cheers,
Michele
Published on March 24, 2011 10:00
March 22, 2011
Yea! Press Release for Happy Hour!
I hope if you haven't read this book, you will take a chance on it. I loved writing it and the book means a lot to me.Cheers,Michele
ZOVA Books Releases the first must read of the summer season
ZOVA Books announces the release of Happy Hour, by acclaimed author Michele Scott.
Los Angeles, CA, March 21, 2011 - ZOVA Books announces the release of Happy Hour, a new novel by Michele Scott. ZOVA Books is a boutique publishing firm representing such acclaimed authors as Dances With Wolves novelist and Academy Award winning screenplay writer, Michael Blake, as well as the Pulitzer Prize nominated bestselling author of Sacagawea, Anna Lee Waldo. Their partnership with Michele Scott brings them a wide body of previously published and wholly new material.
Michele Scott's Wine Lovers mystery series, released through Berkeley Prime Crime, achieved wide acclaim upon its release. Scott has since established herself as one of the preeminent writers of the mystery genre, following her original series with the Michaela Bancroft mysteries and a number of other works. The release of Happy Hour with ZOVA Books continues her notable history of developing heartfelt literature with strong female characters that resonate with readers across the nation and around the world.
Already heralded as the first beach read of the summer season, Happy Hour follows the intertwining stories of four women experiencing heartache and loss in the beautiful California wine country. Each woman's story is uniquely compelling. Kat, a sommelier at her husband's five star restaurant, struggles to balance divorce, remarriage, and all the baggage in between. Alyssa, an artist and gallery owner, struggles with a secret from her past that threatens everything she holds dear. Danielle is a vintner on the edge of success, dealing with rebellious teenagers and a careless ex-husband. Jamie is editor-in-chief of a widely read wine magazine, still grieving the loss of her husband several years before while juggling mounting bills and caring for her senile mother-in-law. Together, these women find strength to deal with the hardships of daily life in the power of their friendship.
ZOVA Books has looked forward to releasing Michele Scott's Happy Hour since signing her in the fall of 2010. "We are thrilled to be working with Michele Scott on this release," ZOVA's publisher, Molly Lewis, says. "Michele brings authenticity and passion to everything she writes, but this book in particular is evidence of her commitment to honoring the power of friendship in the written word."
The release of Happy Hour follows a number of public appearances for Michele Scott, whose articles, essays, and interviews have been featured in the New York Times, on Fox News, and over a wide number of national book review blogs.
Happy Hour is released on March 22, 2011 and is available in book retailers across the country, on all digital platforms and distributed by Baker & Taylor Distributors.
About ZOVA Books:
ZOVA Books is an independent publisher of genre and literary fiction based in Los Angeles, California. Established in 2010, they are one of the fastest growing small publishers in the nation, representing such notable authors as #1 New York Times Bestseller Michael Blake, author of Dances With Wolves, #1 New York Times Bestseller Anna Lee Waldo, author of Sacagawea, and acclaimed bestseller Michele Scott.
ZOVA Books has entered into a ground-breaking partnership with Hollywood production and management company Circle of Confusion to represent its catalog for film, television and foreign rights.
Established as a creative organization focused on the success of individual authors and the development of multi-platform creative projects, ZOVA has developed the next generation publishing company that reconciles the best practices of traditional publishing firms with the innovations of small and specialized firms, embracing the opportunities of both print and digital distribution in its commitment to providing the best possible literary works to readers around the world.
ZOVA Books Releases the first must read of the summer season

Los Angeles, CA, March 21, 2011 - ZOVA Books announces the release of Happy Hour, a new novel by Michele Scott. ZOVA Books is a boutique publishing firm representing such acclaimed authors as Dances With Wolves novelist and Academy Award winning screenplay writer, Michael Blake, as well as the Pulitzer Prize nominated bestselling author of Sacagawea, Anna Lee Waldo. Their partnership with Michele Scott brings them a wide body of previously published and wholly new material.
Michele Scott's Wine Lovers mystery series, released through Berkeley Prime Crime, achieved wide acclaim upon its release. Scott has since established herself as one of the preeminent writers of the mystery genre, following her original series with the Michaela Bancroft mysteries and a number of other works. The release of Happy Hour with ZOVA Books continues her notable history of developing heartfelt literature with strong female characters that resonate with readers across the nation and around the world.
Already heralded as the first beach read of the summer season, Happy Hour follows the intertwining stories of four women experiencing heartache and loss in the beautiful California wine country. Each woman's story is uniquely compelling. Kat, a sommelier at her husband's five star restaurant, struggles to balance divorce, remarriage, and all the baggage in between. Alyssa, an artist and gallery owner, struggles with a secret from her past that threatens everything she holds dear. Danielle is a vintner on the edge of success, dealing with rebellious teenagers and a careless ex-husband. Jamie is editor-in-chief of a widely read wine magazine, still grieving the loss of her husband several years before while juggling mounting bills and caring for her senile mother-in-law. Together, these women find strength to deal with the hardships of daily life in the power of their friendship.
ZOVA Books has looked forward to releasing Michele Scott's Happy Hour since signing her in the fall of 2010. "We are thrilled to be working with Michele Scott on this release," ZOVA's publisher, Molly Lewis, says. "Michele brings authenticity and passion to everything she writes, but this book in particular is evidence of her commitment to honoring the power of friendship in the written word."
The release of Happy Hour follows a number of public appearances for Michele Scott, whose articles, essays, and interviews have been featured in the New York Times, on Fox News, and over a wide number of national book review blogs.
Happy Hour is released on March 22, 2011 and is available in book retailers across the country, on all digital platforms and distributed by Baker & Taylor Distributors.
About ZOVA Books:
ZOVA Books is an independent publisher of genre and literary fiction based in Los Angeles, California. Established in 2010, they are one of the fastest growing small publishers in the nation, representing such notable authors as #1 New York Times Bestseller Michael Blake, author of Dances With Wolves, #1 New York Times Bestseller Anna Lee Waldo, author of Sacagawea, and acclaimed bestseller Michele Scott.
ZOVA Books has entered into a ground-breaking partnership with Hollywood production and management company Circle of Confusion to represent its catalog for film, television and foreign rights.
Established as a creative organization focused on the success of individual authors and the development of multi-platform creative projects, ZOVA has developed the next generation publishing company that reconciles the best practices of traditional publishing firms with the innovations of small and specialized firms, embracing the opportunities of both print and digital distribution in its commitment to providing the best possible literary works to readers around the world.
Published on March 22, 2011 09:03
March 9, 2011
Why a Pen Name?

However, my son said to me, "Don't you know, Mom, that God wouldn't have made you a writer if he didn't think you could do it." Okay, so how do you quit after that? You don't! I didn't. I went on to write Murder Uncorked and got an agent and within two weeks had a three book deal with Penguin. I have now sold nine books with them.
As the state of publishing changes, I realize as a mid-list author it is vital I change with it or get left behind.That is not an option. I LOVE to write. So, I am continuing to write and learn as much as I can about e-publishing and self-publishing.
I know I am now off on a tangent here, so I will get back to why a pen name. I am writing under a pen name for my thrillers because they are so different from my mysteries. They are a separate "brand." This way a reader doesn't get confused when they download a Michele Scott book versus an A.K. Alexander book or a Sofia Cruz book. I used that pen name for my book "The Cartel." It's not a thriller in the vein of the A.K. Alexander books but it is dark and has lots of sex and violence and the subject matter is very different from my thrillers, and definitely different from my mysteries.
I was wondering who else is using pen names out there and if so, what is your reasoning? Do you think it's a good idea?
Thank You!
Cheers,
Michele
Published on March 09, 2011 09:06